I sat at the kitchen table staring at Emmett in disbelief, being Emmett he had decided that he would try and see how long he could hold his breath for; that was an hour ago. I sighed and stood up to get something to eat, Emmett got up too and followed me.
Every time he did that it got even scarier.
Edward had gone hunting for the weekend and had decided that Emmett had to baby-sit me because he was paranoid that I would come up with another plot to damn my soul or that I would get hurt trying to.
I continued to search the kitchen until I came to the conclusion that there was no decent food in the house, so we would have to go food shopping.
I stared over at Emmett, who was holding an apple trying to find out what it was used for. I sighed again and shook my head, then went to find the car keys. After I found them I headed out to the car with Emmett quickly following me.
We soon arrived at Thriftway
"Bella why are we here?" asked Emmett, in a curious tone.
I sighed then started to explain. "Well I had no decent food at home so I decided that we needed to go food shopping"
"Really" said Emmett, he actually sounded exited "I haven't been food shopping before, Esme wouldn't let me go with her for some reason" I smiled as he mentioned Esme, I hadn't see her in so long.
We entered Thriftway and I grabbed a trolley, then I went about grabbing things that I needed of the shelves.
I had been shopping for a few minutes when I realized that I hadn't seen Emmett since I entered the shop, so I started to search the shop for him.
I had looked down most of the isles, until I found castle made out of cans in the middle of the canned goods isle. I started to run towards it hoping it wasn't what I thought it was. I was a couple of metres closer when I heard someone shout out from the inside of the castle
"Halt! Who goes there?" I sighed and took a step forward.
"Stop don't come any closer, or I'll get re-enforcements and attack! Now who are you?"
"Um Emmett, its Bella. What are…"
"Don't say another word, I ask the questions around here", I looked around to see a small group of people had gathered around to see what was going on.
"Ok Bella, or if that's even your real name. What is your purpose here?" Ok this was really starting to get on my nerves now.
"Emmett, you know what I'm doing here because you came with me, now get out of the can castle right now because I don't want to be kicked out of the shop before I finish my shopping".
"Sorry, no can do ma'am, if I leave the castle it'll get attacked and I can't let that happen miss."
Oh I am so going to kill him again if he doesn't get out soon!
"Emmett you are going to get out of this castle right now and clean it up. And it better be done by the time I'm finished my shopping" I said, trying to sound as stern as possible. Then I turned around and went back to my shopping, leaving Emmett mumbling
"Sure, sure Bella. Whatever you say Bella"
Twenty minutes later
I had just got the last thing I needed, so I headed back to the can goods isle to find Emmett. When I turned into the isle I was shocked to find that the castle had tripled in size.
"Emmett get out of the castle this second" I shouted
"I shall never surrender" shouted Emmett back
"Yeah now leave us petty human or we shall attack you".
Wait that wasn't Emmett shouting back, I know that voice but from where? It was so familiar, then I realized who it came from.
"Jasper, what are you doing here?"
"Quick she's not leaving, we'll have to defend the castle before she attacks us!"
Wait was Alice in there as well? I was just about to ask how many people or vampires were in there when I was attacked by a lot of flying objects, which I soon found out was skittles, M&M's and amazingly a watermelon!
I screamed and ran away, that's when I vowed that this wasn't the end of this.
…to be continued…
shopping with Emmett is going to be a two part story, so I'll update ASAP. Hoped you all enjoyed it, please please review.
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