Hi everyone, I know it's been a very long time since I've updated this fic and I can't say it'll have a regular schedule update, but I'm trying my best.

And I changed the story's name what do you think about it?

Also, I kinda have all the story planned and I already did some doodle about carachter that are going to come, if you'd like to see more about them, just say it and I'll post something on my tumblr.

And another thing: Shinzo ISN'T a self insert we just share names because I ideated my nick after her.

And as always, a huge thank you for all the people that keep substatining me, reviewing or just following the story, means a lot to me.

Here we go with the story.

Chapter 4: Swan song

The two Kurosaki siblings waited for their father to buy the tickets.

"Hello, I need three tickets to the West Shinō Academy, I saw you had some discounts and I was just wandering if we fullfilled any of the requirements to get one" Ichigo asked hoping in a discount.

The woman on the other side of the cab, while chewing a gum, answer in an annoyed way "The discounts are over there sir, just have a look at them and see for your self"

"Fine" answered Ichigo a little annoyed by the tone of the woman.

'Let's see...' thought Ichigo while examining the board.

DISCOUNTS:

-Captain

-Lieutenant

-Central 46 members

-Rukongai students

-Babies 0/5

-Pregnant Woman

-Vizard

-Black talking cats

-Handsome shopkeepers with a gorgeous white and green striped hat

"WHAT THE HELL ARE THIS DISCOUNTS ABOUT!" yelled Ichigo.

"I get the first six of them, but way should the Vizard have a discount, Hyori probably forced Urahara in a discount" the orange haired shinigami pondered.

"But the last two are really too obvious: 'black talking cats' and 'Handsome shopkeepers with a white and green striped hat', I can't believe they made discounts like that! And I don't get a discount!" Brown eyes twitched with annoyance.

It wasn't like Ichigo was stingy with his money, he just didn't want to spend too much.

"Excuse me lady, but I wonder if we might get a little discount, I'm sure Urahara-San forgot to add something about us -"

"Last I checked we don't do discounts for orange haired weirdos, by the way is that natural or some kind of stupid family tradition to dye your hair orange" the woman rudely interrupted Ichigo with a dull face and shamelessness.

Ichigo fumed from his ears, he could hear Shiro's laugh from Las Noches.

"WHY YO-" Shinzo slapped his head and started.

"Excuse him for his rudeness, he's very touchy about his hair color, how much would the tickets be?" the girl asked getting the situation under control.

"That would be 38144.46 Crystal Coin*" she answered with the same dull tone.

Shinzo and Ichigo's faces went white at hearing the price, Kazui slepped through all of this and to accentuate it he let go a loud snore.

Ichigo with a shaking hand payed the tickets, headed with Shinzo and an half a sleep Kazui towards the Soul Express.

During the train ride

The train ride went well, doing some conversation laughing about old memories and talking about home.

"So,how's the school do you have good grades?" asked Ichigo.

Kazui stiffened.

Ichigo looked at him with a glare.

"Well school his always school, but I got a hundred in Japanese, so I could say it's going pretty well" feeling the tension, Shinzo tryed to free Kazui from a bad situation, with no avail.

"That's great Shinzo!" Ichigo smiled proudly at her daughter.

"What about you Kazui? You aren't playing hooky again, aren't you?"

And there it was, their father just dropped a nuke.

Kazui didn't hate school, he hated the people in it, teacher, students, no one were different.

"So did you?"

"I...Yes...I did" Kazui gazed the floor of their compartment.

"I told you a million time not to skip school, they even called me from there! Are you getting in more fights? That time at the hospital wasn't enough for you?!

I-me and mom are worried..."

"What's the point?"

"Huh?"

"If I go to school they'll just make fun of me and my dyslexia, so better be goofing around and all that jazz"

"Kazui I..."

"Don't worry I don't care if they say: "dyslexic idiot" or "freak"; I just prefer to avoid conflicts that's too much energy for someone lazy like me, heh."

"By the way" continued Kazui "I'm starviiing ,I'm going to the restaurant car, wanna come?"

"Not so fast, I made bentos for everyone!" exclaimed Shinzo happily.

Kazui and Ichigo sweat dropped, Shinzo's cooking wasn't exactly the best in the world, you could say it was like Orihime's cooking before she got better at it, a disaster.

"Is that thing moving?" Kazui pointed out, a little frightened.

"Come on eat it, you two!" Shinzo exclaimed with a smile.

"Ehh..."

In that exact moment an announcement was given and they were just arrived to the West Shinō Academy.

The two males breathed a sigh of relief.

Shinigami were running up and down the Academy, trying to set up everything for the opening ceremony.

A black cat stood up in front of them, looking them with an insistent gaze.

Then the cat spoke " Greetings, I am Yoruichi the captain of the West division and also your teacher!"

"THE CAT IS TALKING!" yelled Kazui.

Shinzo just blinked in disbelief.

"Yes I am, do you have a problem with that?"

"The...how's a cat going to teach anything to us? What will he teach us how to purr or how to scratch the enemies?" mocked Kazui, not knowing what he was getting himself into.

"I suggest you to not provoke the 'cat'" hinted Ichigo.

POOF

The 'cat' transformed into a woman.

A naked one.

Kazui nosebleeded and he was K.O.

Ichigo flushed red and covered his eyes.

Shinzo exclaimed "Oh my God you're Yoruichi, the 'God of Thunder' I've raed everything about you I'm a huge fan!".

Here we go with Yoruichi's attitude.

So this chapter comes to an end, I hope to bring the next chapter as soon as possible.

What do you think? I'm trying to define my OC carachter, also there will be more Oc because just like Naruto: Next Generation I need a new cast, there will be only 3 really relevant Oc, one of them being Rukia and Renji's son.

And as always report any errors to me and don't forget to leave a comment ;)