Revenge…

Tomatoes-are-life Spain's blog:

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Hola everyone! Great day! Oh, and btw I am at England's house right now. Hope England's food will be delicious!

[Comments:]

Teutonic-the-awesomest: Vhat?! Vhat ze hell are you doing, eating at England's? Mein gott, that's suicide!

Reply from Tomatoes-are-life to Teutonic-the-awesomest's comment:
Its suicide? France recommended England's food to me. He said it was unique and good. And England seemed delighted I wanted to eat his food.

Teutonic-the-awesomest: ...


Private chat between le-gorgeous-moi and Teutonic-the-awesomest:

Teutonic-the-awesomest:

Vhat ze hell is vrong vith you Francey-pants? You sent Spain to eat England's food by saying it was good? He going to die!

le-gorgeous-moi:

'e said I was ugly! And I didn't say England's food was good, I said it was a once in a lifetime experience worth dying for and that it was...er...unique.

Teutonic-the-awesomest:

Worth dying for? He will die from eating it and you know it. And hell yes is it going to be once in a lifetimes experience. Because it will be his last one. Great wording Francey-pants, you just killed our friend. Unique? pfft!

le-gorgeous-moi:

It IS unique! In 'ow it can destroy even the strongest of iron stomachs and lay waste to the most stubborn, insensitive taste buds. In fact, I zink Angleterre could control the whole world by threatening to force feed them his food if they disobey. And you know what ze best part of zis whole plot is?

Teutonic-the-awesomest:

It IS unique, I guess. Vhat?

le-gorgeous-moi:

I'm getting rid of annoying people using my worst enemy. Angleterre will have a fit when 'e finds out 'e's been 'elping me the whole time! Muahahahaha!

Teutonic-the-awesomest:

...you're paying for the funeral.


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[Other Comments:]

Teutonic-the-awesomest: It was nice knowing you Spain.

This-is-fucking-shit-Romano: Who's going to pick the tomatoes when you're gone? Bastard.

I-am-Germany: Good luck Spain.

Teutonic-the-awesomest: Bruder, luck can't help him now...

Sunflowers-and-Vodka: We lost a precious person, da?

Hasta-la-pasta: Noooooo! Spain come backkkk! Surrender!

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le-gorgeous-moi: Revenge is sweet...unlike England's cooking...

...Spain has never been seen since.