A/N: Here comes the plot!

Chapter 4: A whole new kind of Prize

Stimpy sat in front of the desk, twiddling his thumbs anxiously. "Mr. Cat…" He said menacingly. "I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" He said in an extremely happy voice. "Let's talk about'cher brilliance!"

Two hours later….

Everyone, especially Ren, waited terrified. Suddenly, Stimpy and the boss (not to be confused with Pinky and The Brain) came leaping out of the office. "Let's paint rainbows and such on the wall!" They chirped simultaneously. Everybody cheered. Ren rolled his eyes and slumped away.

As the days flew by, work at the Sugar Frosted Dextrose fattery got better and better. Everyone, even the cranky boss, was delighted. Only one person wasn't happy… guess who. "Hey Ren, where do you wanna eat for lunch?"

"Een the cafeteria like always, you eediot!" He growled, exasperated. "Oh, yeah. So, having a good time, honey?"

"No. Eet's work. A serious place, and you've made eet some stupid fru fru crap! Of course I'm not having fun!" He shouted. "Ren, people are staring. No one here is unhappy!"

"Except me. Now leave me to work." Stimpy sighed and walked away, depressed.

Everyone wanted to sit with Stimpy at lunch. It plagued him with sorrow to see a grumpy Ren eating in the corner of the cafeteria on his own. He suddenly grinned in enlightenment. "I know how to make Ren happy!"

Ren sat on his stool, stuffing prizes into cereal boxes. Stimpy had a chocolate cake. He snickered happily. "This is Ren's favorite!" Hey snuck up behind him. "HEY REN!"

"AH!" Ren leaped up. "WHAT?"

"I got'chou something." He presented the cake. Ren grinned. "OH BOY!" He began to wolf down the cake. "They'll be serving this every day during lunch break! Ya like work now, sweetie?"

"Uh-huh!"

The next morning…

Two cute little kids joyously opened their pantry. "Hey, look, Dominique! Mom got our favorite!"

"Otto… do you mean…"

"That's right!"

"SUGAR FROSTED DEXTROSE!" They squealed simultaneously. "C'mon, Dominique! Let's get the prize!"

"Okay!"

They dug to the bottom of the box together to receive their prize. "Wow… what is it, Otto?"

"I dunno. Oh well, it looks fun!"

"Yeah, let's play with it!" Their parents came into the room. "Hey, kids! What are you high speed hoodlums doing?" Inquired their dad.

"Playing with our new prize!" They replied simultaneously. "Well, let's see it!" Chirped their mother. They gleefully held it out. "OH MY GOD!" Shrieked their mother as their dad fainted.

That night, while Stimpy was fast asleep, Ren hopped into the car and drove to a house where a large breasted slut waited outside. "Well, it's about time!" She said suggestively. "Come into my pad!"

"Okay!"

She sat on the bed while Ren dug through his coat pocket. "Where's the condom?..." He grumbled. He suddenly got a look of terror on his face. "Crap! JUST CRAP! I knewI dropped something een that styoopid box of cereal!"

"Everything okay over there?"

"Uh… do you believe een abortion?"

A/N: Touching, isn't it? I hope I'm not offending anybody!