Title: Rule #18
Author: Kristen Sharpe
Date: June 5, 2017
Rating: K
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: "Fullmetal Alchemist" belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, Square ENIX, Studio BONES and various other parties.
If you have to demolish a building, at least do it with style.
Any idiot with dynamite can demolish a building. For that matter, so can any idiot with a sledgehammer. If he keeps swinging, he'll hit something load-bearing eventually.
No, if you're going to do it, do it right. Big and loud and straight to the ground in one shot.
That's style.
As a bonus, it makes a great distraction, destroys sick research, and, hey, if someone actually needs that building again, better to start from scratch if it's already damaged.
...Look, damage happens. I just make it awesome.
