Title: Rule #18
Author: Kristen Sharpe
Date: June 5, 2017
Rating: K
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: "Fullmetal Alchemist" belongs to Hiromu Arakawa, Square ENIX, Studio BONES and various other parties.


If you have to demolish a building, at least do it with style.

Any idiot with dynamite can demolish a building. For that matter, so can any idiot with a sledgehammer. If he keeps swinging, he'll hit something load-bearing eventually.

No, if you're going to do it, do it right. Big and loud and straight to the ground in one shot.

That's style.

As a bonus, it makes a great distraction, destroys sick research, and, hey, if someone actually needs that building again, better to start from scratch if it's already damaged.

...Look, damage happens. I just make it awesome.