Phoenix's note: WARNING! This chapter has a lot of sexual content!
The screen opened up in Edd's living room, where Edd himself was seen vacuuming while listening to an unknown song on his white ipod. Edd then turned off the vacuum and took out his headphones.
"Fresh, clean, and spotless!" Edd said as he proudly watched the room sparkle "Now for a nutritious afternoon treat!"
The screen went black before it reopened in Edd's mini-fridge, which Edd just now opened. Upon looking inside, Edd developed a disgruntled facial expression.
"Odd." Said Edd "My wholesome nourishment supply looks as if it has been…altered!"
Edd looked down into the second shelf of his fridge and saw May's ski mask!
"What's this?" Edd asked before he grabbed the mask "Missing sustenance and cliché masks? It's almost as if someone were…"
Before Edd could finish his sentence, his doorbell rang. He put the mask underneath his bed, stood up, and walked out. As he walked down the stairs, the doorbell rang three more times.
"Patience, please!" Edd yelled as he walked off the last step
When Edd reached the door and opened it, Travis and Brandon stood right in front of him with Alex's Camaro parked in front of the house in the background.
"May I help you gentlemen?" Edd asked with a stern tone: almost as if he knew who they were.
The boys responded only by developing evil smiles on their respective faces. Edd developed an anxious look on his face before the screen faded to black after Travis reached for Edd! The screen reopened and showed Travis putting Edd (who was trapped in his own hat bag-style) in Alex's trunk before he closed it and got into the backseat before they drove off.
In Eddy's kitchen, all the other boys were sitting at Eddy's kitchen table and sipping hot cocoa as they waited for Edd. Nate was wearing a black Southpole hoodie, Ed was wearing a green jacket (like the one he used to wear three years ago, but larger), Cody was wearing a black leather jacket with a zipper, Kevin was wearing an orange hoodie, and Eddy was wearing a white hoodie with a golden dollar sign on the back.
"What is takin' that guy so long?" Kevin asked impatiently "He had more than enough time to do his shit!"
"Maybe he's takin' one!" joked Nate
"D doesn't like to rush when it comes to his chores!" said Cody "Got some unnatural incapability of half-assin'!"
"Then let's go to him!" said Eddy as he stood up "The sooner we set things straight, the better!"
"AAAAAH! I burned my tongue!" Ed said as he fanned his tongue with his hands
The other boys snickered before…
"Dumb-ass!" Kevin said as he smiled and turned his head from left to right
The screen shifted to Edd's front door, which was where all five boys were. Eddy banged on the door three times, but no one answered.
"Double D, open up! It's Eddy!" Eddy said as he banged on the door
Eddy banged on the door three more times and rang the doorbell four more times, but there was still no answer. Eddy then tugged on the doorknob before the door opened! Eddy looked back at the other boys before they all walked inside. Cody closed the door behind him before…
"DOUBLE D?" Ed yelled, but no one answered
"D! WHERE ARE YOU?" Cody yelled "Somethin's wrong, guys!"
"I knew that when the door was unlocked!" said Eddy
"He's probably tryin' to pull our legs!" said Kevin
"Yeah, like Double D would go as far as keeping his door unlocked knowin' that he has private property!" said Eddy
"Well, he's gotta be here, right?" said Nate "I mean, it's not like he's been kidnapped or somethin'!"
The other boys suddenly paused and got bug-eyed, knowing that that's probably the case.
"Hope yer right!" said Eddy "Cody, search the basement! Kevin! Nate! Search all down here and the garage just in case! Ed and I will search upstairs! Now, let's move!"
Meanwhile at Park n' Flush trailer park, three more cars (not including the Kankers' mom's pickup truck and Alex's Camaro) were seen parked on the side of three respective trailers. Travis and Brandon were drinking beer and leaning on Alex's car while Alex himself was sitting on the hood and smoking a cigarette. On the inside of the Kankers' trailer, the Kankers were sitting on the couch and watching TV until their mom came in. Their mom was slim, in her early forties, and had one trait per daughter. She had May's freckles and Marie's long blue hair. Her bangs covered her eyes just like Lee and she wore a silver dress with a silver jacket and a matching purse.
"What up with the dress, mom?" May asked
"Gotta look nice if I want that custodian job at your school!" said Ms. Kanker
"There's an opening?" asked Lee
"Yes!" answered Ms. Kanker "The previous custodian was gonna retire in one week, but unfortunately for him, he had to retire sooner due to an incident with a lunch table! Can you believe it?" she said as she laughed
The sisters all looked at each other with humorless faces.
"Well, I'm gone!" said Ms. Kanker as she smiled and walked towards the door "Wish me luck and behave!"
Ms. Kanker walked out the door and closed it behind her. The sisters then sprung off the couch and ran towards the window, where they saw their mother drive off in her brown pickup truck. Once the truck was off-screen, the Kankers evilly smiled at each other before they excitedly ran out the door and over to Alex's car.
"Coast clear?" Alex asked before he took his cigarette out
"YEAH!" Marie said excitedly
"Remember our deal!" said Alex "We give this guy to you and make sure he stays, you do all of our homework for a month and a half."
"No problem!" said Marie "Now, give 'im to me!"
"You heard her boys!" Alex said to Travis and Brandon
Travis and Brandon walked over to the Camaro's trunk before Brandon opened it. Travis grabbed Edd, swung him over his shoulder, and walked towards the Kankers just as Brandon closed the trunk.
"Here he is, girls!" Travis said as he handed Edd to the girls
The girls held Edd in their arms as they laughed victoriously and joyously!
"Take 'im into our room so he can get more comfortable, Marie!" Lee said
The screen then went black before it reopened when Edd opened his eyes and realized that he was tied to a chair! He looked around and saw that Marie was standing right in front of him while her sisters stood in the background!
"AAH!" Edd exclaimed
"Don't be scared, sweet-pea!" said Marie "It's just us!"
"If that is your way of soothing my anxiety, then you have, without question, failed significantly!" said Edd
"Now! Now! Is that anyway to speak to your lady?" asked Lee
"My lady? Preposterous!" Edd said "My lady…I apologize… no real lady, would have someone usurp me from my own residence on her payroll!"
"It was the only way that I could make sure that we have some… uninterrupted alone time!" Marie said seductively
Edd looked at Marie angrily as she sat on his lap!
"You!" said Edd "You're responsible for the destruction of mine and Sarah's relationship! You couldn't handle the fact that we were a blissful item! You make me sick!"
"Ooh!" Marie said amorously "Now you've got fire and brain! I love men like that!"
"Mark my words, Marie…when my friends discover what you have done…they will ensure that you are chastised!" said Edd
"Oh, we know all about your nosy, but cute friends!" said Lee "They'll be taken care of for sure!"
The Kankers laughed before Edd developed an angered face.
In Edd's room, Ed was sitting on Edd's bed while Eddy sat at his (Edd's) desk with a frustrated facial expression.
"Not a single clue!" said Eddy
"Maybe we missed a place!" said Ed
"We checked everywhere twice!" said Eddy "Even his closet!"
"How about under his bed?" Ed said "If I'm lookin' for somethin', I always find it under my bed!"
"Yer comparin' yerself to a guy who runs check-up observations for shit like his school supplies and underwear!" said Eddy as he smiled in mockery
Ignoring Eddy, Ed picked up Edd's bed with one hand before he revealed May's ski mask, which Eddy noticed!
"What's that?" Eddy asked as he stood up and pointed to the ski mask
Ed looked down and picked up the ski mask while using the bed as a dumbbell.
"I thought Double D kept his hats in some kind of machine thing!" said Ed
"This ain't a ski hat!" Eddy said as he grabbed the mask "It's a ski mask, which obviously ain't Double D's!"
Eddy turned the hat inside out and saw a tag with printed words on it.
"Property of… May Sophia Kanker?" Eddy said
"KANKER?" Ed fearfully said before he dropped the bed
The impact caused the entire room to vibrate before the ceiling piece that the Kankers came through earlier fell through and landed on top of Edd's desk, destroying it. Eddy turned around and walked up underneath the roof's hole with Ed right behind him.
"A Kanker's ski mask and a hole that leads directly to Double D's room?" Eddy said to himself "THIS IS ALL THE EVIDENCE WE NEED! ED, QUICK! GET A CAMERA!"
"Way ahead of you, Eddy!" Ed said as he went into his jacket pocket and pulled out a digital camera
"Take the picture, QUICK!" said Eddy before his cell phone rang (with a rock-themed ringtone) in his left pocket. He pulled it out and opened it before… "What's up?"
"We couldn't find him!" Cody said on the other end before the screen shifted to him, Nate, and Kevin, who were in Edd's driveway
"It's all right!" said Eddy before the screen shifted back to him "We've found some valuable stuff in Sockhead's room! Turns out that seein' him and Sarah together finally made Marie Kanker go off the deep end!" he finished before the screen shifted back to the boys.
"KANKER?" the boys asked in unison
"Shoulda guessed!" said Cody before the screen shifted back to Eddy and Ed, who were walking down the stairs.
"Well, we're on our way out!" Eddy said "All we gotta do now is tell Ed's parents, so they can have a friendly talk with Double D's and not get a restraining order on Sarah!" he finished before the screen shifted to Cody and the boys.
"All right!" Cody said as he gave Nate and Kevin a high-five
As they did so, Alex's Camaro appeared and looked like it was headed for the three boys. As the car drove closer, unexpectedly, Travis and Brandon (who were wearing black suits and evil clown masks) jumped out of the backseat of the car and tackled all three boys to the ground! One easily knocked out Cody, but Nate and Kevin were able to hold their own by blocking their punches and kicks before Eddy opened Edd's door from the inside and saw the brawl. In the car, Alex honked the horn three times before…
"HE'S RIGHT THERE!" yelled Alex "JUST KNOCK 'EM OUT AND GET IN HERE!"
Travis had Kevin in a sleeper-hold before he (Kevin) fell unconscious. Brandon twisted Nate's left arm back before he picked him up and threw him in the trunk with Cody. Travis then threw Kevin in the trunk with his other friends before Travis and Brandon jumped into the backseat. Eddy and Ed ran towards the car, but…
"DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!" yelled Brandon
The teens drove off before Ed or Eddy could get to the car. They ran after it, but stopped when they saw that it was picking up speed. However, Eddy was able to get a good look at the license plate, which read "AKA 1999" (the state's name was off-screen).
"Wait a minute!" said Eddy "I've seen that license plate! That's-"
Before Eddy could finish his sentence, his cell phone rang while it was still in his hand. He opened it, pressed talk, and put it on speaker.
"Hello?" Eddy said before the screen shifted to Lee, who was the one calling him! Lee and May sat on the couch with evil smiles on their faces.
"Hiya, Sugarcube! How's it goin'?" said Lee before the screen shifted back to Eddy
"Yer gonna pay for this!" said Eddy "We know you've been to Double D's house and sent that text message to Sarah! And we've got evidence to prove it! And as soon as we show it to your mom, you and your crazy-ass sisters are so fried!"
"Tsk! Tsk! I wouldn't do that if I were you!" Lee said before the screen shifted back to her "Unless you have evidence for why your three best buddies came home with bruises!" said Lee before the screen shifted back to Eddy
"What's that supposed to mean?" Eddy asked bitterly before the screen shifted to Lee
"Everybody knows you have a reputation for leading other people to the wrong places at the wrong time! Even adults!" Lee said "I'll just tell our mom that you wanted to pick a fight with Alex and his boys because you thought they were the ones who falsely sent Sarah that message through Double D's phone! And as you already know, we Kankers are quite crafty and resourceful!" Lee said before the screen shifted back to Eddy
"Yer mom's not even there!" said Eddy "If she was, she would've caught on!" he said before the screen shifted back to Lee
"Maybe so!" May yelled "But she's got a job interview at our school and won't be back til' God knows when! Which means, we get to have a little fun with your friends before she even leaves!"
Lee and May laughed menacingly before Lee closed her phone. The screen shifted to Eddy, who was rather enraged.
"What happened?" asked Ed
"Those bimbos sent Alex Frost to kidnap the boys and Double D!" said Eddy "I shoulda known that that low-life would skip school just to help those bitches!"
"Well, what're we gonna do?" asked Ed
"Only one thing to do!" said Eddy "We gotta save the boys and get to the Kankers' mom! But we can't do it alone! I know just the person to help us!"
The screen shifted to the inside of Nazz's changed living room, which had a Flat-screen HDTV on the wall, a recliner chair, and a white sofa. Eddy and Ed sat on the couch while Nazz (who looked at the boys with surprised eyes) sat in the recliner chair.
"You're serious?" Nazz asked
"Dead." Said Ed
"And we came to you because other than me, you are the best fighter left in the cul-de-sac!" said Eddy "After all, your cousins did teach you what you know!"
"Owen and Tori taught me in my basement for six months six years ago!" said Nazz
"But you can still break necks while still having that body, right?" the smirking Eddy said with his left eyebrow up
Nazz blushed a little before…
"All right, I'll help!" said Nazz "What's yer plan, dude?"
The screen shifted to the inside of Eddy's brother's room before Eddy kicked the restored door (which was like the old one, but didn't have locks and chains on it) open from the outside. The teens ran towards Eddy's brother's stuffed camel before Eddy went underneath the "stomach" of the camel and saw a long zipper.
"Jackpot!" Eddy exclaimed to himself as he smiled
Eddy unzipped the camel's "stomach" before a whole bunch of cotton could be seen. Eddy dug into the cotton and pulled out a gray, toy bazooka that read "Stinkmaster 7000" written on it in black letters. He zipped up the camel's belly and looked at his friends.
"Is that the Stinkmaster 7000?" asked Ed "The greatest stink bomb launcher known to man?"
"You betcha!" said Eddy "Lucky for us, pranks are his life! That and drugs!"
"He does drugs?" asked Nazz
"Sells 'em too I bet!" said Eddy as he walked towards the door "Now, I'm gonna get started on makin' these! Ed, you and Nazz here take this…" he said as he went into his pocket, pulled out May's ski mask, and handed it to Ed "…and explain to your parents everything that I deduced, but don't tell them that Double D and the other guys were kidnapped. We're already in deep!"
"Gotcha!" Ed and Nazz said in unison
"Let's move!" Eddy said
Ed and Nazz walked out the door before Eddy slapped the latter on the butt.
"Oooh!" Nazz squealed before Eddy closed the door behind them
In Alex's trailer, Nate, Kevin, and Cody were taped back-to-back as they sat in chairs. Alex stood in front of them while Brandon was sitting on the couch and watching them.
"Frost, yer so dead for this!" Kevin said to Alex "You and yer pussy-ass brother!"
"You wanna get body-slammed again?" Brandon asked threateningly
"Look, Eckhart!" Alex said to Kevin "We're just helpin' out a few of our neighborhood friends like you do!"
"Like the Kankers give a shit about you!" Nate angrily said "They will drag yo ass for fun they wanna!"
"For your information Bennett, we don't really associate with them unless they are willin' to pay us in some way!" said Alex "And they just offered to do our homework if we make sure that your loser friends don't try any rescue attempts!"
"That's where you douches come in!" said Brandon "If either one of yer pals show up, we'll frame you for damages!"
"We didn't even break anything!" Cody said
"Oh yeah?" said Brandon as he stood up
Brandon picked up a half-empty JD bottle and threw it at the window, shattering it!
"Looks like ya did!" Brandon said as he sat back down
"But don't think we're gonna just hold you here and not have fun!" said Alex "TRAVIS!"
Travis walked through the door with a red bucket of water balloons in each hand!
"Whose up for a game "douse the douches"?" said Travis
"WE ARE!" yelled Alex and Brandon said in unison
"Damn seniors!" Nate said
The screen shifted to the Kankers' room, where Edd was now shirtless and Marie was giving him a lap dance while wearing only a black bikini and lipstick. Edd had kiss-marks all over his face and was still very angry!
"You know you like this!" said Marie
"I would find something like this pleasurable if it wasn't you doing so!" said Edd before Marie stopped
"Oh, like you were expectin' to get somethin' like this from Ed's stupid bitch of a sister!" Marie said
"Sarah is not a female canine!" said Edd "And you are gravely erroneous if you are assuming that your barrage of verbal abuse or your attempts to arouse me in a seductive demeanor is going to change how I feel about her!"
Marie angrily slapped Double D before she got off of his lap.
"We'll see!" said Marie before she walked out of the room and closed the door behind her
At Ed's house, Ed and Nazz were discussing the evidence that the former and Eddy found with Otto, Rose, and Sarah, while backing it up with Eddy's deduction methods. The parents appeared to be rather disgruntled by this.
"This is really cruel!" said Rose "And you said that those three girls that are always bothering you, Eddy, and Double D are the ones who did this?"
"According to the tag on the inside of the mask, pretty much!" said Nazz
"Well, that explains Double D's role in all this!" said Otto "But what about Sarah here?"
"The Kankers know everybody in Peach Creek and their traits!" said Nazz "Including Sarah and her…anger issues."
"Wait!" said Otto "Are you saying that-"
"They knew that Sarah would violently attack Double D if he broke up with her through a text message!" said Ed "That way, Double D's parents would get a restraining order on us and she won't be able to see Double D anymore!"
"And with Sarah out of the way, Marie, that's the one who likes him, will be free to make her move on him!" added Nazz
Otto and Rose gasped while Sarah just sat there with a remorseful look on her face. A tear even made it's way out of her left eye.
"I'm callin' those girls' parents!" said Rose as she stood up
"That's not gonna do any good, mom!" said Ed "The Kankers' mom is stubborn! To convince her, we need to catch 'em in the act!"
"How?" asked Otto
"Trust me! We have a plan!" said Ed
"But for it to work, don't call the Kankers' mom until we give you the call!" said Nazz
Otto and the somewhat unwilling Rose shook their respective heads in agreement.
"Come on, Ed!" Nazz said as she stood up "Eddy's waiting."
Ed stood up before both teens walked out the door. Sarah put her hands on her face and began to cry in guilt. Otto and Rose supported their daughter by rubbing her back.
Meanwhile in Eddy's garage, Eddy himself was seen loading a small, rocket-shaped stink bomb into the Stinkmaster. He put another one in his right pocket just before Ed and Nazz walked into the garage via Eddy's house.
"You told 'em?" Eddy asked
"Yup!" said Ed
"They're in on the plan, too!" said Nazz "They'll call the Kankers mom when we say so!"
"All right!" said Eddy as he "cocked" the bazooka "Let's do it!"
Eddy, Nazz, and Ed walked into the house before the latter shut the door behind him. The screen slowly transitioned into the Kankers' room, where Lee and May were seen holding Edd down on their bed while Marie was rubbing chocolate sauce on Edd's stomach!
"RELEASE ME, THIS INSTANT!" Edd yelled before the screen shifted to the outside of the Trailer Park "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Eddy and Ed stuck their heads out of a tree's canopy while Nazz simply hid behind a bush.
"Sounds like they already got to work!" said Nazz
"Ed! Goggles!" Eddy said
Ed went into his left jacket pocket and pulled out a new and improved version of Edd's heat seeking goggles (Ed n' Seek) before he put them on. Ed looked through Alex's trailer and saw Alex, Travis, and Brandon pelting Nate, Kevin, and Cody with water balloons.
"The guys are in Alex's trailer!" said Ed "And they're gettin' soaked by water balloons!"
"All right!" said Eddy "What about Double D?"
Ed turned his attention to the Kankers' trailer and somehow zoomed in on their room, where he saw Marie licking the chocolate off of the screaming Edd's stomach!
"AAAAAAHHH!" the bug-eyed Ed screamed
"WHAT?" Eddy and Nazz said in unison
"What is it, big guy?" Nazz asked
"KANKER! CHOCOLATE! BELLY! BEDROOM! EVIL!" Ed said as he quivered
"Oh, man!" said Eddy "We have less time than I thought! Nazz, call Ed's parents! It's time!"
"Hope he still has his virginity when we get him out!" said Nazz as she took out her phone
Nazz walked out of the bushes before Ed jumped off of the tree and landed feet first on the ground. Eddy broke one of the trees upper branches off with one hand before he jumped off as well. The teens then ran towards the Kankers' trailer before they backed up against it spy-style. Next, they ran to the back of the trailer and saw another window.
"All right, Ed!" said Eddy "This stink bomb will make 'em come downstairs and run out the front door! And once they're out here, Nazz will keep 'em busy long enough for you to grab Double D and get out! I'll deal with Alex and his gang of dicks myself!"
"Eddy!" Nazz said "I just called Ed's parents! They're callin' the Kankers' mom now! We better get started!"
"Right!" said Eddy "Ed, gimme a boost!"
Now being tall enough to do it alone, Ed lifted Eddy up in front of the Kankers window. Courtesy of his father's growth genes, Eddy was able to see everything in the Kankers' bedroom. And right now, Marie was still on top of Edd, who now had kiss-marks all over his body!
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed Edd
"Save your screams for later, sweetie! They'll be a lot more pleasurable then!" Marie said as she un-strapped her top!
But before she could throw it to the side…
"HEY!" said Eddy
Edd and the Kankers turned their attention to Eddy before the Kankers screamed!
"EDDY, YOU PERVERT!" yelled Marie as she covered her chest "GET OUTTA HERE!"
"Oh, please! Like you have anything to look at!" said Eddy "Now, hand sockhead over!"
"Or what?" Lee said as she cracked her knuckles and walked towards Eddy
"or THIS!" Eddy said as he pointed the Stinkmaster into the room
Lee stopped in her tracks when Eddy fired the bazooka into the Kankers' room. It hit the Kankers' wall and blew up before it filled the entire room with green, stinky smoke!
"AAAAAAH!" May screamed as she coughed
"TIME TO GO GIRLS!" yelled Lee
Marie grabbed her top before the Kankers ran out of the bedroom and down the stairs. Eddy then jumped off of Ed's shoulder before…
"GO GET 'EM!" Eddy yelled in a demanding voice
Ed and Nazz ran to the front of the Kankers' trailer while Eddy made his way towards Alex's trailer. Nazz and Ed stood in front of the door before the Kankers came rushing out! The girls saw Ed and Nazz and angrily stared at them.
"LET'S GET 'EM, GIRLS!" said Lee "KANKER-STYLE!"
All three sisters charged at Ed and Nazz before…
"Go get Double D!" said Nazz as she got into a battle-stance "I'll hold 'em off!"
"Let me give you an edge first!" said Ed
Ed charged at the Kankers at full speed, which caused them to jump out of the way! Thus allowing him to run into the house and get to Edd!
"NO!" Marie said before she turned her attention back to Nazz in anger
Nazz smiled and gave the Kankers the "bring it on" hand before they angrily lunged at her! At the door of Alex's trailer, Eddy loaded his Stinkmaster with his second stink-rocket before he stepped back and kicked the door open. Just before the seniors could launch another balloon at Nate and the boys, they turned their attention to Eddy.
"EDDY!" Nate, Kevin, and Cody said in a relieved tone
"Gates!" Alex said to Eddy with an evil smile
"Frost!" Eddy bitterly said to Alex
"Always in the wrong place at the wrong time!" said Alex
"So, are you! But I don't be doin' the wrong thing!" Eddy said as he pointed his bazooka into the room
"PELT 'IM!" yelled Alex
But before they could throw them at him…
"HOLD YER BREATH, BOYS!" Eddy said before Nate and the guys did so
Eddy fired the stink-rocket into the trailer before it hit the back wall and exploded! But this one looked twice as powerful as the last one due to the fact that it was clouding up the place twice as fast as the first one! Eddy then stepped into the trailer and closed the door behind him before he dropped the bazooka.
"Now then!" said Eddy before the green smoke covered up the screen
Alex, Travis, and Brandon started to cough before tears started to come out of their respective eyes!
"Why do people always put onions in stink bombs?" Travis said as he coughed
"Shut up and find Gates!" yelled Alex
"But how are you gonna find me if ya can't see me?" Eddy asked while off-screen.
The stinky smoke started to make things more and more difficult for the seniors to see. Brandon walked over to what appeared to be three silhouetted figures sitting down. He fanned his hands in front of his face before he saw what that the three-silhouetted figures were actually the chairs that Kevin, Nate, and Cody sat in. But there was one thing missing…the boys!
"What the-" Brandon said as he reached for a chair
Suddenly, Eddy emerged from the smoke and struck Brandon in the arm with the branch he broke off!
"AAAAAAAAH!" Brandon screamed in pain
His scream attracted the attention of Alex and Travis, who ran to aid the source of the scream as the smoke began to fade. Eddy struck Brandon in the stomach with the branch before he fell down in pain. Alex and Travis then showed up and fought Eddy, but neither of them proved to be a match for his level of combat. Alex swung at Eddy just as Travis came up from behind him. Eddy caught Alex's wrist and kicked Travis in the groin without turning around. He then knee-kicked Alex in the stomach before he fell to his knees in pain. Eddy then karate-chopped Alex in the neck before he fell unconscious. Travis then came up from behind Eddy and swung at him, but Eddy saw this, grabbed Travis' arm, and roughly twisted it backwards before the sound of a bone cracking could be heard.
"AAAAAH!" Travis yelled in pain
Eddy then grabbed the back of Travis' head before he bashed it against the wall and dropped him on the floor. Travis remained on his knees before Eddy elbowed him in the neck, which knocked him unconscious. Just as the last of the smoke faded away…
"EDDY, LET'S GO!" Nate yelled "THERE'S A CHICK FIGHT OUT HERE!"
Eddy ran out of Alex's front door and joined Kevin and Cody in watching Nazz fight off the Kankers unaccompanied! May swung her right at Nazz, but Nazz caught her wrist, grabbed her hair, and kicked her in the back. Marie came up from behind Nazz and tried to fly-kick her, but Nazz caught her by the ankle, spun her around twice, and threw her into Alex's Camaro.
"Oooh!" Eddy said as he looked away and smiled
"Girl's gonna feel dat!" said Nate
"Go Nazz! Go!" said Kevin
Lee sucker-punched Nazz in the face, but she quickly recovered and swung her leg at her (Lee). But Lee caught her by the leg and smiled deviously. On that one free leg, Nazz jumped up and kicked Lee in the face with that same leg. Lee fell flat on her face while Nazz landed on one foot and kneeled before she stood up and smirked at the boys, who just stared at her in amazement.
"Hot and badass!" Cody said softly.
"How the hell could you break up with somethin' like that?" Kevin asked Nate, who didn't respond.
"I knew she had it in her!" said Eddy with a proud smirk
Next, Ed and Edd (who now had his shirt back on) came running out with relieved looks on their faces.
"Look who I found guys!" Ed said as he ran towards his friends
"DOUBLE D!" everyone said in unison
"Afternoon, fine fell-" Edd greeted his friends
Before he could finish his greeting, Marie tackled him and pinned him to the ground! She then sat on top of his stomach and puckered up Kanker-style!
"ASSISTANCE, PLEASE!" Edd yelled as he moved his head from left to right
"Nazz, get in there!" yelled Nate
"I can't!" said Nazz as she breathed heavily "I'm too tired!"
"Eddy, get out there and kick ass!" yelled Ed
"I can't hit girls, stupid!" yelled Eddy
"AAAAAAH!" Edd yelled as he continued to move his head from left to right
Eventually, Marie grabbed Edd by his neck and moved his head into kissing place!
"Hold still, will ya?" yelled Marie "Yer killin' the mood!"
Edd put his free hand on Marie's chest (not breasts) and tried all that he could to keep her from kissing him. Just before she reached his face…
"MARIE SAMANTHA KANKER!" Ms. Kanker said while off-screen
Marie looked up before Lee and May woke up and did the same. The kids turned around and saw Ms. Kanker standing next to her brown pickup truck while glaring at her daughters. They also saw Otto, Rose, and Sarah standing next to their SUV.
"LET…HIM…GO!" Ms. Kanker said to Marie
Marie got up off of Edd before Ed rushed over to him and helped him up.
"Thank you, Ed!" said Edd
Ms. Kanker walked over to Marie before the other Kankers rushed to her side.
"DO YOU THREE HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE YOU'RE IN?" yelled Ms. Kanker "AND THE AMOUNT YOU CAUSED ME? I HAVE TO TALK TO EDDWARD'S PARENTS AND I HAD TO TALK TO HIS FRIEND'S PARENTS! I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS HORMONAL BEHAVIOR OF YOURS! NOW, GET IN THE HOUSE!"
The Kankers turned around and sadly, and slowly walked back to their trailer with their mother right behind them
"Messing with someone who has anger issues!" Ms. Kanker muttered "It's a good thing I got that custodian job at your school! Now, I can really pay attention to you!"
The kids began to get into the SUV. Before Edd could get in, Sarah grabbed his wrist.
"Double D, I-I-" started Sarah
Edd gave Sarah a passionate hug of forgiveness before the shocked Sarah returned the hug.
"Apology…Accepted!" Ed said softly
Edd and Sarah moved their respective heads towards each other before they rekindled their romance with a long kiss!
"EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!" said the boys
"Aw, come on guys!" said Nazz "This is a sweet moment!"
"It would be if Sockhead didn't have kiss marks all over his face!" said Eddy
"There's gonna be some herpes tonight, boys!" joked Nate
All of the boys laughed heartily while Nazz just sat in the back seat with her arms folded; angered at the boys' immaturity and lack of sensitivity. Otto and Rose smiled at the sight of their second-born happy again.
"Now, let's go home and wash yer face!" said Sarah
"I'd be delighted!" said Edd
Sarah and Edd stepped into the SUV while holding hands before Cody closed the door. Otto turned the car on, shifted gears, and drove off into the sunset before the screen faded to black.
End of episode 2
Tribute: Alex's license plate "AKA 1999" refers to "AKA Cartoon": the company that produces Ed Edd n Eddy, and "1999" refers to the year that Ed Edd n Eddy first debuted. Nate's surname "Bennett" is the actual surname of one of my friends "Zack Bennett". Kevin's surname "Eckhart", is directly derived from "Aaron Eckhart", one of my favorite actors.
Title reference: Breaking up is hard to do (Although it refers to Edd and Sarah's relationship, it also refers to the trouble the characters went through to carry out the episode's plot).
