What's up y'all? My day is wonderful. I have way to much free time on my hands. *laughs evilly while rubbing hands together*. My sister has no clue what's coming. }:] thanks for all of your help. Please review.
Chapter 4:
#31: Do not say the following around the bots:
Disney Quotes (Ironhide flipped out when Will pretended to be Woody for Annabelle and said 'there's a snake in my boot')
'Im sick of this', 'your killing me', or 'you gave me a heart attack' around Ratchet (That soldier was never seen or heard from again)
Greek or Roman myths (have you ever seen a 40 foot tall robot were a toga- I hadn't)
(-Thanks to CrazyDawg19 for these three-)
Saying 'Can I shift your gears?' To bots (humans think stick shift- bots think intercourse)
The human body is 90% water so were basically cumbers with anxiety (Micheal when Amber had a panic attack, He got several weird looks)
(-thanks to KHandFF7fanforever for these two-)
You cough, someone says 'look I found your lung' (Thanks Mikeala, now I'm stuck with like a gazillion scans)
People think I am strange. That is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a jar on my desk. (Micheal to Ben after reading Stephen King, Ratchet locked them up for 48 hours)
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now (Sam when asked why he was scared)
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits (Wheeljack was actually the culprit for this one. He scared many bots and soldiers)
#32: Don't flirt with the Prime's bondmate in front of him.
(He doesn't like the idea of some mech trying to take Elita-1 from him)
(I've never quite seen him that mad)
(Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, Hot Rod, Crosshairs)
#33: Don't sit in the rafters before jumping down on some poor unsuspecting bot.
(You never know when said bot will glitch)
(You will get hurt)
(Nobody likes the Hatchet)
#34: Do not repel down from the rafters to get in bots faces.
(Red Alert glitches)
(Prowl screams- his is girly haha we broke him)
(Optimus blinks then walks off)
(Crosshairs will hit you)
(Sam, Leo, Lennox, Dusk, Me, Amber)
#35: I get that no one likes Galloway, but please refrain from hogtying him, glueing him to the side of a lobbing ball, and chucking him out to sea.
(He will die)
(To much paperwork)
(Ironhide, Drift, Optimus, Fig, Twins)
#36: Do not, I repeat- DO NOT- think it is ok in any way to scream 'For Narnia' and run off down the hall in nothing but a nightgown at 4 in the morning.
(I will find you)
(And I will finish you)
(Drunk Soldiers)
#37: Never chalenge blurr to seeing who can talk faster...he will win.
(It doesn't take a genius to figure that out)
(Wheeljack: not a genius- stupidity)
(Me: Shut up)
#38: Never eat a entire can of sugar and run around mocking bumblebee as fast as possible just to annoy him...
(*Stage whisper* it never works out well)
(Sam, you are just lucky he likes you)
#39: Never dress as an old person, have a friend dress as a clock, and have said clock chase you around base. And saying time has caught up with you helps none.
(Seriously, it freaked bots out)
(Epps and Lennox, Dusk and Amber, Micheal and Ben)
#40: Never underestimate the abilities of a human.
(I can sing the entire nations of the world song)
(And spell them correctly)
#41: Do not sing any of the following on base or within ear shot of anyone else:
Here's to never growing up (Prowl finds it illogical)
Let it go (I will personally dismantle any bot stupid enough to play it)
I love blocks (Prowl also finds it illogical)
Faster car (Bots take personal offense)
Me, Myself, and I (Bumblebee locked himself up alone for days)
Titanium (bots thought that humans were secretly made of metal)
Thanks y'all. What do you think. Please send in ideas. Next chapter is just going to be describing OC's and holoforms.
