Dare show!
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Critter: Welcome back! Thanks to Loststream , we have caught Berrynose! Let's see how he's doing. *Clicks CATTV button*
Berrynose: OHMIGOSH Poppyfrost! I was like caught by a butterfly net! And they put me back in this horrid room, I mean like, the wall paper is so drab and the chairs are sooooo last year! *Starts crying* It's sooo hard being me, in ugly rooms and she-cats always chasing after me. Sometime I wish I was ugly like Thornclaw, but then I' like, "But I love my face!" and I think better of it.
Critter: Well that was pointless. But back to the dare we never finished last time! Breezepelt has to make out with Bumblestripe with Heathertail and Icecloud watching!
*Door opens, and a bracken colored she-cat enters crying*
Critter: Cristy! What happened?
Cristy: Lionblaze broke up with me and went to be with Cinderheart. He said I was too needy and loved cheese too much!
*Critter slaps her* Critter: Snap out of it woman! You can never love cheese too much, and if he thinks that then he's a snowy gingerbread man!
Cristy: Wha-
Critter: On with the dare! Sunset and Twilight please get the four cats, I'm too lazy to say names.
Sunset: Yes boss.
Critter: My name is Critter! If you don't know that, then I sentence you to the room with Berrynose!
Sunset: Please no! Not that, anything but that!
Critter: Fine, you have to… run into the Shadowclan camp, serenade Blackstar with the song No body likes you, and have his kits.
Sunset: I'm going into Berrynose's room.
Cristy: I guess nobody likes Blackstar.
*Twilight comes in with the four cats that Critter is too lazy to name*
Breezepelt: Do we still have to do the dare?
Cristy: Yep.
*Cats groan*
Bumblestripe: We might as well get it over with.
*Both toms nod, lean forward and make out. Heathertail pukes, Iceloud coughs uncomfortably*
Heathertail: I think I'm going to be sick.
Icecloud: *coughs*
Breezepelt: Can we leave then?
Cristy: Everyone but you Breezepelt.
*Breezepelt groans*
Breezepelt: What do I have to do now?
Cristy: First we need to get to the gathering island. *Snaps fingers and they poof there*
Critter: We're here! And just out luck, there's a gathering! *Smirks*
Breezepelt: What do I have to do?
*Cristy hands Breezepelt the dare paper*
Breezepelt: Fine. But if I die, tell Jayfeather, I hate him.
Critter: I think he knows that, you attacked him at the Moonpool remember?
*Breezepelt snorts, pushes through the crowd of cats and jumps onto the gathering tree*
Firestar: Breezepelt! What are you doing?
Onestar: Get down from here right now, or no gatherings for the next eight moons!
Breezepelt: I have to, I was dared.
*Firestar puts tail in front of a very angry Onestar*
Firestar: It's no use, he must do it.
*Breezepelt clears throat, then jumps*
Breezepelt: I believe I can fly! I believe I can- *Thud*
Cristy: Clean up on aisle four! *Crowd laughs*
Critter: Let's get back to the show! *Snaps fingers and appears back in the showroom*
Critter: The next dare goes to… Graystripe! *Gray cat appears*
Graystripe: What the…? Where am I?
Cristy and Critter in unison: The Dare show!
Graystripe: The place that Firestar had to watch all those movies? He still has nightmares about them, he won't even eat bananas anymore…
Critter: Bananas? But anyways, your dare is to have author powers! You can do anything you want, with one rule, you can't hurt me or Cristy.
Graystripe: Cool! I'm going to bring Feathertail and Silverstream back to life, and eat as much fresh kill as I want!
Critter: What about Millie? And weren't you with Sandstorm a few episodes ago?
Graystripe: Sshhh, they don't know about each other… My dream my whole life was to have three beautiful she-cats as mates…
Cristy: How could your plan not fail horribly?
Critter: Our next dare is to Hawkfrost! *Clicks heals three times chanting, "Theres no cat like Hawkfrost"*
*Hawkfrost poofs*
Hawkfrost: Oh Darkstripe, you shouldn't have… Wait where am I?
Critter: Your on the Dare show, where we interrupt awkward moments! Your dare is… *Opens envelope* Darn, it's a truth, and a boring one at that!
Cristy: What does it say?
Critter: It says, ask Hawkfrost if he misses his mother.
Cristy: Well, do ya'? *Points on Hawkfrost*
Hawkfrost: I don't m-miss *starts sobbing* Mommy! Mommy I miss you so much! Why did you leave me! Why?
Critter: Get this vile piece of foxdung out of here!
Cristy: Wow that's harsh.
Critter: I'm allergic to mama's boys.
Cristy: What happens? Can you breathe? Hives? Blindness?
Critter: I sing uncontrollably. Oh no, I've been exposed to him too long, its starting to happen! I'm a maniac! Maniac! On the floor! And I'm dancing like I've never danced before!
Cristy: Uhhhmmm… Well… I guess we'll have to end this episode early! Everybody now!
Everybody, except Hawkfrost he's still crying like a little girl: We go together like
rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom
Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
That's the way it should be
Wha oooh yeah!
*Whole room bursts out in dance*
Hoped you liked it! I need more dares, sorry if I didn't use one you might have suggested, but if it didn't fit in with this episode, I didn't use it. Please Review!
