Dare show!

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Critter: Welcome back! Thanks to Loststream , we have caught Berrynose! Let's see how he's doing. *Clicks CATTV button*

Berrynose: OHMIGOSH Poppyfrost! I was like caught by a butterfly net! And they put me back in this horrid room, I mean like, the wall paper is so drab and the chairs are sooooo last year! *Starts crying* It's sooo hard being me, in ugly rooms and she-cats always chasing after me. Sometime I wish I was ugly like Thornclaw, but then I' like, "But I love my face!" and I think better of it.

Critter: Well that was pointless. But back to the dare we never finished last time! Breezepelt has to make out with Bumblestripe with Heathertail and Icecloud watching!

*Door opens, and a bracken colored she-cat enters crying*

Critter: Cristy! What happened?

Cristy: Lionblaze broke up with me and went to be with Cinderheart. He said I was too needy and loved cheese too much!

*Critter slaps her* Critter: Snap out of it woman! You can never love cheese too much, and if he thinks that then he's a snowy gingerbread man!

Cristy: Wha-

Critter: On with the dare! Sunset and Twilight please get the four cats, I'm too lazy to say names.

Sunset: Yes boss.

Critter: My name is Critter! If you don't know that, then I sentence you to the room with Berrynose!

Sunset: Please no! Not that, anything but that!

Critter: Fine, you have to… run into the Shadowclan camp, serenade Blackstar with the song No body likes you, and have his kits.

Sunset: I'm going into Berrynose's room.

Cristy: I guess nobody likes Blackstar.

*Twilight comes in with the four cats that Critter is too lazy to name*

Breezepelt: Do we still have to do the dare?

Cristy: Yep.

*Cats groan*

Bumblestripe: We might as well get it over with.

*Both toms nod, lean forward and make out. Heathertail pukes, Iceloud coughs uncomfortably*

Heathertail: I think I'm going to be sick.

Icecloud: *coughs*

Breezepelt: Can we leave then?

Cristy: Everyone but you Breezepelt.

*Breezepelt groans*

Breezepelt: What do I have to do now?

Cristy: First we need to get to the gathering island. *Snaps fingers and they poof there*

Critter: We're here! And just out luck, there's a gathering! *Smirks*

Breezepelt: What do I have to do?

*Cristy hands Breezepelt the dare paper*

Breezepelt: Fine. But if I die, tell Jayfeather, I hate him.

Critter: I think he knows that, you attacked him at the Moonpool remember?

*Breezepelt snorts, pushes through the crowd of cats and jumps onto the gathering tree*

Firestar: Breezepelt! What are you doing?

Onestar: Get down from here right now, or no gatherings for the next eight moons!

Breezepelt: I have to, I was dared.

*Firestar puts tail in front of a very angry Onestar*

Firestar: It's no use, he must do it.

*Breezepelt clears throat, then jumps*

Breezepelt: I believe I can fly! I believe I can- *Thud*

Cristy: Clean up on aisle four! *Crowd laughs*

Critter: Let's get back to the show! *Snaps fingers and appears back in the showroom*

Critter: The next dare goes to… Graystripe! *Gray cat appears*

Graystripe: What the…? Where am I?

Cristy and Critter in unison: The Dare show!

Graystripe: The place that Firestar had to watch all those movies? He still has nightmares about them, he won't even eat bananas anymore…

Critter: Bananas? But anyways, your dare is to have author powers! You can do anything you want, with one rule, you can't hurt me or Cristy.

Graystripe: Cool! I'm going to bring Feathertail and Silverstream back to life, and eat as much fresh kill as I want!

Critter: What about Millie? And weren't you with Sandstorm a few episodes ago?

Graystripe: Sshhh, they don't know about each other… My dream my whole life was to have three beautiful she-cats as mates…

Cristy: How could your plan not fail horribly?

Critter: Our next dare is to Hawkfrost! *Clicks heals three times chanting, "Theres no cat like Hawkfrost"*

*Hawkfrost poofs*

Hawkfrost: Oh Darkstripe, you shouldn't have… Wait where am I?

Critter: Your on the Dare show, where we interrupt awkward moments! Your dare is… *Opens envelope* Darn, it's a truth, and a boring one at that!

Cristy: What does it say?

Critter: It says, ask Hawkfrost if he misses his mother.

Cristy: Well, do ya'? *Points on Hawkfrost*

Hawkfrost: I don't m-miss *starts sobbing* Mommy! Mommy I miss you so much! Why did you leave me! Why?

Critter: Get this vile piece of foxdung out of here!

Cristy: Wow that's harsh.

Critter: I'm allergic to mama's boys.

Cristy: What happens? Can you breathe? Hives? Blindness?

Critter: I sing uncontrollably. Oh no, I've been exposed to him too long, its starting to happen! I'm a maniac! Maniac! On the floor! And I'm dancing like I've never danced before!

Cristy: Uhhhmmm… Well… I guess we'll have to end this episode early! Everybody now!

Everybody, except Hawkfrost he's still crying like a little girl: We go together like
rama lama lama
ke ding a de dinga a dong
remembered for ever like
shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom

Chang chang chang-it-ty chang
shoo-bop
That's the way it should be
Wha oooh yeah!

*Whole room bursts out in dance*

Hoped you liked it! I need more dares, sorry if I didn't use one you might have suggested, but if it didn't fit in with this episode, I didn't use it. Please Review!