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"Wow!"
"Ooh!"
"Aah!" they exclaimed as they saw wonderful pretty sites upon walking in the castle.
There were magnificent, detailed paintings, painted vases, flowers EVERYWERE!, glitters was sprinkled over everything, wonderfully dressed servants were standing still awaiting orders, there were doors on every side of the hall, millions of doors as far as the eye could see, then in front of them was thrones made of gold draped with gossamer and sparkly stuff.
Then the King and Queen sitting in the thrones, eating sparkly fruit and drinking shiny wine.
"Welcome to Gaytopia, where happiness is our bidding," said the King.
"This sounds like my like so sort of like PLACE!" squealed Deidara to Itachi.
The queen glared at them.
"I'm sure you've been told your missions by now,"
"Yes," the teenagers said in unison.
"I will refresh your minds a bit," said the queen keeping her composure.
She stood up and walked gracefully in front of the group.
"As these three may have told you, my children need to be wed, as the King and myself are getting old, you teenagers are here to fulfil that task, you have to prove to us, and most importantly our son and daughter that you can be there spouse. This is almost a competition to win hearts. And it starts now, Bring my dear children out," said the queen smiling demurely.
The queen was draped in a deep blue and gold dress, a very Victorian style and it was covered in sparkles.
The servants escorted a beautiful girl and a ABSOLUTELY HOT FINE PIECE OF ASS! Of a guy in front of the teenagers.
The servant then brought out small pedestals and the guy and girl stood on them showing them selves off.
While Sakura, Ino Ten Ten and Hinata were drooling over the guy.
The teenage, testosterone filled boys were drooling over the BARBIE DOLL LOOK ALIKE in front of them.
The girl was dressed in a pink silk miniskirt that was frilly, she also had a glittery bikini and a pink puffy jacket on top of that with her name studded in Diamonds on the back "Crystal" is what it read. She also had her blonde hair puffed up in curls. Crystal had black fishnets and hot pink stiletto's on also. She stood there chewing gum and twirling her hair.
[Oh just a pointer! this is what a guy looks like at my school , he's a male model as well, so I based it on him. . He doesn't have the tattoo's though. And I based on what he looks like in this story to one of his model photo's. Are you girls jealous that I go to school with a guy that looks like this? XD Oh and further on in the story as you read, you realize he's a total egotistical prick, but he's really really nice irl. :D The HOT PIECE OF ASS! On the other hand was wearing a blue sarong, to leave his toned torso and tanned body on show. He also wore a Egyptian looking collar. His fringe was shaggy over his eyes and his hair covered his ears. He had "Vanity" tattooed in curse writing below his belly button and his name "Xavier" tattooed on his for arm.
"Is this what we have to choose from? They're rather peasant looking don't ya think?" said the girl waving her freshly manicured hand around.
"Yes the girls are rather, how do I put this nicely, unsightly compared to you, and well you're rather hideous Crystal," the boy said cockily.
The girl punched her brother in the arm.
"Well we better get this over with," said Xavier, drearily.
"Now go children, go explore our kingdom," said the Queen.
Itachi and Deidara got out there camera's and tourist equipment and ran out of the castle ready to explore "Gaytopia".
The girls followed Xavier as he strided out of the castle.
Ino was the first to make a move on him.
"Hi! My name's Ino, you can call me Hotty 101," she said fluttering her eyelashes.
Xavier sighed.
"You're too perfect it makes you ugly," said Xavier.
Ino stopped in her tracks twitching angrily as Xavier walked off.
"SO PERFECT IT MAKES ME UGLY! WHY I OUGHTA!" Ino punched the air angrily as Shikamaru held her back.
"Mandokusee," he sighed.
The teenage boys followed crystal outside the castle as they started slipping on their own drool.
"Ow!"
"Oi!"
They all exclaimed.
They exited the doors into the fairy land that waited for them.
There were market stalls, massive flowers shading the area, small fairy houses, and everything had the "hand-crafted" touch.
"This is beautiful!" exclaimed Sakura, amazed by the place, well the other girls were amazed by something else…
-cough- FINE PIECE OF ASS! -cough-
"He's so fucking hot!" exclaimed Hinata.
"I know! Man I'd tap that shit sideways!" said Ten Ten drooling.
Xavier strutted down the street, making woman weak at the knees.
Something made Sakura think he didn't get out of the castle much because of the attention he received.
Crystal on the other hand, made her mark known, she signed autographs, took photo's with the little girls and made it clear who she was and how beautiful she was.
"So what do you guys want to do?" said Xavier turning around.
"Do? Well I want to do YOU! of course!" exclaimed Ten Ten.
Xavier raised his eyebrow.
"Well that is the most disturbing thing I've heard in the past 5 minutes,"
"Xavier Darling, why don't we let them go of and explore, I mean there here for a while, we can go check up on them and socialize with them later," explained Crystal to her older brother.
"Sounds like a good idea," replied Xavier in a smooth tone.
"Well we're out," said Crystal, chewing her gum.
"Aight," said Shikamaru waving them off.
Sakura walked up next to Shikamaru.
"I don't get you Shika, you were in love with that stripper we made up over MSNOK, but you don't seem to take an interest in Crystal, I mean she's perfectly beautiful, she's skinnier than Ino! I mean she's gorgeous!" said Sakura.
"I like my woman more fuller. I like woman with some weight on them, like you Sakura, in my eye's you have a perfect body, not saying your fat! But I reckon you're just right, I reckon Xavier should choose you," said Shikamaru smiling.
"Why thank you Shika! Ahah. Xavier is too vain, he's just, I don't know how to explain it, he's just to superficial and up himself," spat Sakura.
"To you girls he's probably a heathen god," laughed Shika.
"Gods, are beautiful to say the least, but they have perfect qualities, and one of them is being a kind hearted person," replied Sakura.
"Who knows, maybe he's mean because it's his 'image', just break the ice with him, talk to him a bit, but I don't like him," said Shikamaru.
"Okay, I'll take your advice,"
"Well now that's settled, I'm gonna go off to find a 'real woman'. Bye Cherry-Bomb!" laughed Shika as he walked off.
Sakura couldn't help but laugh to at the new name she had.
"Sakura!" called Ino in that tone of hers.
Ino walked up to Sakura.
"SO what do you think of Xavier?"
"He's, er, the hottest thing alive?" said Sakura.
"I know!! Isn't he the hottest!!! Omg! I want a piece of that!"
"Uhm, didn't he turn you, just get rejected by him less than 10 minutes ago?" said Sakura plainly.
INO WAS FURIOUS.
"I'LL have you know Sakura, he just was a bit intimidated by me! So he was telling em to erm, ah…"
"Fuck off but in a nice way?" said Sakura in a bitchy tone.
Ino huffed.
"I'll show you! I'll show you all!" said Ino running off crying.
"Thank god she's gone," said Sakura rubbing her temples.
"Oh My god Itachi! What the fuck are you thinking!"
"What like the fuck are like on about Deidara?"
"That like fucking retched blue colour does not match your skin!"
"Fuck you Deidara you have no style!"
"Oh come the like fuck on Itachi who wears socks with their sandals!"
"All gay men do it hoe!" shouted Itachi.
"Oh that's it bitch!" Just Deidara was about to bitch slap Itachi, Itachi grabbed his hand softly.
"Let's not fight, Deidara, I love you to much,"
"I love you more Itachi!" Said Deidara caressing his hair their face inches apart.
"Let's go like make man love?" questioned Itachi.
"Oh you like bet!" said Deidara.
So they were, er, up to stuff.
Meanwhile something LURKED IN THE SHADOWS -violin shriek-
Just think of a pedophile.
Has it come to mind yet?
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