''First Relationship''

TEASER

FADE IN:

ADAMS HIGH SCHOOL – HALLWAY – DAY

Farkle enters the school,a bit walks toward locker,when Riley comes closer to him,all happy.

RILEY

Hi.

FARKLE

Hey.

Both of them are happy,but nervous too.

RILEY

We don't need to make things be weird between us now,right?

FARKLE

What do you mean?

RILEY

We're together...so...let's act like that.

Riley leans towards him,giving him kiss on lips.

FARKLE

As much as I want this...it's better to stop...right now.

RILEY

What's wrong?

FARKLE

Your father...is like a psychopath.I don't want to be killed for this and found too late.

Both of them laugh.

RILEY

Come on,that's not 's a bit weird,extreme...he goes wild when boys are around ...i guess you're right.

FARKLE

So...if you love me...please,for god's sake...don't be responsable for my death.

Farkle and Riley share small kiss on lips,when Cory separetes them.

FARKLE

... .It's good day,isn't it?

Farkle,begins walking,stepping back from Cory and Riley.

FARKLE (CONT.)

Because...it's so great day to learn some history 1831,perhaps?See you later!

Farkle storms into class.

RILEY

Dad...don't say anything,okay?

She walks into class too.

CORY

Weird!Now I have to take care of him !

Maya,Lucas and Zay are walking towards the class,when Maya's phone bips.

LUCAS

Who's that?

MAYA

What?

LUCAS

Your 's some message or call?

Maya,silent,like she hides something.

MAYA

You know...it's first time in the history that i love that i'm at school,i might not be sleeping during class 't that interesting?

She walks into class, looks at her and turns to Zay.

LUCAS

You saw that?

ZAY

I know,i want everyone to notice how you have the prettiest girlfriend you need to be that show off?

LUCAS

What?

ZAY

Just give me a break,buddy.I want girlfriend,too!

Zay walks into class too,leaving Lucas standing,thinking.

LUCAS

Weird...just weird.

Lucas enters the class,only one to seem normal.

END TEASER

ACT ONE

FADE IN:

ADAMS HIGH SCHOOL – HISTORY ROOM – DAY

Cory is teaching a lesson.

CORY

So...what's a secret of life?

RILEY

Didn't we end with this theme time ago?

CORY

Yes,we ...what's up with war?What's secret of life in it?Why was it necessery to live by some freak rules?

FARKLE

They needed to live like 's no any secret.

CORY

But there is!

All class becomes surprised as Cory begins acting at this strange way.

CORY (CONT.)

Parents sending their male children away...leaving their wives and family scared...it's real than...relationships were easy to handle...today...it's a big mass.

ON RILEY,FARKLE,LUCAS,MAYA as they hear word 'relationships',

Inmediately understanding his need of teaching this lesson.

LUCAS (to FARKLE)

Oh,boy!This has something to do with you,not the lesson.

CORY

Relationships are war become worried and their children don't even understand or see that worry.

RILEY

Dad...i mean, ...this isn't very 're here to learn about history and war and not some...relationships opinion.

Farkle,a bit worried,leans to Riley.

FARKLE (to RILEY)

Nice one!

RILEY

Thanks!

Cory,notices that.

CORY

Whoa,whoa,whoa...whoa!Not whispering...at my class!

Than,we hear another bip from Maya's fixes her eyes on that bip,at the very moment.

CORY (to MAYA)

No phone on at my class!

ZAY

What's this...Scotland Yard?

CORY

It's new strict rules...Zay.I want everyone to respect them...i don't care if any of you is my child,my family or even close friend.

ZAY (to FARKLE)

Dude,this is all your 're the one who's kissing his daughter.

CORY

One more Zay and this chat won't be allowed here...forever.

Lucas,leans towards Maya.

LUCAS

So...what's with your phone?It's some alarm or someone's texting you?

MAYA

We shouldn't break new teacher's rules,you know?

LUCAS

What?You're the rule breaker...remember...Mayaville?

MAYA

Just...we'll talk later.

ZAY (to LUCAS)

Did she dump you?

Lucas faces Zay,a bit angry about all situation.

LUCAS

You need to take care of your mouth...a bit.

CORY

So...everyone understood the rules?I'm glad...i'm sorry if i made you angry or pissed you...but the time has come and finally made some peace in here.

FARKLE

Can we go back to history?

CORY

Of course, .Why wouldn't we?

FARKLE

It had became awkward in here,so...

CORY

I hope you all understood importance of relationships...and most of all,couple relationships...it's all about honesty.

FARKLE

Just change the subject, have psychology next hour...i guarantee you we learn this stuff there.

Cory,smiles.

CORY

Okay,than... 's get back to American War history.

ADAMS HIGH SCHOOL – CAFETERIA – DAY

Farkle and Riley are sitting for the table,alone.

FARKLE

My parents aren't home for entire go to my place or...?

RILEY (interrupts)

Yes!

FARKLE

Are you okay?

RILEY

This thing with my father is a bit wierd,don't you think?

FARKLE

That's the only and first thing i thought about when we became boyfriend and girlfriend.

RILEY

That's cute.

FARKLE

Cute,really?Cute is that your father will end up killing me some of these days?

RILEY

No,don't be silly.

Riley comes closer to him,smilling.

RILEY (CONT.)

I think it's cute that you called my your girlfriend.

FARKLE

That's what you're.

They're about to kiss,but than,Cory comes along.

CORY

Hey,guys!

RILEY

Dad...

CORY (interrupts)

Don't feel interrupted...just do what you were doing.I'll just sit with you and eat my lunch.

FARKLE

I don't think that's okay.

CORY

Why?Because you're couple and i'm some crazy man who is very worried about his daughter?You think i'm crazy?

FARKLE

I meant...you don't go to high school anymore...we're the students,you're the teacher.

CORY (realizing)

Of 're funny guy.

Cory eats his lunch,just looking at Riley and Farkle,who will a bit uncomfortable.

On other side of cafeteria,Maya and Lucas are sitting,with Zay.

ZAY

I'm so hungry that i could eat a whale.

Maya,keeps looking at her phone,trying to be not so noticed.

LUCAS (to MAYA)

Who are you texting?

MAYA

Lucas... i have some privacy?

LUCAS

I just want to know what the hell is going on with my girlfriend.

MAYA

's here...don't you see her?

ZAY

You're,your body where the hell is Maya we all know?What did you do with that silly girl?

Maya gives killing look to Zay,look that could kill.

ZAY (CONT.)

Fine,fine...i'll just eat this delicious food.

LUCAS (CONT.)

I won't be mad,i promise.

MAYA

Why would you be mad?Nothing's going on!

Maya stands up,now all the cafeteria only hears them,a bit follows her.

LUCAS

Something apparently is!

MAYA

Okay,fine.I'm texting with Josh!

ZAY

Josh Matthews?Uncle Boing?

LUCAS

I can't believe totally changes everything.

Lucas storms out of cafeteria.

MAYA

Lucas!

She storms after him.

CORY (to FARKLE)

You see...this things happen when people fall in love in young come and they don't know how to react...that just messes up the entire relationship.

RILEY

Dad!

CORY

What?I was talking to Farkle.

'S – DAY

Farkle and Riley are sitting at the bar.

FARKLE

So...you know anything about Maya and Lucas?

RILEY

Nope.I didn't wanna bother her...i knew this was gonna cause trouble.

FARKLE

But she didn't do you have problem if I do the same?

RILEY

Of course.

FARKLE

That's just texting,there was nothing between them...never.

RILEY

It's enough that she had crush on my uncle.

Than,Zay comes along.

ZAY

What's with our favorite couple?Lucas and Maya,i mean...no offense.

FARKLE

Where did you come from?I didn't see you enter.

ZAY

I was here all the time.

RILEY

Let's just talk about some other thing than fights,breaking up...

CORY (interrupts)

Who's breaking up?

We notice him behind Riley.

RILEY

Dad!

FARKLE

Let me were here the entire time too?

CORY

What's wrong with hanging out with young people once in awhile?

Than,Topanga notices this and comes closer to Cory,taking him for hand.

TOPANGA

Cory...come here for a moment.

They go away.

ZAY (to RILEY and FARKLE)

So...this is your place now?This is where you'll hide from the big beast?

RILEY

It's impossible to hide from 's unbelievable.

FARKLE

He's just worried.

ON TOPANGA AND CORY,keep talking,while he just keeps fixing eyes towards Riley and Farkle.

CORY (to TOPANGA)
Hurry up!

TOPANGA

Is something seriously wrong with you?

CORY

What i did?

TOPANGA

Can't you leave them alone?You became real terorist!

CORY

I...wait...i...okay...terorists have heart too...a big one.

TOPANGA

That's why they're haunted by police?

CORY

I'm just worried about 's just...too soon.

TOPANGA

Please,don't teach anyone about relationship...especially not them.

CORY

What does that mean?

TOPANGA

You'll know.

Topanga walks towards Riley,Farkle and Zay.

TOPANGA

So,guys...what are your plans tonight?I need a small favour.

ZAY

Is it to make a party...cause i'm up to it?

Topanga,ignores him.

RILEY

We would like to be alone tonight...but i don't think it's possible.

She nods her head to Cory,who's still looking at the couple as he is about to kill them.

TOPANGA

You're free to spend some time 't bother thinking about now.

Riley kisses Topanga on check.

FARKLE

Thanks.

They exit the Topanga's.

ZAY

So...what's the favor than?It must be something interesting.

TOPANGA

You're the lucky guy,Zay.I need you to babysit Auggie and Ava tonight.

ZAY

What?I think i heard wrong...you're asking me to babysit those two monsters?

TOPANGA

You're talking about my son and that little...monster,yes monsters.

ZAY

I'll make them suffer very much.

TOPANGA

That's a deal.

They shake hands.

END ACT ONE

ACT TWO

FADE IN:

'S HOUSE – FARKLE'S ROOM – NIGHT

The light is shut and Riley are sitting on sofa,watching TV,alone.

RILEY

So...this is your idea of spending the night with your girlfriend?

FARKLE

It's not good?

RILEY

It's brilliant!

She kisses him on lips.

FARKLE

I know you're not a fan of horror films...especially slashers but you have me...if you're scared.

They smile,keep watching ,we notice Cory,who finally stands up,being behind sofa.

CORY

I can't do it!I can't do this anymore!

They jump from sofa,surprised,more scared than from watching the movie.

RILEY

Dad?

CORY

How can you watch this...i'm scared to death?

RILEY

How did you enter the house?Were you following us?

CORY

How could you think that?That reminded me...Farkle,your house doesn't have so good security.

Farkle and Riley,a bit angry,thrown in this kinda funny situation with Cory.

'S APARTMANT – LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

Auggie and Ava are sitting on the sofa,watching TV,eating ,Zay comes from kitchen.

ZAY

So...did you guys had it enough?

AVA

We just started.

ZAY

You need to go to wouldn't like me to call your mother and tell her what you're doing?

AUGGIE

This is a free country!

AVA

Yes!

They begin throwing popcorns on Zay.

ZAY

Guys...guys!

AUGGIE

We have same rights as you...to do whatever we want!

ZAY

Fine!Fine!

They stop throwing popcorns.

ZAY

Let's watch TV and eat that damn popcorns.

'S HOUSE – FARKLE'S ROOM – NIGHT

Cory,is sitting on sofa,having his eyes fixed on TV,scared,

while Farkle and Riley are standing.

CORY

This is mad...this is crazy thing to watch and know about!

RILEY

You aren't seriously scared?

CORY

What the hell is this?Jason Vorhees?

FARKLE

No.

CORY

Michael Myers...Freddy Kruger?

FARKLE

Not even a 't you watch films instead of studying them?It's Chucky!

RILEY

And it's not even that as much as you.

Cory stands up.

CORY

You're right.I've been acting very odd and like a maniac.I'm sorry...i should let you do stuff like this.I mean...not watching that crazy guy...Chucky...

FARKLE (interrupts)

It's a doll.

CORY

Seriously?

RILEY

Dad.

CORY

What was i telling?Oh,yes...my bad,i'll go now and you two have fun.

Cory exits the room,leaving them two together.

RILEY

This is what i less expected.

FARKLE

Come 's so funny that he doesn't watch horror films.I finally know his weak side.

RILEY

So...what we do now?

FARKLE

I think we should solve our friend's problem.

'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM – NIGHT

Maya and Lucas are sitting at sofa,very close,but not watching each other at and Riley are there too,standing.

FARKLE

Guys...you need to talk to each other.

LUCAS

Why?This is working too.

MAYA

Right.

RILEY

Come on...what happened...is not that bad.

Lucas finally looks at Maya.

LUCAS

I can't believe you still have him in facebook contacts.

MAYA

I can't believe you're that jealous.

LUCAS

What am i supposed to do?I'm sorry i'm not your Uncle Boing!

MAYA

Come on!Don't act like a child...that was some stupid random childhood crush i had,before i really knew that i love you.

LUCAS

Really?

MAYA

Trust me...you're the only one.

Lucas come closer,kiss and finally make up.

FARKLE

Hey,guys...where's Zay?

END ACT TWO

TAG

APARTMANT – LIVING ROOM – LATER

The TV is on,light shut ,Auggie and Ava are laying on floor, ,Topanga and Cory enter.

CORY

I'm doll is crazy...and apparently me too.

TOPANGA

Wow...they were awake.I knew he was gonna mess this up.

Cory, ,looks on TV,only to realize they were watching Chucky too.

CORY

Oh god!Oh god!Oh god!

Topanga puts lights on.

TOPANGA

What the hell is wrong with you?Do you wanna wake them up?

CORY

Chucky!

TOPANGA

You're seriously going crazy.

CORY

They watched Chucky and fall asleep.I can't believe it.

Topanga nods.

CORY

Now...give me those 10 bucks.

TOPANGA

What?

CORY

We made a bet,remember?Zay didn't last that long...and i finally realize i had to let go my daughter...she's in good hands.

TOPANGA

I gave you my word.

She takes money and gives to Cory,who looks at it with such obssesive look,happy.

END TAG

FADE OUT