''First Relationship''
TEASER
FADE IN:
ADAMS HIGH SCHOOL – HALLWAY – DAY
Farkle enters the school,a bit walks toward locker,when Riley comes closer to him,all happy.
RILEY
Hi.
FARKLE
Hey.
Both of them are happy,but nervous too.
RILEY
We don't need to make things be weird between us now,right?
FARKLE
What do you mean?
RILEY
We're together...so...let's act like that.
Riley leans towards him,giving him kiss on lips.
FARKLE
As much as I want this...it's better to stop...right now.
RILEY
What's wrong?
FARKLE
Your father...is like a psychopath.I don't want to be killed for this and found too late.
Both of them laugh.
RILEY
Come on,that's not 's a bit weird,extreme...he goes wild when boys are around ...i guess you're right.
FARKLE
So...if you love me...please,for god's sake...don't be responsable for my death.
Farkle and Riley share small kiss on lips,when Cory separetes them.
FARKLE
... .It's good day,isn't it?
Farkle,begins walking,stepping back from Cory and Riley.
FARKLE (CONT.)
Because...it's so great day to learn some history 1831,perhaps?See you later!
Farkle storms into class.
RILEY
Dad...don't say anything,okay?
She walks into class too.
CORY
Weird!Now I have to take care of him !
Maya,Lucas and Zay are walking towards the class,when Maya's phone bips.
LUCAS
Who's that?
MAYA
What?
LUCAS
Your 's some message or call?
Maya,silent,like she hides something.
MAYA
You know...it's first time in the history that i love that i'm at school,i might not be sleeping during class 't that interesting?
She walks into class, looks at her and turns to Zay.
LUCAS
You saw that?
ZAY
I know,i want everyone to notice how you have the prettiest girlfriend you need to be that show off?
LUCAS
What?
ZAY
Just give me a break,buddy.I want girlfriend,too!
Zay walks into class too,leaving Lucas standing,thinking.
LUCAS
Weird...just weird.
Lucas enters the class,only one to seem normal.
END TEASER
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
ADAMS HIGH SCHOOL – HISTORY ROOM – DAY
Cory is teaching a lesson.
CORY
So...what's a secret of life?
RILEY
Didn't we end with this theme time ago?
CORY
Yes,we ...what's up with war?What's secret of life in it?Why was it necessery to live by some freak rules?
FARKLE
They needed to live like 's no any secret.
CORY
But there is!
All class becomes surprised as Cory begins acting at this strange way.
CORY (CONT.)
Parents sending their male children away...leaving their wives and family scared...it's real than...relationships were easy to handle...today...it's a big mass.
ON RILEY,FARKLE,LUCAS,MAYA as they hear word 'relationships',
Inmediately understanding his need of teaching this lesson.
LUCAS (to FARKLE)
Oh,boy!This has something to do with you,not the lesson.
CORY
Relationships are war become worried and their children don't even understand or see that worry.
RILEY
Dad...i mean, ...this isn't very 're here to learn about history and war and not some...relationships opinion.
Farkle,a bit worried,leans to Riley.
FARKLE (to RILEY)
Nice one!
RILEY
Thanks!
Cory,notices that.
CORY
Whoa,whoa,whoa...whoa!Not whispering...at my class!
Than,we hear another bip from Maya's fixes her eyes on that bip,at the very moment.
CORY (to MAYA)
No phone on at my class!
ZAY
What's this...Scotland Yard?
CORY
It's new strict rules...Zay.I want everyone to respect them...i don't care if any of you is my child,my family or even close friend.
ZAY (to FARKLE)
Dude,this is all your 're the one who's kissing his daughter.
CORY
One more Zay and this chat won't be allowed here...forever.
Lucas,leans towards Maya.
LUCAS
So...what's with your phone?It's some alarm or someone's texting you?
MAYA
We shouldn't break new teacher's rules,you know?
LUCAS
What?You're the rule breaker...remember...Mayaville?
MAYA
Just...we'll talk later.
ZAY (to LUCAS)
Did she dump you?
Lucas faces Zay,a bit angry about all situation.
LUCAS
You need to take care of your mouth...a bit.
CORY
So...everyone understood the rules?I'm glad...i'm sorry if i made you angry or pissed you...but the time has come and finally made some peace in here.
FARKLE
Can we go back to history?
CORY
Of course, .Why wouldn't we?
FARKLE
It had became awkward in here,so...
CORY
I hope you all understood importance of relationships...and most of all,couple relationships...it's all about honesty.
FARKLE
Just change the subject, have psychology next hour...i guarantee you we learn this stuff there.
Cory,smiles.
CORY
Okay,than... 's get back to American War history.
ADAMS HIGH SCHOOL – CAFETERIA – DAY
Farkle and Riley are sitting for the table,alone.
FARKLE
My parents aren't home for entire go to my place or...?
RILEY (interrupts)
Yes!
FARKLE
Are you okay?
RILEY
This thing with my father is a bit wierd,don't you think?
FARKLE
That's the only and first thing i thought about when we became boyfriend and girlfriend.
RILEY
That's cute.
FARKLE
Cute,really?Cute is that your father will end up killing me some of these days?
RILEY
No,don't be silly.
Riley comes closer to him,smilling.
RILEY (CONT.)
I think it's cute that you called my your girlfriend.
FARKLE
That's what you're.
They're about to kiss,but than,Cory comes along.
CORY
Hey,guys!
RILEY
Dad...
CORY (interrupts)
Don't feel interrupted...just do what you were doing.I'll just sit with you and eat my lunch.
FARKLE
I don't think that's okay.
CORY
Why?Because you're couple and i'm some crazy man who is very worried about his daughter?You think i'm crazy?
FARKLE
I meant...you don't go to high school anymore...we're the students,you're the teacher.
CORY (realizing)
Of 're funny guy.
Cory eats his lunch,just looking at Riley and Farkle,who will a bit uncomfortable.
On other side of cafeteria,Maya and Lucas are sitting,with Zay.
ZAY
I'm so hungry that i could eat a whale.
Maya,keeps looking at her phone,trying to be not so noticed.
LUCAS (to MAYA)
Who are you texting?
MAYA
Lucas... i have some privacy?
LUCAS
I just want to know what the hell is going on with my girlfriend.
MAYA
's here...don't you see her?
ZAY
You're,your body where the hell is Maya we all know?What did you do with that silly girl?
Maya gives killing look to Zay,look that could kill.
ZAY (CONT.)
Fine,fine...i'll just eat this delicious food.
LUCAS (CONT.)
I won't be mad,i promise.
MAYA
Why would you be mad?Nothing's going on!
Maya stands up,now all the cafeteria only hears them,a bit follows her.
LUCAS
Something apparently is!
MAYA
Okay,fine.I'm texting with Josh!
ZAY
Josh Matthews?Uncle Boing?
LUCAS
I can't believe totally changes everything.
Lucas storms out of cafeteria.
MAYA
Lucas!
She storms after him.
CORY (to FARKLE)
You see...this things happen when people fall in love in young come and they don't know how to react...that just messes up the entire relationship.
RILEY
Dad!
CORY
What?I was talking to Farkle.
'S – DAY
Farkle and Riley are sitting at the bar.
FARKLE
So...you know anything about Maya and Lucas?
RILEY
Nope.I didn't wanna bother her...i knew this was gonna cause trouble.
FARKLE
But she didn't do you have problem if I do the same?
RILEY
Of course.
FARKLE
That's just texting,there was nothing between them...never.
RILEY
It's enough that she had crush on my uncle.
Than,Zay comes along.
ZAY
What's with our favorite couple?Lucas and Maya,i mean...no offense.
FARKLE
Where did you come from?I didn't see you enter.
ZAY
I was here all the time.
RILEY
Let's just talk about some other thing than fights,breaking up...
CORY (interrupts)
Who's breaking up?
We notice him behind Riley.
RILEY
Dad!
FARKLE
Let me were here the entire time too?
CORY
What's wrong with hanging out with young people once in awhile?
Than,Topanga notices this and comes closer to Cory,taking him for hand.
TOPANGA
Cory...come here for a moment.
They go away.
ZAY (to RILEY and FARKLE)
So...this is your place now?This is where you'll hide from the big beast?
RILEY
It's impossible to hide from 's unbelievable.
FARKLE
He's just worried.
ON TOPANGA AND CORY,keep talking,while he just keeps fixing eyes towards Riley and Farkle.
CORY (to TOPANGA)
Hurry up!
TOPANGA
Is something seriously wrong with you?
CORY
What i did?
TOPANGA
Can't you leave them alone?You became real terorist!
CORY
I...wait...i...okay...terorists have heart too...a big one.
TOPANGA
That's why they're haunted by police?
CORY
I'm just worried about 's just...too soon.
TOPANGA
Please,don't teach anyone about relationship...especially not them.
CORY
What does that mean?
TOPANGA
You'll know.
Topanga walks towards Riley,Farkle and Zay.
TOPANGA
So,guys...what are your plans tonight?I need a small favour.
ZAY
Is it to make a party...cause i'm up to it?
Topanga,ignores him.
RILEY
We would like to be alone tonight...but i don't think it's possible.
She nods her head to Cory,who's still looking at the couple as he is about to kill them.
TOPANGA
You're free to spend some time 't bother thinking about now.
Riley kisses Topanga on check.
FARKLE
Thanks.
They exit the Topanga's.
ZAY
So...what's the favor than?It must be something interesting.
TOPANGA
You're the lucky guy,Zay.I need you to babysit Auggie and Ava tonight.
ZAY
What?I think i heard wrong...you're asking me to babysit those two monsters?
TOPANGA
You're talking about my son and that little...monster,yes monsters.
ZAY
I'll make them suffer very much.
TOPANGA
That's a deal.
They shake hands.
END ACT ONE
ACT TWO
FADE IN:
'S HOUSE – FARKLE'S ROOM – NIGHT
The light is shut and Riley are sitting on sofa,watching TV,alone.
RILEY
So...this is your idea of spending the night with your girlfriend?
FARKLE
It's not good?
RILEY
It's brilliant!
She kisses him on lips.
FARKLE
I know you're not a fan of horror films...especially slashers but you have me...if you're scared.
They smile,keep watching ,we notice Cory,who finally stands up,being behind sofa.
CORY
I can't do it!I can't do this anymore!
They jump from sofa,surprised,more scared than from watching the movie.
RILEY
Dad?
CORY
How can you watch this...i'm scared to death?
RILEY
How did you enter the house?Were you following us?
CORY
How could you think that?That reminded me...Farkle,your house doesn't have so good security.
Farkle and Riley,a bit angry,thrown in this kinda funny situation with Cory.
'S APARTMANT – LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
Auggie and Ava are sitting on the sofa,watching TV,eating ,Zay comes from kitchen.
ZAY
So...did you guys had it enough?
AVA
We just started.
ZAY
You need to go to wouldn't like me to call your mother and tell her what you're doing?
AUGGIE
This is a free country!
AVA
Yes!
They begin throwing popcorns on Zay.
ZAY
Guys...guys!
AUGGIE
We have same rights as you...to do whatever we want!
ZAY
Fine!Fine!
They stop throwing popcorns.
ZAY
Let's watch TV and eat that damn popcorns.
'S HOUSE – FARKLE'S ROOM – NIGHT
Cory,is sitting on sofa,having his eyes fixed on TV,scared,
while Farkle and Riley are standing.
CORY
This is mad...this is crazy thing to watch and know about!
RILEY
You aren't seriously scared?
CORY
What the hell is this?Jason Vorhees?
FARKLE
No.
CORY
Michael Myers...Freddy Kruger?
FARKLE
Not even a 't you watch films instead of studying them?It's Chucky!
RILEY
And it's not even that as much as you.
Cory stands up.
CORY
You're right.I've been acting very odd and like a maniac.I'm sorry...i should let you do stuff like this.I mean...not watching that crazy guy...Chucky...
FARKLE (interrupts)
It's a doll.
CORY
Seriously?
RILEY
Dad.
CORY
What was i telling?Oh,yes...my bad,i'll go now and you two have fun.
Cory exits the room,leaving them two together.
RILEY
This is what i less expected.
FARKLE
Come 's so funny that he doesn't watch horror films.I finally know his weak side.
RILEY
So...what we do now?
FARKLE
I think we should solve our friend's problem.
'S HOUSE – LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
Maya and Lucas are sitting at sofa,very close,but not watching each other at and Riley are there too,standing.
FARKLE
Guys...you need to talk to each other.
LUCAS
Why?This is working too.
MAYA
Right.
RILEY
Come on...what happened...is not that bad.
Lucas finally looks at Maya.
LUCAS
I can't believe you still have him in facebook contacts.
MAYA
I can't believe you're that jealous.
LUCAS
What am i supposed to do?I'm sorry i'm not your Uncle Boing!
MAYA
Come on!Don't act like a child...that was some stupid random childhood crush i had,before i really knew that i love you.
LUCAS
Really?
MAYA
Trust me...you're the only one.
Lucas come closer,kiss and finally make up.
FARKLE
Hey,guys...where's Zay?
END ACT TWO
TAG
APARTMANT – LIVING ROOM – LATER
The TV is on,light shut ,Auggie and Ava are laying on floor, ,Topanga and Cory enter.
CORY
I'm doll is crazy...and apparently me too.
TOPANGA
Wow...they were awake.I knew he was gonna mess this up.
Cory, ,looks on TV,only to realize they were watching Chucky too.
CORY
Oh god!Oh god!Oh god!
Topanga puts lights on.
TOPANGA
What the hell is wrong with you?Do you wanna wake them up?
CORY
Chucky!
TOPANGA
You're seriously going crazy.
CORY
They watched Chucky and fall asleep.I can't believe it.
Topanga nods.
CORY
Now...give me those 10 bucks.
TOPANGA
What?
CORY
We made a bet,remember?Zay didn't last that long...and i finally realize i had to let go my daughter...she's in good hands.
TOPANGA
I gave you my word.
She takes money and gives to Cory,who looks at it with such obssesive look,happy.
END TAG
FADE OUT
