This story is based off the show "Total Drama Island". I do not own TDI or Harry Potter.
Episode Two: Not-So-Happy Campers, Part Two
Lockhart: Last time on Total Wizard Island, twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers…without wands or magic! Find out if these teens can survive their first ever challenge! Right now! On Total…Wizard…Island!
~(Total Drama Island Theme Song Plays)~
"Okay," Lockhart said to the terrified campers as they stood in their swimming clothes, still looking down at the water below, "Today's challenge is threefold! Your first task is to jump off this 5,000 ft high cliff into the lake!"
"Piece of cake," Ginny said aloud.
"If you look down now," Lockhart continued, "You'll see two target areas: The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stalked with psychotic, man eating sharks! Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area! Which, we're pretty sure, is shark-free!"
"Excuse me?" Cho said, mirroring the expressions of many of the others.
"For each member of your team that actually jumps and…ahem…survives…there will be a crate of supplies waiting for them. Inside those crates are tools you need to continue on with the second task: Building…a…Hot Tub! The team that builds the best one will win a glorious Hot Tub Party tonight! The losers…will be sending someone home. Killer Bones, you guys are up first!"
Ginny looked over the edge once more, becoming more nervous and scared. "Sooo…who wants to go first?" she asked her teammates. However, the Killer Bones were standstill in silence, each too scared to come forward. The Screaming Grizzlies looked on, each feeling the same pit of fear that the other team was feeling.
"Hey, common guys," Dean assured, "I heard that these type of shows always make the interns test the stunt first to make sure it's safe and survivable."
"We need to test the stunts first, you know that!" Lockhart said to Snape. Snape was standing on the Cliffside, in a Speedo and a duck floaty.
"Do I look like an intern?" Snape asked disbelievingly.
"Noooo…but the other interns are all in the hospital. Common, just jump you big chicken! Bawk bawk bawk bawk!"
"Ughhh…"
Snape reluctantly pulled the goggles over his eyes. "I don't get paid enough for this shit," he sighed as he jumped 5,000 feet off the cliff. "AHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed on the way down, but he landed about ten feet away from the safe zone.
"Hmmm," He said as he reappeared above the surface of the water, "I made it!" All of a sudden, something brushed against his foot, sending chills up his spine. "Hey! Something just brushed up against my leg!" He panicked as he looked around, looking for whatever had touched him. "What's going on? Lockhart! Something's not right! Seriously, something isn't right!"
He was suddenly dragged down below for a few seconds, before jumping back up above the surface. "AHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU STUPID SHARK!" He yelled as he swam as fast as he could away from a shark that was in hot pursuit of him.
"Well," Lockhart said as he checked off something on a piece of parchment, "That seems safe enough for those teens." He laughed to himself as he walked off, leaving Snape to fend for himself against the shark.
"So," Marietta said strictly to her frightened team, "Who's up?"
"Ladies first," Draco said seductively and nervously at the same time.
"Fine…I'll go," Ginny said, though she was secretly regretting this choice, "It's no big deal…just an insane cliff dive through a circle of angry sharks."
She then spread out her arms and jumped off the cliff, her eyes closed and not uttering a single sound. She fell 5,000 feet down, and landed in the safe zone. She resurfaced after a few seconds, and waved happily at everyone above, indicating that she was safe.
"She did it you guys!" Seamus exclaimed, "Yeah!"
"Go Ginny!" Harry cheered, "Show 'em who's boss!"
"I'm going next!" Seamus shouted as he ran back a few feet, then sprinted towards the edge of the cliff. "COWABUNGA!" He screamed as she jumped off the cliff. He cheered as he went on the way down. "YEAH! TAKE THIS, CAMP EXODUS!" But as he landed, he had his legs open in splits form, and landed on his private parts on one of the buoys. "OWWWWW!" He screamed as he slid into the water, grabbing his balls. "Ooohhh…that's gotta hurt!" Ginny said as she watched Seamus slip under the surface.
Harry took a few steps back as he made to leap off the cliff. "WOOOHHOOOO!" He yelled as he went spiraling down into the water below. "LOOK OUT BELLOOOOWWWW!" Marietta shouted as she jumped in after him. Draco jumped off, but he didn't make a single sound; instead, he had his arms cross and a glare on his face, stating the fact that he could care less and that he'd rather be somewhere else.
Neville looked over the edge, scared for his life. "Uh uh, no way, man," He said nervously as he backed away from the Cliffside. "I'm not jumping."
"Scared of heights?" Lockhart asked with a smile on his face.
"Yeah, I am," Neville answered. "Ever since I was a kid…"
"That's okay big guy," Lockhart reassured, "But unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken! So, you'll have to wear this for the rest of the day!" He grabbed a chicken hat and put it over Neville's head.
"Aww man, are you serious, Lockhart?"
"Bawk, bawk, bawk! That means the chicken path down is that way!" He pointed behind him to an escalator that led down the hill. Neville sadly walked over to the escalator, his head hung in shame.
"Next!" Lockhart shouted. Cormac crouched down like a frog, leapt up, and fell down towards the water. "YEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" he yelled all the way down. But, he ended up hitting his head on a pointed part of the side of the cliff, and it sent him spiraling out of control towards t the water, but he landed in the safe zone, giving his team another point. Harry, Ginny, and Seamus cheered for him, while Marietta stood there motionless and glaring, while Draco still could care less. Collin came to the edge, preparing to jump. "Yes! This'll show off my real fun side!" and he jumped off the cliff, his legs wide open in split form, but when he landed in the water, he landed on his balls on something unseen, and yelled out in pain. "AHHHHHHHH!" he screamed out, causing a flock of birds to fly off. His teammates groaned as they watched Collin slip into the water, still writhing in pain.
"Ooohh…hate to see that happen," Lockhart said as he stood by Pansy on the Cliffside.
"Um, excuse me Lockhart," Pansy said, "I have a medical condition."
"What condition?"
"A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs."
"Well, you can chicken out if you want, but it might end up costing your team the win. And then they'll probably hate you. Your choice."
"It's a risk I'm willing to take. I've seen the other team, and I don't think any of them will jump." She said as she looked over to the other team, who stood waiting for their turn to jump.
"Alright then, here's your chicken hat," Lockhart said as he place the chicken hat on her head. "Now, let me see the results. Wait a minute…" He looked at the checklist of people that had jumped. "That's Seven jumpers, One about to jump, and Two chickens. Which means, we're missing one…" He looked over and saw Padma holding hands with her twin, Parvati.
"I'm not jumping without Parvati!" Padma said defiantly
"We have to be on the same team, Lockhart!" Parvati begged.
"PLLEEEAAASSSSSEEEEE! PLLEEEAASSEEE! CAN WE? CAN WE? CAN WE? CAN WE?"
Luna looked over at them, contemplating the whole situation. "I'll switch places with her," she spoke up. Lockhart looked very annoyed at them. "Alright! Alright!" He finally said, caving in. "You guys are now both on the Killer Bones! Luna, you're on the Screaming Grizzlies!"
"YEESS!" The girls exclaimed as the switch was made, and Luna went over to the Grizzlies while Parvati joined the Bones. "That means you two are up!" Lockhart said.
"WE'RE COMING KILLER BONES!" The twins screamed as they ran towards the edge and jumped off the cliff. "AHHHHHHH!" They screamed on the way down, and landed in the safe zone.
"Alright, that's Nine jumpers and Two chickens," Lockhart said as he tallied up the score for the Killer Bones, "Screaming Grizzlies, if you guys can beat that, I'll throw in a pull cart to put your crates on!"
"Nice!" Ron exclaimed, "Alright, gang, who's up first?"
However, the team stared at each other, waiting for someone to make the first move.
"I'm sorry," Lavender said all huffy as she crossed her arms and stuck her nose in the air, "But there's absolutely no way I'm doing this."
"Why not?" asked Susan.
"Um, hello? We're on National Television! I refuse to get my hair wet!"
Hermione and Cho only glared at her. "You've got to be kidding me!" Hermione groaned
"If she's not doing it, then I'm not doing it!" Romilda called out, and she and Lavender smiled at each other.
"Oh, trust me, you're doing it," Cho growled as she got up in Lavender's face.
"Says who?"
"Says me! I'm not about to lose this challenge because you got your hair did up, you daddy's girl mother fucking stuck up little bitch!"
"Back off, you Asian suffering stuck up wannabe glamour girl!"
"Mall shopping, girly looking, boy stealing, drama queen, fucked up little whore!"
Lavender said nothing. She only smiled. "Well, at least I'm popular," she hissed at Cho.
The whole team went silent as they watched the two girls go at it. Some smiled and egged them on, others back off, but Michael looked completely obvious to the whole scene and instead checked himself out in his pocket mirror.
"YOU'RE JUMPING!" Cho yelled in Lavender's face.
"OH YEAH? MAKE ME!" Lavender yelled back.
The whole team then watched in amazement as Cho picked up Lavender off the ground, carried her to the edge of the cliff, and threw her off violently. "AHHHHHH!" Lavender screamed on the way down, but she landed in the safe zone. She resurfaced above the water, spit out some water, and looked up at Cho. "UGGH! CHO! YOU ARE SOOOO GONNA GET IT!"
"HEY, I THREW YOU INTO THE SAFE ZONE, DIDN'T I?" She looked up in the sky. "Now, I just hope I can hit it, too." And she jumped off the cliff. She landed into the water next to Lavender, and smiled at her, while Lavender only glared back.
"I thought this was gonna be a talent contest!" Romilda whined nervously as she stood by the edge of the cliff. Lockhart only laughed in her face. "Hahahahah yeah…no."
Romilda jumped off, thrashing around as she did so in panic. Hermione jumped right after her, crouching her legs close to her as she did so. Justin jumped after Hermione, thrashing more wildly than Romilda. Luna then jumped, but she screamed more in pleasure, as if she was actually enjoying the challenge! Michael came next as he dived off, his hands in front of him towards the water. Unfortunately, Michael had jumped into the danger zone, and the sharks had started to swim for him. "SWIM, MICHAEL, SWIM!" His teammates yelled from the shore. Michael turned around as he saw the oncoming sharks, their teeth bared and ready. But, they suddenly stopped, and took a long look at the dashing Michael Corner, his good looks, his eight-pack abs, his wet hair as if billowed in the wind, his hazel eyes, and his charming smile. The sharks were instantly in love with him. Everyone looked on, confusedly, as Michael took a ride on one of the sharks, and all the sharks escorted him to the shoreline.
"I-I-I can't do it," Susan said as she stood by the edge with Lockhart, "I'm too scared!"
Lockhart took out a chicken hat from behind him. "I'm sorry guys!" Susan cried out as the chicken hat was placed on her head. Cho and Justin only decided to make chicken noises at her. "That's like, soooo lame! Right?" Romilda said as she stood by Lavender. "Totally Lame!" Lavender shouted up. Susan walked by Dean, her head held in shame, as Dean prepped to jump. "Let's do this, bro!" Ron exclaimed as he hi-fived Dean before running off the cliff. He dived into the water and landed in the safe zone, giving his team another point.
"Okay, campers," Lockhart spoke as he amplified his voice with his wand, "There's only one person left! You guys need this jump for the win! No pressure, Dean! Never mind, there is pressure!"
Dean began to panic. "Come on, Dean!" The Screaming Grizzlies cheered on."Jump, Dean, Jump!"
"JUST JUMP ALREADY, WILL YOU?" Lavender shouted up.
Dean pulled up his floaties and looked over the edge.
Dean: Wow, I was pretty damn nervous. See, the truth is, is that I'm not that strong of a swimmer…
Harry: I'm looking at this guy and just thinking, 'There's no way he's gonna make it!'
Hermione: I actually thought that if he jumps this, he's gonna die.
"Take a good run at this one, mate," Lockhart told Dean, "You can do this!"
"I'm going to die now. I'm going to TOTALLY die now!" Dean said as he prepped for a running start. Everyone watched as Dean prepared himself. The Screaming Grizzlies hoped that Dean would jump for the win. The Killer Bones hoped that he would chicken out in hopes of a tie breaker. "Come on, afro boy," Cho muttered under her breath. Dean clenched his fists, and took a running start before jumping off.
"AHHHHHHHH!" He screamed on the way down. He fell almost motionless, too scared to move. As he landed in the water, he caused a huge tidal wave, causing everyone to be washed upon the shore. "YEAAAAHHHHH!" Dean cheered as he resurfaced, "WHO'S THE MAN NOW PEOPLES?" The Screaming Grizzlies cheered Dean on as he made his way to the surface.
"THE WINNERS ARE…THE SCREAMING GRIZZLIES!" Lockhart yelled through his amplified voice.
"Dean, that was awesome!" Ron yelled out at Dean, who was still in the water, even though his face was a little petrified now. "Dean? What's wrong, mate?"
"Um, I don't know how to say this…" Dean said cautiously, "But I think I lost my bathing suit…"
"Eeeewwww! Groossss!" The campers shouted out. "No one needs to see that, Dean!"
"Dean," Ron said to Dean, "I think it's best if you just hang out there in the water for now."
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