REMIDNER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO characters, I only own Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall, S'Fall, Natty, Alex, Netta, Soph, Daniel, Arjun, Willy, Matt-kun, and any other OC's I eventually come up with... Winter's Song: Invisible by Taylor Swift; Spring's Song: Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day; Summer's Song: My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne; Fall's Song: Sharada by Skye Sweetnam

"Summer-chan? Tobi wants to know where the kitchen is so Tobi can get a midnight sna—" Tobi cut himself off when he saw Hidan kissing Summer with a lot of passion. She kept resisting, but Hidan wouldn't let her out of his grasp. He ran his hand down the side of her face and she shivered. She didn't like him. He scared her.

Suddenly Natty showed up in the doorway. Her small, thin, masked frame just barely blocking any light. Natty's deep Mediterranean blue eyes took in the scene in front of her. Her forever died black with purple streaks hair was the brightest purple I've ever seen. Kisame walked up behind her, blocking the rest of the light. My eyes pleaded for help. Kisame, Tobi, and Natty helped get Hidan off me. I reached down, pulling open a drawer. I slowly pulled out a deep reddish-purple mixture.

"I know you are immortal, but this poison will hurt like hell." I stated simply, "Remember I said nothing perverted? Well, now you're sleeping outside. There's an extra sleeping bag in the closet to your right." By this time my cousins had come out. They looked at me in shock. "What?" I asked them.

Winter pointed at me, "Y-y-y-you sw-sw-swore! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY COUSIN SUMMER?" I snorted, and then realized Fall had done her personality switching spell. Which, you should know, a spell cannot be undone, unless by a more powerful magician.

Summer quickly dipped most of her favorite weapons in the poison (a mix of oleander, yew, bracken, deadly nightshade, pine, rhododendron, and laurel) and put the small container in her back pocket, and ran upstairs. Shutting the door quickly.

Fall slowly walked up the stairs and knocked politely on her cousin's door. "Look, I'm sorry I did the spell without your permission. It was a request, and thanks to my curse, I have to obey."

"Oh yeah? Well look at me now! I don't wanna fucking swear! It's my worst freaking nightmare! And anyways, I still have my old attitude! I don't have to fucking swear in every freaking sentence! And also, this means that Spring will still swear! SO HAHAHA! YOUR SPELL DIDN'T WORK!" Fall looked sad, so Summer quickly pulled her into a tight embrace. "It's O.K. Fall. You'll get it right, just keep practicing!" Summer then turned around because a tapping noise was bugging her, and she saw Hidan looking in from the window. Summer opened the window, making sure that Hidan fell from his place.

"Hello, Hidan. What are you doing down there?" Summer asked. Faking some concern in her voice.

"Bitch. I was wondering if you had a fucking tent. I couldn't freaking find one."

"Watch your language Hidan-kun. I don't want my cousins becoming female versions of you!" Then Summer realized that she had just called him Hidan-kun. Oh, snap. How did I do that? I hate him! He's my worst nightmare come true. Hidan realized it, and grinned up at her. She chucked a rock down on his head as hard as she could (which isn't very hard).

"What was that for, Summer-chan?" He asked, smiling up at her. She grabbed her tent and threw it down to Hidan, hitting his face in the process.

"I just naturally hate you, Hidan-baka." She shouted down to him. He walked away mumbling dirty words under his breath. She smiled and waved a little, then saluted. But she had no idea what he was thinking Hm, I'll have to teach her a lesson.

Later that day, Konan, Winter, Spring, Summer, and Fall went to the store to pick out clothes for the boys as well as for themselves.

"Hey! I found something perfect for Z!" Fall shouted. (Z being code-name for Zetsu). She held up a bright green shirt with words on it that said, "I'm not weird" and on the back, "I'm just awesome!" Summer laughed and looked around for things for Hidan (icky) and Kakuzu. She found a shirt that said, "Kiss me, I'm Immortal." On it, and sighed, picking it up for Hidan.

"Look at this! It's perfect for Fishy!" (Fishy being code-name for Kisame hehehe). Spring held up a light blue shirt that said in dark blue letters, "Under the Sea!" Then she pulled out some matching blue jeans. Spring turned around and said, "OMJ (Oh, my Jashin) there is the perfect shirt for Tobi! (My dear reader, you know which one I'm telling you about, the one that states "Come to the dark side. We have cookies!" You remember it, right?) Then the girls turned around to see Fall looking at a shirt that read "I'm the bomb." Konan was looking at black shirt with red stripes for Pein, and finally the girls left, with a LOT of clothes. Getting home, they were all tackled to the floor by Tobi and Natty. The girls each took turns thrown the clothes to the guys.

All the guys went upstairs to their designated rooms and changed. Looking more like regular guys, except for Deidara, Zetsu, and Kisame.

"Close your eyes you two." Summer ordered Zetsu and Kisame. The closed their eyes, while Summer applied stage makeup as fast and accurately as she could when she finished, Kisame looked normal, while Zetsu looked like a normal guy in a Venus Flytrap.

"Err, Summer-sama. We could have used a transformation Jutsu on them." Pein spoke up. Summer grinned at the sama ending. Then frowned. Why hadn't she thought of that?

"Eh, go ahead." Summer shrugged. They preformed the Jutsu and Kisame looked like himself, without the blueness (basically the same as when Summer's makeup was on him) while Zetsu's flytrap disappeared. Then Tobi piped up.

"HEY! SINCE WE ARE NOT HOME! WHY DON'T WE TAKE A VACATION! TOBI THINKS IT IS A GREAT IDEA!"

"AND NATTY AGREES WITH TOBI-KUN!" Natty shouted to the others. All the non-hyper people looked at one another, oh well, what could go wrong?

Well, as it turns out. A LOT can go wrong. Especially when Tobi and Natty suggest Truth or Dare.

"No! I will NOT play! Not with HIM (pointing at Hidan) playing!" Summer screams at no one in particular.

"Sorry, but remember our motto, Its fun for all, and all for Truth or Dare!" Fall said (she had drunk too much sake).

"I don't remember making that our motto. It was supposed to be All together and we'll win forever. At least, that's what Mackenzie told us." Summer retorted quietly. But she sat down, against her will, and they began playing.

"Zetsu, truth or dare?"

(By the way, this is the white side this is the dark side)

"Dare, Winter."

"Fine then. I dare you to let Fall kiss you. On the lips." Everyone turned to Fall, and she was staring in shock at her cousin. Then she turned bright pink, then red with anger.

"YOU READ MY DIARY DIDN'T YOU WINTER!" Fall shouted, losing her temper.

"Hehehe. Maybe?" But Fall got up reluctantly and walked over to her crush. She gave him a small peck on the lips, turned back to pink then ran out of the room.

"What did it say in her diary, Winter? No, don't tell us. It's HER diary after all. We shouldn't hear it. But I wanna know! It's her private life! But it mentions us! So? So I wanna know what it says about us, so shut up!"

"It says she has a crush on you. Meaning she likes you, REALLY like LIKES you!" Zetsu turned pink at this (er, the black side turned a tint of pinkish-black).

"Um, Deidara, truth or dare?"

"Truth, yeah."

"Are you a guy or a girl?"

"I'M A GUY! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU ALL THIS, UN!" calming himself down, he asked, "Summer-chan, truth or dare, yeah?"

"Um, well, both I guess."

WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO SUMMER-CHAN? WILL SHE SURVIVE THE NIGHT? WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN—author duct-tapes announcer's mouth shut.

Me: *hissing* Shut up, or die!

Hidan: 3 You are so cute when you are mad! 3

Kakuzu: Stop flirting with Jayde-chan.

Hidan: You're just jealous because she likes me better.

Me: 3 No, I like Matt-kun! 3

*Zetsu walks in and read the fanfiction so far*

Zetsu: Pretty good, Jayde-sama.

Me: Thanks Zetsu! Just drop the sama, you can call me Jayde-chan or J-chan like everyone else!

*Deidara walks in*

Deidara: I just finished reading a good fanfiction. But so far, it left off where I'm about to say a truth and a dare…

Everyone else: THAT'S JAYDE-CHAN'S FANFICTION YOU BAKA!