Me: -and sometimes I just don't like it, you know?

Amu: We're listening.

Me: Some people call it 'stage fright', but it's not really stage fright since you're not exactly standing on a stage and- (notices that you're here) …How much did you guys hear…?

Kairi: They arrived 15 seconds ago.

Me: …First review is from Meyumi-chan! ^^"

Yay! The whole Rimahiko deal this time was...hilarious. To say the least. So I've come up with another you'll like. :))

Rima and Nagi get sent to the North Pole, in summerwear, and all they have is a small hot tub and body heat to keep them warm.

(Yes, I know I'm cruel, Rima. But it's so much fun torturing you!)

Ikuto has to spend three minutes expressing his love to Utau: One minute in song, one in poem, and one in whatever censored curse words he likes.

Cover everyone in syrup and sugar and let Yaya loose.

Me: Yes, it was quite hilarious if I say so myself.

Amu: (thinking) *…Wasn't she all depressed and nervous a second ago…? * (thinking)

Rima & Nagihiko: (come in looking very very mad)

Me: Oh guys, you're back.

Rima: Don't 'you're back' us! Why did you tell the hotel employees we wanted to ELOPE?

Me, Amu, Ikuto, Utau, Kukai, Kairi, and Tadase: (look at Yaya)

Yaya: (laughs nervously) Eheheheheheh… Sorry Rima-tan… and Nagi-tan… I guess…?

Rima: (evil aura and says menacingly) Yaya…

Me: (recovers) Yeah, it only just gets better! This time BOTH of you will be sent to the North Pole in summerwear, and you'll only have a small hot tub and body heat to keep warm! ^^

Rima & Nagihiko: WHAT?

Me: (magically poofs them to the North Pole)

~At the North Pole~

Rima: (wearing a cami and shorts) I'm going to kill the person who dared us to do this… AND I'M GETTING COLD ALREADY!

Nagihiko: (wearing a polo and shorts) Me too.

Rima: Shut up Purplehead. I said it before you did.

Nagihiko: What did you just call me?

Rima: Didn't you hear me? I called you Purp- Master. (suddenly remembers the dare from last chapter)

Nagihiko: Right.

~Back to the others~

Ikuto: No.

Me: Yes.

Ikuto: No.

Me: Yes.

Ikuto: No.

Me: Come on, Ikuto! For Amu? (insert puppy dog face here)

Ikuto: I'm a cat. I have no mercy for dogs or puppies.

Me: Well SOMEONE'S cold-hearted today…

Ikuto: Fine, I'll do it. But if Utau starts hunting Amu down, I'm blaming you.

Me: AWESOME!

Ikuto: Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live, oh

Take, take, take it all but you never give

Should've known you was trouble from the first kiss

Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash

You tossed it in the trash, you did

To give me all your love is all I ever asked

'Cause what you don't understand is

I'd catch a grenade for ya

Throw my hand on a blade for ya

I'd jump in front of a train for ya

You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain

Take a bullet straight through my brain

Yes, I would die for you, baby

But you won't do the same

Me: AND THE FIRST MINUTE'S UP!

Amu: Out of all the songs you had to choose, you chose Grenade by Bruno Mars? (Disclaimed!) You're making me feel like I'm a cold-hearted person.

Ikuto: Well you wouldn't accept my love for you.

Me: JUST GET ON WITH IT!

Ikuto: I love you for so many reasons

Big and small

And all of them are wonderful

I love you for all the special qualities

That make you one of a kind

The only one in the world for me

I love you for the things you do

That bring such special meaning to my life

I love you for the silent times

When your eyes and arms tell me all I want to know

I love you

Just because I do

Because now

In the deepest part of my heart

Me: Sorry to interrupt you Ikuto, but time's up! And let the censored begin!

Ikuto: She is so f***ing d*** hot, she's got a hot a**. She basically looks like one of those b****y sluts, and yet she's anything but that.

Everyone except Yaya: …

Yaya: Um… Ikuto-nii? What does 'slut' mean?

Ikuto: It means a bad girl who loves money, who's b****y too.

Yaya: What does 'b****y' mean?

Ikuto: It-

Me: Ikuto! That's enough! Don't ruin her innocent little mind by filling it up with bad words! God!

Ikuto: Geez, sorry.

Me: (suddenly pours syrup and sugar all of him and everyone else except Yaya)

Ikuto: WHAT THE FREAK, MAN?

Me: I'm a girl and this is part of the next dare, that's what the freak.

Yaya: (loses all sanity) CANDY. SENSES. TINGLING. MUST. LICK. EVERYONE.

Me: Go ahead Yaya. No one's holding you back from doing so.

Yaya: RAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH! (starts chasing everyone else except me)

Me: Now while they're busy, the next review is from Tigerfighter98.

Hey guys Tigerfighter98 is here!

Amu:I dare you to stay away from Ikuto for a week.

Ikuto:I dare you to act like Tamaki from Ouran high school host club.

Rima:You have to dance with Nagi a romantic dance still in the suit and Nagi in the dress.

Yaya:Cosplay as Sakura from cardcaptor sakura.

That's all!:)

Yaya: (stops chasing everyone since she's come licked everyone clean already)

Amu: Thank you Tigerfighter98! I really do need to stay away from Ikuto. I've been especially close to him ever since this whole things started.

Ikuto: Aw, man.

Me: IKUTO! START ACTING LIKE TAMAKI!

Ikuto: The dude from Ouran High School Host Club?

Me: YES! NOW DO IT!

Ikuto: So I be all naïve and narcissistic?

Me: Oh for crying out loud, YES!

Ikuto: Oh come on! I have to view Amu as a daughter?

Me: (evil aura and grabs a chainsaw out of nowhere)

Ikuto: Ok ok! I view Amu as a DAUGHTER! I'm just her father figure! And you know I'm right since I'm awesome. (Sorry Tigerfighter98, is this right? I haven't watched OHSHS in a long time ^^" So I kinda forgot the personalities. Please forgive me!)

Me: Yeah good enough. I'm putting you out of your misery by telling you that you can stop now.

Ikuto: Good.

Amu: I liked him better as Tamaki.

Ikuto: So you still like me though, right? (smirks)

Amu: HENTAI! What happened to Cheresse Lovecandies's dare?

Ikuto: …Oh yeah.

Me: Well, since Rima and Nagi are at the North Pole, we should send the clothes over to them since they're not wearing them anymore!

~Back at the North Pole~

Rima: This sucks.

Nagihiko: Totally.

Rima: Hey, over there, are those the outfits we were wearing at the hotel yesterday?

Nagihiko: I think they are.

Rima: WHY DID THEY SEND THEM OVER HERE?

Nagihiko: I don't know, but we're about to find out. They sent a note along with the clothes.

Dear Rima and Nagi,

As you can see, we have sent yesterday's clothes over to you. A reviewer by the name of Tigerfighter98 has requested for you two to dance a romantic dance, wearing them. And yes, Nagi's wearing the dress and Rima is wearing the suit.

Sincerely,

Everyone back home

Rima: Is Apple-chan trying to make the letter more formal? 'Cause if she is, then she's failing.

Nagihiko: Don't we have other things to worry about?

Rima: So? We're at the North Pole! It's not like they'll see us or anything. We don't have to do it. But I'm still not happy that we're freezing cold.

Nagihiko: Wait, there's something written on the back of the note.

P.S. Oh yeah, and Rima, there are surveillance cameras all over the North Pole. Do not question how that's possible. Anyways, don't even THINK of not doing the dare. 'Cause we have the evidence whether you did it or not.

Rima: …I jinxed it, didn't I?

Nagihiko: Yeah, you did.

Rima: …You were supposed to say no.

~After putting on the clothes~

Nagihiko: Aw man! This dress itches! Not only that, it's colder than wearing the summer clothes!

Rima: (trying not to laugh at him because of Sunlight Charmer's dare)

~Back to the others~

Me: (looking through the surveillance cameras) They've started dancing.

Nagihiko: Rima-chan, your hands are freezing.

Rima: (trying not to insult him because of Sunlight Charmer's dare)

Me: It's a good thing Sunlight Charmer made that dare. Or else we'd have a full-blown argument by now.

Yaya: Apple-chi! Yaya's ready! (comes out of the dressing room as Sakura)

Me: Wow, Yaya! I never noticed how much you and Sakura look alike!

Yaya: …Can Yaya change back now? She needs her bows in her hair.

Me: Fine. You can change back.

Yaya: Yay! (runs back into the dressing room)

Me: I wanted her to wear the disguise a little while longer… Oh well…

Amu: …Next review is from Sunlight Charmer! ^^

Me: HEY! THAT'S MY JOB!

Amu: WELL YOU WEREN'T SAYING ANYTHING! YOU SAID IT YOURSELF, THE SHOW MUST GO ON!

Me: Whatever…

Questions:

Ikuto: Enjoy the lap dance?

Dare:

Amu I dare you to pole dance for ikuto!

(I'm so sorry)

This'll get them blushing a lot.

Rima you still have to be nice to Nagihiko for a year but now you have to call him sweetie!

My dares are weird but who cares.

Me: Don't worry! The weird dares are always good dares. ^^

Ikuto: Duh. What do you think? Of course I did.

Amu: HENTAI! And I am not pole dancing! (Ikuto: How am I a hentai right now…?)

Me: Yes you are. And I'll force you if necessary, too.

Amu: Fine… (goes into the dressing room and comes out wearing a very weird outfit)

Me: O.o…

Amu: (starts pole dancing)

~At the North Pole~

Rima: (back into her summer clothes) That was the most awkward dance possible. AND WHY ARE WE STILL STUCK HERE? IT'S LIKE THE ICE AGE!

Nagihiko: (in the hot tub) Who knows? You DO realize you can get in the tub… right?

Rima: WHEN THE FREAKIN' HECK DID YOU GET IN THE HOT TUB? HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THE EXPRESSION 'LADIES FIRST'?

Nagihiko: Well, you weren't getting in here. And don't even think of insulting me. Remember your dare.

Rima: (cursing Sunlight Charmer under her breath) I hate you you SO much, Sunlight Charmer…

Nagihiko: Alright, alright. I'm getting out.

Rima: (turns away from him so he can put on his clothes)

Nagihiko: You can look now.

Rima: (turns back around) Ok. Now YOU turn around. I'm not stripping in front of you.

Nagihiko: But-

Rima: JUST TURN AROUND!

Nagihiko: (turns around)

Rima: (gets into the hot tub)

(A polar bear suddenly comes near them)

Nagihiko: Why, hello there.

Rima: OH MY GOD! WHY? WHY DOES THE ANIMAL COME WHEN I'M NAKED?

Nagihiko: Will you relax? Bears don't think like humans do. (looks at polar bear and notices something in his mouth) Hmm? What's this? (takes the thing out of bear's mouth)

Rima: What is it?

Nagihiko: (the thing turns out to be a note from everyone else and he reads it and smirks) See for yourself.

Rima: (takes note and reads it)

Dear Rima and Nagi (but mostly for Rima),

As you know, Rima is addressing Nagi as "master" and being nice to him as well. But Sunlight Charmer has once again reviewed and now wants Rima to call Nagi "sweetie" instead.

Sincerely,

Everyone back home

Rima: Aw man! That's worse than "master"! Why did Peach-Pit pair me up with the gay monkey?

Nagihiko: What did you just say Rima-chan? (smirks)

Rima: I called you a gay monkey, SWEETIE. (insert sickeningly sweet smile here)

Nagihiko: (sweatdrop)

~Back to the others~

Amu: (is finished pole dancing)

Me: (trying to stop laughing) Ok, seriously Amu. Haha, you need, haha, dance classes.

Amu: (offended) HEY!

Me: (finally stops laughing) Sorry, sorry. Anyways, next review is from CoolSpicyGirl4!

Funny story! I can't help but laugh at the part where Kukai loses his mind over a bowl of ramen. Okay here is my dare.

Amu,Rima,Yaya,and Utau: Wear something really sexy(you choose)and try to get the guys have a nosebleed.

Me: Yeah, Kukai WOULD lose his mind over ramen. (smirks like Ikuto does) Especially if you leave it under his nose… Oh, and thanks!

Kukai: It's not my fault that I like ramen.

Me: It's not Utau's fault either. But she knew how to control herself, and she was rewarded for that. See?

Utau: (starting on her 4th bowl of free ramen)

Kukai: (twitches)

Me: Ok! Girls, put on these dresses in the dressing room. And while you do that, I'm sending the dress over to Rima and Nagi.

~To Rima and Nagi~

Rima: (is done bathing and already has her clothes on) Hey, Nagi sweetie, what's that thing lying there?

Nagihiko: Hmm? (sees the dress) I don't know. Why don't you go see?

Rima: WHAT? No way, you go.

Nagihiko: Sunlight Charmer's dare, Rima-chan…

Rima: Man, it's like you're using the dare to blackmail me! Fine, I'll go see… (walks over to the dress and notices another note attached to it and reads it)

Dear Rima and Nagi,

Long story short, Rima puts on the dress and tries to get Nagi a nosebleed. And that's about it. Wow, we're writing a lot of these. Curse the North Pole for lacking technology and for being so far away!

Sincerely,

Everyone back home

Rima: (smirks and puts on the dress then walks over to Nagi) Oh, sweetie…

Nagihiko: (looks up and sees Rima wearing a white strapless dress that goes down to the mid-thigh and has a HUGE flower on the right side) Rima…-chan…?

Rima: You like the dress? (smirks even more)

Nagihiko: (snaps and gets a nosebleed then covers his face)

Rima: Why are you covering your face, sweetie…? (smirks as much as possible)

Nagihiko: (muffled) I've got a nosebleed…

Rima: What was that?

Nagihiko: I SAID, I've got a nosebleed.

~Back to everyone who is NOT at the North Pole~

Kukai: (has a nosebleed)

Kairi: (has a nosebleed)

Tadase: (has a nosebleed)

Ikuto: (does not have a nosebleed)

Amu: (wearing a shiny red dress that reaches the mid-thigh)

Utau: (wearing the dress she wears when she sang Meikyuu Butterfly in the anime)

Yaya: (wearing a pink tight dress that reaches right above the knees and has one shoulder strap)

Me: IKUTO! WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A BLOODY NOSE?

Ikuto: Please. Every time Utau has a concert, she puts on these type of dresses either to flirt with me or just see how good she looks in them. You won't get nosebleeds once you get used to it.

Me: Wait, so do you stop getting nosebleeds when you get used to someone punching you in the face?

Ikuto: Depends on which part of the face you hit.

Me: (punches Ikuto square in the nose)

Ikuto: (nose starts bleeding A LOT) What the-? HEY!

Me: (shrugs) We needed a nosebleed from you. Besides, think of it as getting revenge for being rude to Rigoudon3 in the last chapter.

Ikuto: I SAID I WAS SORRY!

Me: Yeah, you SAID you were sorry. But you didn't SEEM like it.

Ikuto: Whatever. (gets a tissue for his bloody nose)

Me: Now, next review is from the person I just brought up 20 seconds ago, Rigoudon3!

YEAH! Thanks! Ikuto is an ugly brat. HAHAHA I insulted him back! ok... This is super funny, I was laughing the whole time I was reading it. Anyways, I have another dare. I dare Rima and Nagihiko to be handcuffed to one another for a whole day! MWAHAHAHA! I'm being evil again...sorry... GREAT FANFIC I LOVE IT! (YOU ARE A GREAT FRIEND TOO! XD)

Me: THANKS! You're also a gread friend. And yeah, Ikuto IS an ugly brat.

Ikuto: I'm not ugly. I made it perfectly clear in the second chapter that I'm the total opposite of that.

Me: Well you don't look very sexy with a bloody nose like the one you have right now.

Ikuto: YOU GAVE IT TO ME, REMEMBER?

Me: Oh yeah! And thank you for coming up with a Rimahiko dare again!

~Back to Rima and Nagi~

Nagihiko: (wiping his bloody nose with a tissue)

Rima: (is wearing her summer clothes again) I'm getting back inside the hot tub. (gets up and walks to the tub without noticing that Nagi was being dragged by her)

Nagihiko: Rima-chan? Why are you dragging me with you…?

Rima: I am not! (notices that she is handcuffed to Nagi) What the-? WHEN WERE THESE HERE?

Nagihiko: (shrugs)

Rima: Forget it, I'm not getting into the hot tub with someone handcuffed to me. (walks back to wear they were before and drags Nagi with her)

~Back to the others (wherever that is)~

Me: I think this is my longest chapter yet… Next review is from Cheresse Lovecandies! ^^

lols it was so funny!

another dare: instead of ikuto being perverted,

amu should be the pervert and try to make ikuto blush!

:DD

Amu: Umm… Hey dude. (stares at his lower region) You have no idea how much I want to see that bulge in your pants right now.

Ikuto: …Ok, I get what you mean when you say I'm a hentai, but it's not enough to make me blush.

Me: Hey Ikuto, do you want a sandwich? (holds out a sandwich)

Ikuto: Uh, sure. (takes the sandwich and bites it) Hey, this is actually pretty good. What ingredients did you use?

Me: I used ham, jelly and the most important ingredient is…

Ikuto: Does this 'important ingredient' the reason why I suddenly feel my head is going to blow up?

Me: 57 chilis!

Ikuto: WHAT? (face gets really REALLY red)

Me: HA! You're blushing!

Ikuto: WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? FIRST, YOU PUNCH ME, AND NOW THIS?

Me: You refused to do everything, so I just used manipulation. ^^

Ikuto: THIS IS NOT MANIPULATION! (can't hold it in any longer and breathes fire all over Tadase)

Tadase: (burnt to a crisp)

Me: It's time to go minna! And this IS my longest chapter! R & R while we clean Tadase up! (magically poofs Rima & Nagi back here)

Rima: Huh? Oh we're back… WHERE IS THE KEY TO THESE HANDCUFFS? (holds her and Nagi's arm up)

Me: You're supposed to stay like that for the whole day, guys! Besides, we lost the key! ^^

Rima & Nagihiko: WHAT?

Me: You heard me, and help us clean up Tadase!