A/N: Hey guys. So we have come to the end of this story. Thank you all so so much for reading, and reviewing. You have all been so nice. :) Sorry I haven't updated in a WHILE but I've gotta work to pay for food and stuff. Can't write on an empty tummy. It wouldn't be pretty. It would be like this: ShawN KIssed LASsie, and LAssiE kiSSed BacK. THE END. *takes bow* Anyhows thanks again.
Title: Psychic My Ass
Type: Humor?/Romance/Tiny lil bit of agust.
Word Count. I was told, there'd be no math. :(
Rating: Hmmm PG-13...Maybe R. (Wordyderds, Smut, Violence, Evil Plot Bunnies.) Ya know normal stuff.
Pairing: ! Guess :P
Legal crap: *sigh* I Sadly do NOT! own Psych. I'm simply picking a pineapple from Steve Frank's private pineapple patch, to make my own yummy-a-licous (- It's a word ole Webster is workin on it.) smoothie.
Summary: Shawn does a big no-no, Lassie gets all uber pissy, and everyone knows why but Shawn. That's it in a nut shell ;)
Psychic My Ass
I was sitting at my desk with a moutian of paperwork spread out in front of me. The station was buzzing with life, as it always is at eight in the morning. The strong sent of coffee, and some sort of sweet treat filled the air. Mcnabb floated up to my desk, and dropped a tall steaming cup of joe next to me. I looked up, and smiled.
"Thanks Buzz." I said taking a long sip of the warm drink.
"No problem O-Hara, say were is your partner?" He asked. Looking at Lassiter's vacant desk.
I shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe he over slept. I tried calling him, but he didn't anwser." I chewed on my lip, slightly worried.
He gave a nod. "I'm sure he is fine." Mcnabb said.
"Yeah." I muttered softy. Just then the loud happy sound of Shawn's voice boomed from down the hall. Mcnabb and I shared a look. I heard a soft grumble, and knew it was Lassiter. I also heard Gus's deep smooth laugh.
"I guess the gang is all here." I said to Mcnabb. He chuckled softly. The three of them walked in confirming my guess as fact.
"Good morning Jules!" Shawn said in a sing-song voice.
I smiled at him. "Morning Shawn." Gus walked over and placed a soft kiss on my lips. "Good Morning beautiful." he grinned.
"Hi Gus." I smiled.
Lassiter had already sat himself at his desk. I glanced over at him, and my eyes went wide. There was an angry red mark, on his neck.
"Carlton!, is that a hickey?" I asked unable to stop myself. I heard Shawn snicker behind me, and watched Lassiter's face turned three shades of red.
"Who gave you a hickey!" I asked not letting him speak. Gus walked closer toward Lassiter, and squinted.
"Oh my gosh!, It is a hickey!" He yelled shocked.
Lassiter moaned, and buried his head in his hands.
"Did you burn yourself with a curling iron Lassie?" Shawn asked with an odd tone. I shot him, a soft glare.
Lassiter's head shot up. "Shawn I don't use curling irons." He shot.
I gasped, and my jaw went slack. "Umm did you just call him Shawn?" I heard Mcnabb ask. He had stayed silent until now.
"Shit." Lassiter cursed softly. Shawn busted out laughing.
"What's going on here." Gus asked. Looking between Shawn and Lassiter.
Lassiter sighed heavily, and looked up. I watched him intently, and could almost spot the wheels turning in his head.
"Ahhh hell" Lassiter grumbled jumping to his feet. He rounded the desk, stalked up to Shawn, and grabbed the back of his neck. He smashed Shawn's lips to his, and began kissing him sweetly. Shawn's arms snaked around Lassiter's neck, as if trying to hold him there forever. We all watched them, unable to speak. Finally they broke apart, more for air than anything else. Shawn beamed at Lassiter, and to my suprise he was smiling back. Lassiter turned and looked at us.
"Anymore questions?" He asked draping his arm around Shawn.
"Ummmm no." I muttered with a huge grin. Gus walked over to Shawn, and snatched him away from Lassiter. He began pulling him towards the door.
"Guster, Can I have my boyfriend back please?" Lassiter shouted.
Mcnabb laughed softly, and looked down.
Gus spun around, and looked at him. "No!. I'm taking him for the better part of the day. We have a LOT to talk about." He said glaring at Shawn.
Shawn looked at Lassiter, and gave him a shrug. "Sorry Gus I would have told you last night, but I was kind of busy." He winked at him, and Gus groaned. Gus turned back, and gave me a sweet smile.
"Sorry babe, but can we skip lunch today. It's one of thoes emergency Shawn time passes, we talked about."
I grinned. "Yeah. Have fun, Love you."
"Love you too." He called. They were already half way out of the building.
I looked at Lassiter. "Good for you Carlton." I smiled.
"Thanks." He smiled, and returned to his desk.
"Wait!" Mcnabb said happily. "You two got together yesterday?" He asked Lassiter.
"Yeah, so what?" Lassiter asked looking confused..
"Yes! I won, I won. 500 dollars baby." He danced, running down the hall.
Lassiter just stared down the hall, and this time I couldn't stop the laughter.
(FIN)
A/N: That's all she wrote folks! Really hope you liked the ending. Let me know! Again thanks yall! Love ya. Oh and I'm working on a new Shassie story. It's a song fic, it's called Come Over. Thats the name of the song too. It's by Kenny Chesney, and it's a really good Shassie song. Anywho I should have it ready soon. So be on the look out!
