Chapter Four

The Prom was coming and all the guys were running around looking for girls to ask, all except for one boy. That boy's name is Marcus Flint. He was waiting for the right time to ask, that time came in a Defense the Dark Arts class.

It was assigned seating and Flint and Wood shared a desk. Marcus gave Hermione the note. She read it and said yes. Then the bell rang and they accidentally left the note on the desk where Seamus picked it up. The teacher had just closed the door when they remembered the note.

"Damn" Flint said.

Hermione asked "what's wrong"

"I think we left the note in the classroom."

Seamus was sitting at his normal table when he read the note.

"Marcus and Hermione dating" he read in shock.

By the time the bell rang everybody in school knew their secret. And students were confessing their deepest, darkest secrets.

Terence Higgs:
You can bet
There's nothin' but goals
When I am in a zone and on a roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret obsession
And it's making me lose control

Jocks:
Everybody gather 'round

Higgs(spoken):
Well if Marcus can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I bake

Jock(spoken):
What?

Higgs(spoken):
I love to bake! Strudels, scones, even apple pandowdy

Jocks:
Not another sound

Higgs(spoken):
Someday I hope to make the perfect creme brulee

Jocks:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Cho:
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occuring
It's a secret I need to share

Brainiacs:
Open up, dig way down deep

Cho(spoken):
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!

Braniac(spoken):
Is that even legal?

Brainiacs:
Not another peep

Cho(spoken):
It's just dancing. Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.

Brainiacs:
No, no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Draco:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I'm ready to let it fly

Dudes & Dudettes:
Speak your mind and you'll be heard

Draco(spoken):
Alright, if Marcus wants to be a queer... then i'm coming clean! I play the cello!

Dude 1(spoken):
Awesome!

Dude 2(spoken):
What is it?

Dude 1(spoken):
A song!

Draco(spoken):
No, dude, it's like a giant violin!

Dudes & Dudettes:
Not another word

Dude 2(spoken):
Do you have to wear a costume?

Draco(spoken):
Coat and tie

Dudes & Dudettes:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quoooooooo

Jocks, Brainiacs, & Dudes:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo

Seamus:
This is not what I want
This is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not understand
Someting is really

Dean:
Something's not right

Seamus:
Really wrong

Seamus & Dean:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do it

Draco:
Gotta play

Dudes & Dudettes:
Stick with what you know

Seamus & Dean
We can do it

Cho:
Hip hop hooray

Brainiacs:
She has got to go

Seamus & Dean:
We can do it

Higgs:
Creme Brule

Jocks:
Keep your voice down low

Jocks, Brainiacs & Dudes/Dudettes:
Not another peep
No, not another word
No, not another sound
No

Seamus:
Everybody quiet

Hermione (spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?

Ginny (spoken):
Not me, you.

Hermione (spoken):
Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me! I really can't!

Jocks, Brainiacs...:
Noooooooooooooo, no, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
stick to the status
Stick to the status quo

The Slytherins confronted Flint and they all asked,

"Why are you going out with that Granger?"

Marcus answers with this phrase,

"Because I am Marcus Funking Flint"