Chapter Four
The Prom was coming and all the guys were running around looking for girls to ask, all except for one boy. That boy's name is Marcus Flint. He was waiting for the right time to ask, that time came in a Defense the Dark Arts class.
It was assigned seating and Flint and Wood shared a desk. Marcus gave Hermione the note. She read it and said yes. Then the bell rang and they accidentally left the note on the desk where Seamus picked it up. The teacher had just closed the door when they remembered the note.
"Damn" Flint said.
Hermione asked "what's wrong"
"I think we left the note in the classroom."
Seamus was sitting at his normal table when he read the note.
"Marcus and Hermione dating" he read in shock.
By the time the bell rang everybody in school knew their secret. And students were confessing their deepest, darkest secrets.
Terence
Higgs:
You can bet
There's nothin' but goals
When I am in
a zone and on a roll
But I've got a confession
My own secret
obsession
And it's making me lose control
Jocks:
Everybody gather 'round
Higgs(spoken):
Well if Marcus
can tell his secret than I can tell mine...I bake
Jock(spoken):
What?
Higgs(spoken):
I love to bake! Strudels,
scones, even apple pandowdy
Jocks:
Not another sound
Higgs(spoken):
Someday I hope to make the perfect creme
brulee
Jocks:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow
one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the
status quo
Cho:
Look at me
And what do you see
Intelligence beyond compare
But inside I am stirring
Something strange is occuring
It's a secret I need to share
Brainiacs:
Open up, dig way down deep
Cho(spoken):
Hip hop is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jam and break!
Braniac(spoken):
Is that even legal?
Brainiacs:
Not another peep
Cho(spoken):
It's just dancing.
Sometimes I think it's cooler than homework.
Brainiacs:
No,
no, no, noooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess
with the flow, no no
Stick to the status quo
Draco:
Listen well
I'm ready to tell
About a need that I cannot
deny
Dude, there's no explanation
For this awesome sensation
But I'm ready to let it fly
Dudes & Dudettes:
Speak
your mind and you'll be heard
Draco(spoken):
Alright, if
Marcus wants to be a queer... then i'm coming clean! I play the
cello!
Dude 1(spoken):
Awesome!
Dude 2(spoken):
What is it?
Dude 1(spoken):
A song!
Draco(spoken):
No, dude, it's like a giant violin!
Dudes & Dudettes:
Not another word
Dude 2(spoken):
Do you have to wear
a costume?
Draco(spoken):
Coat and tie
Dudes &
Dudettes:
No, no, no, nooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to
the stuff you know
If you wanna be cool
Follow one simple
rule
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
quoooooooo
Jocks, Brainiacs, & Dudes:
No, no, no
stick to the stuff you know
It is better by far
To keep
things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to
the status quo
Seamus:
This is not what I want
This
is not what I planned
And I just gotta say
I do not
understand
Someting is really
Dean:
Something's not
right
Seamus:
Really wrong
Seamus & Dean:
And we gotta get things
Back where they belong
We can do
it
Draco:
Gotta play
Dudes & Dudettes:
Stick
with what you know
Seamus & Dean
We can do it
Cho:
Hip hop hooray
Brainiacs:
She has got to go
Seamus
& Dean:
We can do it
Higgs:
Creme Brule
Jocks:
Keep your voice down low
Jocks, Brainiacs &
Dudes/Dudettes:
Not another peep
No, not another word
No,
not another sound
No
Seamus:
Everybody quiet
Hermione (spoken):
Why is everybody staring at you?
Ginny (spoken):
Not me, you.
Hermione (spoken):
Because of the callbacks? I can't have people staring at me! I
really can't!
Jocks, Brainiacs...:
Noooooooooooooo, no,
no, no
Stick to the stuff you know
If you want to be cool
Follow one simple rule
Don't mess with the flow, oh no
Stick
to the status quooooooooooooo
No, no, no
Stick to the stuff
you know
It is better by far
To keep things as they are
Don't mess with the flow, no no
Stick to the status
stick
to the status
Stick to the status quo
The Slytherins confronted Flint and they all asked,
"Why are you going out with that Granger?"
Marcus answers with this phrase,
"Because I am Marcus Funking Flint"
