This chapter was made by brandiuchiha

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Chapter 4 – Torturing Sasuke

"Blah talking blah"

`Blah thinking blah`

"Sasuke!" Kira shouted. "I have a surprise for you!!!"

Sasuke felt his heart jump into his throat. `Why do I keep feeling like this every time she talks to me? ` Sasuke wondered. "What is it?" he asked opening the door.

"This!" Kira shouted, slamming a banana cream pie in his face (A/N: Mmmmm … Pie …)

--------------- With Etsure ---------------

Etsure was holding Sasuke's shampoo bottle with one hand, and pouring pink hair dye into it with the other hand.

"There! Done!" Etsure said walking out of the bathroom.

--------------- With Sasuke and Kira ---------------

"Why. The. Fuck. DID YOU DO THAT?!!!" Sasuke shouted.

Kira reached out to Sasuke's face and scraped off some of the pie. "Mmmm … banana my favorite!" She said tasting it.

"Idiot, I'm going to go take a shower now …" Sasuke said.

"I don't need a play-by-play clucky." Kira said, and said `clucky` glare at her and went into the bathroom just as Etsure came out.

--------------- 15 Minutes Later … ---------------

Sasuke came out of the shower, a towel around his waist and one around his head. He steps out of the shower, took off the towel that was around his head and looked in the mirror.

--------------- In the Kitchen ---------------

Kira and Etsure were playing go fish.

"Got any sixes?" Kira asked.

"WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!" `Clucky` shouted

"Go fish."

"What the fuck did you two do?!" Sasuke shouted, suddenly appearing inside the kitchen, still only wearing a towel around his waist.

"Hmmm, pink hair. Good job Clucky! You finally came out of the closet!" Kira said patting Sasuke on the back.

"You're dead!!!!" Sasuke said charging at Kira.

"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Rape! Rape! I'm being raped by a homo!!!" Kira shouted as Sasuke tackled her.

"Hey Sa- uh, what are you doing? " Naruto asked walking in.

"I'm kicking this bitch's ass for dying my hair pink!" Sasuke said, still only wearing a towel, and still sitting on top of Kira.

"Gasp! Sasuke! Language!" Kira said indignantly.

"Oh really? Well it looks like you're raping her from where I'm standing." Naruto said, smirking

Sasuke started blushing like hell, and quickly got off of Kira.

"What do you want?" Sasuke asked.

"I don't know what he wants, but I want you to get some pants on." said Kira covering her eyes and blushing.

"Uh … right." Sasuke said running towards his bedroom, a light blush on his cheek.

--------------- 5 Minutes Later ---------------

"Now, what do you want?" asked Sasuke.

"Kakashi want cell 7 and these two, to meet by the bridge." Naruto said.

"Fine let's go …" Sasuke said.

"Sasuke wait!" Kira shouted.

"What?" Sasuke asked turning around.

"We have to get that stuff out of your hair." Kira said holding up a hose.

"Oh no." Sasuke said shaking his pink head.

"Oh yes." Kira said as she ran at him and pinned him to the floor. "E.T.! Turn it on!" she shouted, a second later Kira was drenching Sasuke with water.

"Can we just go now?" growled Sasuke.

"Sure!"

--------------- At the Bridge ---------------

"Glad you guys could make it." Kakashi said, "My name is Hatake Kakashi."

"We know." Kira said.

"Right, Now! Let's introduce ourselves Sakura you first, then Naruto, then Sasuke." Kakashi said.

"Right, I'm Sakura Haruno, I like (giggles)."

"Sasuke." Kira finished for her, earning herself a glare from Clucky himself. "What?"

"And my hobbies are (giggles)." Sakura said smiling sheepishly.

"Stalking Sasuke." Etsure said.

"I hate Naruto!!!" Sakura exclaimed.

"Why? He is my buddy!!!!" Etsure and Kira shouted, nearly hugging the daylights out of the blond that was squirming for air.

"And my goal is (insert a huge fit of giggles here)."

"To kiss Sasuke, eventually marry him, have two kids with him, and to top it off rub it in Ino's face." Kira said. Sakura glared at her.

"Ummm. My name is Naruto Uzumaki!" Naruto shouted.

"Nice to know Naruto … but way to blow out my eardrums"

"He-he, right. I like ramen. I hate waiting 3 minutes for instant ramen." Naruto said "and my goal is to be the Hokage! That way people will start treating me like a somebody!"

"If that is the only reason then you don't deserve the title of Hokage Naruto." Said Kira

"I never said it was. I also want to be Hokage so I can protect the village and everyone in it." Naruto said.

"That's okay then!" Kira shouted hugging Naruto tightly.

Seeing this Sasuke got really pissed, really fast. Yet he didn't know why. (a/n He is SO in denial!!!! :P)

"Sasuke why do you look so pissed?" Kira asked.

"I'm not." Sasuke said.

"Whatever, you still have to introduce yourself." Etsure said.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I don't like many things." Sasuke said. `Except Kira, wait! WTF! Where did that come from?!` "Ummm … I hate a lot of things, I have no hobbies …" Sasuke said.

"Story of his life …" Etsure said.

"Yeah, some story." Kira said earning her a well deserved Uchiha Death Glare from Sasuke.

"I have no dream, it's just a word, but I do have an ambition. I plan to restore my clan an-" Sasuke said before he was cut off by Etsure.

"Wait … restore your clan?" Etsure asked.

"Oh my god!!! You are going to do it with some random chick so you can make little Uchiha babies?!" Kira shouted.

"Talk about having naughty thoughts!" Etsure said.

"EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" They shouted together.

"Oh sorry please carry on with your emotastic speech." Kira said.

"… And there is somebody I have sworn … to kill." Sasuke said darkly.

… (Insert a long awkward silence here) …

"Anyways, MY TURN!!!" Kira shouted "My name is Kira, I like pizza, cookies, cake, and the color black. I hate filler episodes, no offense to the star village, and I also hate healthy food, the color pink, Sakura, and Ino." Kira said

"HEY!" Sakura shouted

"Sorry but, I'd like nothing better than to cut off Ino's ponytail and slap you across the face with it." Kira said shrugging. "Anyways, my hobbies are drawing and writing. And my dream is to kill Orochimaru because he is a gay pervert and deserves to DIE!!!!" Kira shouted.

"Ummm … Kira calm THE FUCK DOWN!" Etsure shouted.

"Heh, sorry." Kira shouted. "And I like POCKY!"

"Baka … anyways I'm Etsure, I like and hate a lot of things, I don't have many hobbies. And my dream is to also kill Orochimaru. And yes, I also think he is a giant pervert that deserves to die and go to hell for all eternity because of his very pervertedness." Etsure said.

"Now that, that is through with, I have something to tell you. I have recommended all five of you for the Chunin exams." Kakashi said.

"THAT IS SO FUCKLING AWSOME!!!!" Kira shouted.

"Baka!" Etsure shouted pounding Kira in the head.

Only one thing was going through Kira's head. `Damn Kira is such a douche bag! `


Brandiuchiha: Sorry it took so long, but I had writers block. (Really she did take long I got the story on Friday finally finished!)

Kira: Yeah, like we give a shit!

Etsure (the writer): That's not nice Kira.

Etsure (the character): Actually, I agree with Kira.

Sasuke: Why did you make me seem like a pervert?!

Kira: I'm not a douche bag!

Everybody: Yes you are.

Kira: You guys are all bags of douche! Screw all of you!!! (Kira stomps away)

Sasuke: Kira wait!!! (Sasuke runs after her)

Etsure (the writer) and brandiuchiha: WE ARE NOT BAGS OF DOUCHE!!!

Etsure (the character): R&R please!!! Flames Welcomed!


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