Chapter 4: Musicals! Part 1
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Suddenly the screen showed a bar where music was being played
"So a bar huh? I like where is this going", Smiled Qrow as he put his arms behind his head.
Then, someone opened the door, and the music stopped playing.
the camera turned to a man using red clothes and a red mask, with two katanas on his back and a pair of pistols on his waist.
"Hey, who's the masked guy?", asked Sun.
"Is that guy Jaune?", Sage suggested.
"Jaune? seriously?", Blake turned to Team SSSN and raised a brow, "I doubt he could-"
"Hey guys it's me Jaune!", Jaune waved at the camera.
"What?", Asked Ruby
"Is that kid talking to us?", Asked Maria.
"Yes grandma, I'm talking to you! you're not drugged or anything! Also, Uh la la!", Jaune whistled, "Weissy you look hot as always!"
Weiss blushed and looked away of the screen.
"Wait, is it really you Jaune? Why are you wearing that costume?", asked Blake
"Oh hi kitty cat! Well it's quite simply, I'm a version of an antihero who likes to break the fourth wall a lot and likes to kill things!"
"What's a fourth wall?", asked Yang.
"It's when a character that is on a screen on a stage interacts with the public", replied Ozpin
"Wait, did you say kill?", Ruby said concerned.
"Yes I said kill, Ruby, stop being a baby!", he complained.
"Hey! I'm not a baby! Killing people is bad, Jaune!", she replied
"Ooh I know it's bad Rubes!", he said nonchalantly, "But well it's not like I can't stop that and join to the stupid X-men force and use those sissy costumes!"
"Jaune, are you okay?", asked Pyrrha.
He shrugged, "I don't know partner! My mind is broken, I'm an ugly piece of crap under this costume, I didn't kill a guy in the last 2 hours and I think I forgot to wear boxers this morning, Can we start with the video now?"
Glynda sighed, "Let's just get this over with, Mr. Arc"
"Thank you! Now let's go with this party!"
Then Jaune observed the bar with more precision
"Oh, I could have sworn the invite said it was a costume party!"
Then someone coughed in the background, and Jaune pointed at the guy
"See! That guy gets it!", then he approached to the bartman, who was Junior.
"Uhh, Yang? wasn't that they guy from that club that you destro-Mhmph!", Yang covered her sister's mouth.
"Shut up dad is going to hear you!", yang half whispered, half yelled at Ruby while looking at her dad that was looking at the screen with a confused look.
He was cleaning a cup when Jaune talks to him.
"So what's tonight theme? Everyone's dresses like what the 90's thought it was tough?", He joked.
Qrow, Tai, Maria and Ozpin scoffed at this.
Meanwhile Whitley was watching the screen with slight interest.
Junior stared at Jaune for a second, then he sighed and shook his head
"Oh c'mon!", complained Jaune, "Bartender me! Ask me "Rough day?" while you rub the same spot over and over"
Junior stopped cleaning the cup and threw the handkerchief to the table, "Do you ever shut up?", he asked annoyed.
"I know, I'm a chatty cathy!", Replied Jaune, "What are you gonna do? Sew my mouth shut?"
Junior was going to say something but Jaune interrupted him "Ah-ah-ah-ah! Don't answer that."
Junior sighed once again, "if you stay here Arcpool, it's gonna get ugly, real fast"
"Wait, Arcpool?", Weiss said incredibly.
"Huh, that sounds like a funny name", muttered Ren.
"Sounds stupid", said Qrow
"So this means we are going to see a fight?", Asked Winter.
"Oh boy this is going to be aweso-"
then a musical cue began
"-wait what?", Nora stopped her cheerfulness for a second
"Oh! Was that a musical cue?", Jaune looked at the ceiling excited.
the group stared at the screen, confused, until Qrow face palmed and Maria started laughing.
"It's a musical!", Maria laughed, "I love musicals!"
"Really? a musical?", groaned Yang.
"I don't think it can be too bad", shrugged Taiyang.
Then he turned to Junior, who started to sing
"Gosh it disturbs me to see you Arcpool!
In fact it usually does!
'cause you look like my balls under that hood, Arcpool
Qrow and SSSN couldn't help but laugh at that sentence
just thinking it kills my buzz!"
"You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings, but damn it! I've always wanted to be in musical!", Jaune briefly said to the camera.
"Please don't sing Jaune", groaned Weiss
"Don't worry my snowflake, I took voice lessons this time!", Jaune replied before the camera turned to Junior again.
"There's not man in town as reviled as you!
and hell, they all wish you would die!
Even though you've proven quite tricky to kill
Everyone's going to tryyyy!"
Then, Arcpool turns around to see some bandits just standing up and staring at him.
"Noooo-", suddenly Arcpool and Junior started to sing together, "-Ooooone's
-slick as Arcpool!", Jaune sang as he slammed a bandit's head on the table and grabbed an empty bottle.
"Ow!", said SSSN collectively; they weren't expecting Jaune to attack so violently
"No one's quick as Arcpool!", He sang as he hit another bandit with the bottle.
Then the masked guy grabbed the handkerchief and used against a third bandit on the face.
"No one punches right in the DICK-", Jaune yelled as he punched the bandit on the crotch, "-like Arcpool!"
"So violent…", muttered Ozpin, "I don't think Mr. Arc would do something like this in our world."
"Why is Mr. Arc doing that? I don't get it", Said Glynda as she shook her head.
"For there's no man in town half as- Ooh! Chimichanga", Jaune approached to a table where two bandits were seating and grabbed the chimichanga, along with a fork that used against a bandit's hand.
The second man that was on the table quickly stood up but before he could do something Jaune slammed him to a pillar.
"Perfect! give up man! it's gone!", Jaune sang as he left the table with the chimichanga on his hand.
"This Jaune is too violent", contempled Ren, "I wonder what happened with him to act like that."
"Even if he's violent, he acts like a kid", noticed Blake.
Yang just grinned, "Well, I like him, he's crazy and punch guys!"
"Go Crazy masked Jaune that punch guys and sings!", Nora cheered.
then, he approached to three girls with tired faces
"You can ask to Coco, Weissy or Cindy!", he said as he walked behind the girls, "and they'll they you who's team they prefer to be ooon!"
Weiss blinked, "Wait is that another me?"
"You look cool!", said Ruby.
"And edgy", added Yang.
"Avengers", said Coco wearing a black suit
"X-men", Said Weiss, wearing a yellow one and a leather coat.
"C'mon, said X-force!", Said Jaune to Cinder who was wearing a black and white suit.
"Bugger off, Arc!", said Cinder annoyed.
"Wait, is that Cinder?", asked Weiss.
"Oh yeah! the one who destroyed Beacon.", replied Yang.
"Net time I see her I'm going to punch her.", muttered Pyrrha.
"So what's going with this threesome anyway?", asked Jaune angry as he pushed Weiss with the chimichanga still on his hand. Jaune looked at the three girls, "Sexy recon? Super charlie's angels? Oh! I could be your Bosley!", he mocked.
"Bosley?", asked Neptune. Meanwhile Maria and Ozpin chuckled at the reference.
"Watch your back, sugar", Said Weiss. And Jaune turned to see a group of bandits approaching at him.
"Sugar?". the group of girls glared at Weiss again.
"I swear I never called him like that!"
"Nooo oone's fun like Arcpool!", Jaune yelled as he threw the chimichanga to a bandit.
"Shoot his gun like Arcpool!", Jaune then took out a gun and shot three times to the bandits.
"Holy shit!", Maria said surprised that the kid just killed three guys.
"Looks like this Jaune knows how to use weapons...", Noted Ozpin.
"Heroes should not kill a ton like Arcpool!", sang Coco.
"So that's how Coco sings?", asked Neptune.
"Yeah, it's kind of weird", Nodded Scarlet.
"My kill count is really intimidating!", Jaune yelled as he showed a big paper with all his kill counts and a little draw of himself shooting to a enemy.
"Hey kill that guy! that Arcpool!", suddenly a big group of bandits appeared in front of Jaune with weapons
"Shot off his balls!", a guy with a gun shot at Jaune's feet but failed, and then Jaune kicked him on the face
"Cut off his route!", then a woman with a machete ran to Jaune but he grabbed her arm and kicked her away.
"Hey sexy friends!", Jaune sang as he kicked another bandit woman, "Won't you please help me out?"
The three girls said nothing and shook their heads.
"That's harsh", said Sun.
"No wonder why; he has being mocking them all this time", growled Winter, "it reminds me of someone"
Qrow simply whistled like nothing was happening.
Jaune downed his head in resignation, not hearing that the bandits began singing again.
"First ooone-", then a man attacked Jaune with a chair, "-To kill Arcpool!" the camera cut to the girls with shocked faces while Jaune remained on the floor.
"Gets to win the dead pool!", the bandits sang as the man who used the chair kicked Jaune on the floor.
"If spiderman were here that'd really cool!", sang Jaune as his head was being slammed on the floor. until Spiderman appeared from nowhere and punched the man that was punching Arcpool.
"Who's that guy?", asked Pyrrha.
"Maybe a friend?", suggested Ruby.
"You're lucky I was passing through here!", Spiderman said as he punched more bad guys while jaune stood up.
"Yay!", celebrated Jaune, "Your thighs do great things for your arse!", Jaune said as he got a bit closer to spidey's butt.
"... is this Jaune gay?", Scarlet raised a brow.
Sage shrugged, "Perhaps?"
Spiderman shoot a web and left the place. then, a gray bubble appeared on the screen.
"Hey you're no slouch in that way either!"
Sun scoffed, "Now that's good timing."
"Thanks voice!", said Jaune to the voice that appeared from nowhere as the bubbled disappeared, "But every last inch of me's covered in scars!", Jaune showed his left hand that was burned and with tons of ugly scars.
"Ew! it looks like one of those drinks from Ren but orange!"
"I heard that Nora!", complained Jaune to the screen while behind him a bandit was preparing an attack with a stick.
But before that could happen a bullet passed through Jaune's hand and hit the bandit on the head.
"Shit!", Exclaimed Jaune as he observed at his hand that had a giant hole on it.
"Oh my god Jaune!", shrieked Pyrrha white the rest of the girls gasped.
"Holy crap…", muttered Sun, "Wait, he doesn't have aura in this video?"
"Don't worry guys! I have a regeneration factor, this is barely a scratch.", Said Jaune at the screen before shooting at the guy that shot on the floor.
"Regeneration factor?", Sun asked, "What is that? a superpower?"
"So Jaune's a superhero then?", asked Scarlet.
"A superhero doesn't kill people", Winter replied.
"He said he's an antihero", Ozpin said.
"What's that?", asked Ruby
"It's not a villain, he does justice, but it doesn't behave like a hero", replied glynda
"Its like Qrow", said Taiyang.
"That sounds cool actually, thanks Tai", grinned Qrow.
Suddenly, a new bandit with an axe, and the song started again.
"Nooo-", Jaune put the black glove on his hand again, "Ooone flips like Arcpool!", Jaune sang as he jumped and avoid the man's axe and shot him on the stomach.
"Changes chips like Arcpool!", he said as he turned to the screen. then he stood up and took his katanas from his katanas
"No one wields katanas-", the blonde yelled again as he used the katanas to attack a new bandit, throwing him to the floor, "-And rips like Arcpool!"
"I'm especially good at decapitating!", Jaune then proceeds to decapitate a man.
"Geez!", Weiss said with a disgusted face.
The head lands on a table, still alive, and sings,"Heads roll for Arcpool!"
"Ok now that's bizarre," pointed blake.
the camera cuts to Arc pool looking at the screen with a light on his face
"When I was a boy I humped this unicorn-", then he grabbed a little purple unicorn toy and hugged it, "-Every morning to help me get off!", then a bubble appeared, and inside that bubble was a censored draw of Arcpool using the unicorn for personal issues.
No one said a word, with the exception of Whitley who scoffed
Pyrrha was the one who tried to say something."...Wha-"
"Don't ask questions", Said Jaune on the screen
the camera then turns to Jaune approaching to Coco,
"But lately I'm thinking I might hump the Hulk", then he showed a stuffed green monster toy to Coco, "Tell me what is that like Romanoooooooff?"
"Romanoff?", asked Ruby
"That's her last name in this place", Explained Arcpool before Coco kicked him in the face.
"Nooo Oone-", then the three girls, Coco, Weiss and Cinder started to fight while singing.
"Are they singing too?", said Blake while Weiss groaned.
Taiyang chuckled, "Ok this is getting a bit funny"
"-Jokes like Arcpool!", Sang Coco.
"Or provokes like Arcpool!", continued Weiss while punching a bandit
"No one has an ego to stroke like Arcpool!", Cinder sang as she fight against a ninja with a katana.
Then, the screen turned to Arcpool with 3D glasses and throwing popcorn "You guys wanna spoon and watch Conan later?"
"NO!", said the girls at the unison.
"Conan?", Scarlet tilted his head.
"It's a really old movie", sighed Ozpin.
"Ehh it's not that old, maybe has 30 years old?", shrugged Maria.
Then the camera turned to Arc pool dancing on slow motion while confetti was falling from the ceiling
"My what a guy!", the girls and Jaune sang at the time, "It's
"Arcpoooool!", the girls sang
"Meeeeeeeee!", and Jaune finishes the song, then turns to the screen for a last time,
"So, did you guys like it?"
"It was okay I guess?", Ruby shrugged.
"I liked it! except for the parts you were hurt", replied Yang
"At least you didn't sing so awfully this time", groaned Weiss
"No comments", Said Blake.
"It was funny!", cheered Nora
"I didn't like it too much", said Pyrrha
"Same", nodded Ren.
"I still didn't get the unicorn part", said Sun
"I never liked violence, but meh, it was fun", shrugged Maria
"In general, it was good", said Qrow
"I knew you guys would love it! well, gotta go, see ya!", and then Arcpool leaves the bar, with the girls following him behind while leaving the rest of the bandits on the floor.
"Hey! who's gonna help clean this shit up?!", yelled Junior.
"Not it!", Replied Jaune before leaving the bar
"Ahh f*cking perfect!", groaned Junior before the video finished and the screen turned black.
"Well, that was… I don't know how to call it", sighed Winter.
Meanwhile Weiss growled, "Can we at least have a normal video for once?"
then suddenly, a purple conch shell magically appeared on Weiss' hands
"...What the hell?", said Weiss.
"Is that a conch shell?", asked Pyrrha.
"Wait, I saw one of those in a cartoon!", yelled Ruby as she stood up and grabbed the conch shell, "It's not an ordinary conch shell, it's the magic conch shell!"
"And what does that thing?", Blake asked.
"You can ask things to it and if it says yes they magically appear!", Ruby replied.
"Ooh! Can I try?", Yang said as she grabbed the conch shell, "Hey conch shell! Where the hell are we?"
"No.", said the conch shell.
"It just replies Yes or No questions, Yang", said Ruby.
"Well… Hey conch shell! Can you bring us to Jaune?"
"No", replied the conch shell
"Well you're not helping at all", growled Yang.
"I wanna try!", Said Nora as she stole the conch shell from Yang's hands.
"Hey!"
"Magic Conch shell! Can I ask for a premium deluxe potion of pancakes with syrup and cream with sweet sprinkles?!"
"Yes"
Suddenly a plate of pancakes appeared floating in front of Nora
"Yay!", Nora cheered as she dropped the conch shell and grabbed the plate.
Ren sighed as he stared at Nora devouring the pancakes.
"Oh I want to ask too!" Ruby said as she picked the conch shell up, "Hi conch shell! Can I ask for some cookies?"
"No", replied the conch shell
"Aww!", she pouted, "At least can I have some strawberries?"
"Yes", then a plate of strawberries with a little of whipped cream appeared.
"Thank you!", said Ruby as she grabbed the plate with one hand.
"Are you really asking for food? There's a fridge already!", Exclaimed Blake.
"Silly Blake! Do you think a simply fridge can handle the awesomeness of this pancakes?!", Said Nora.
"This is ridiculous! give me that!", Weiss grabbed the conch shell from Ruby's hand, "Let's see; this thing appeared when I asked when are we are going to see a normal video."
"No"
"Well looks like that's your answer", grinned Yang.
Weiss groaned, "Are we really condemned to watch dumb video about Jaune?"
"Yes"
Qrow scoffed, "I like her voice, she sounds so bored"
"Looks like you have experience with bored women around you", smirked Winter as Qrow narrowed his eyes.
"Can we at least know where Jaune is?", asked Yang.
"No"
"Well that's a bit rude", said Blake, "So what are we going to watch now? More musicals?"
"Yes"
"Are you serious?", groaned Weiss.
"Yes"
Nora laughed as she grabbed the conch shell, "Oh this is funny! Hey conch shell! Can we watch a video we're jaune doing a musical video?"
"Yes"
"Wha-", said Weiss before the screen turned to static once more.
Video suggested by HCMatos, said the screen before music started to play.
"I don't like you T-series, nothing personal kid"
"Is that Jaune's voice?", Wondered Pyrrha.
"Ooh! Is he going to rap?", Sun said excited while the rest of his team watched the screen with interest.
Then the screen turned to Jaune, with a long blonde bear, sunglasses, looking at the sea on a beach while he was crouched down.
"But I must go all out, just this once", said Jaune before the camera cut to Jaune in front of a house.
"Boobs or vegana, whichever will it be?", Jaune sang, "Sit the fuck down! T-series, I'm here to spill the real tea!"
"Oh! I like how this is beginning", said Sage.
"T-Series?", asked Ruby while eating her strawberries.
"Maybe it's a opposite band?",suggested Yang.
"Ooh! Criminal Jaune! I like it!", giggled Nora while eating.
"You tryna dethrone me from spot number 1, but you India, you lose! so best think you haven't won, when I'm through with you, we're gonna be completely f*cking done!"
"India? What's that?", asked Yang.
"Maybe another country we don't know yet", replied Winter.
"Cause we've only just begun, I review you!", he clapped 2 times as the background changed two times, "Zero, bye bitch gone!"
"Oh, so this is what young people likes to listen today…", Taiyang examined.
"Video has decent editing, you have to admit it". said Qrow.
"I don't like the song", grumbled Glynda.
"So, come on T-series, looking hungry for some drama, here! let me serve you bitch lasagna!"
"Bitch what?", Blake raised a brow, thinking she must have heard Jaune wrong.
"Bitch lasagna! Bitch lasagna! T-series aint nothing but a bitch lasagna!"
Weiss facepalmed, while Ruby, Yang, Nora and incredibly Pyrrha were enjoying the song.
"Bitch lasagna! Bitch lasagna! Look at T-series they just crying for their momma!"
"Bitch lasagna! Bitch lasagna! T-series aint nothing but a bitch lasagna!"
"I like this chorus", chuckled Sage, and the rest of SSSN nodded in agreement-
"Bitch lasagna! Bitch lasagna! T-series wet themselves in their pajamas!"
"So who the hell is Bob and why you wanna kiss him? Ew!", sang Jaune, making a disgusted face.
"I'm a blue eyes dragon while you're just dark magician! Oof!"
"That was good…", whispered Whitley.
"You got a fifth of the population in your nation but I got 9 year olds of worlds, so hold your defecation! oops!"
"Ew", said Winter disgusted.
"9 year old kids?", asked Pyrrha.
"I don't think he's talking about a criminal band", noted Ren
"Then what he is talking about?", asked Ruby.
"Motu Patlu! What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?! your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community!"
"Oof! that was a good one", chuckled Scarlet.
Meanwhile Whitley was looking at the screen with a smile on his face.
"No papa, no papa, yes papa, Jauney! Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this f*cking party with some-"
"Oh, here we go again", chuckled Qrow.
"Bitch lasagna! Bitch lasagna! Look at T-series they just crying for their momma!"
"Bitch lasagna! Bitch lasagna! T-series aint nothing but a bitch lasagna!"
"Bitch lasagna! Bitch lasagna! Look at T-series they're just wetting their pajamas!"
"Bitch lasagna! Bitch lasagna! T-series aint nothing but a bitch lasagna!"
"You've got a population of 1.32 billion, but most your videos can't seem to hit even a million! SUB BOT!", Jaune shouted to the sky before the video ended.
Almost all the male population, with exception of Ozpin and Ren, clapped at the screen.
"Ugh, Rap, I never like that kind of music", said Winter.
"I heard this kind of songs a couple of times and are enjoyable, but only when they don't insult too much", said Maria.
"It wasn't so bad", shrugged Ozpin, "Though, I didn't understand some things about the video"
"Mhmm…", Blake grabbed the conch shell, "Hey, if you are listening, can you bring Zeta to us?"
"Yes"
and suddenly a portal was opened in front of the screen.
"Hey, I heard my name, what happened?", said Zeta as he got out of the blue portal that appeared from nowhere. on his hands there was an opened notebook that was slowly being closed as Zeta was entering to the cinema theatre.
"Hey, what's with the portal?", asked Yang.
"I don't know, you tell me", then he noticed the conch shell, "Oh, you have that thing… Oh well, it's not like it is a dangerous thing..", he muttered, "So, what you guys want? I was working on something."
"Well, we actually have some questions about the video we just saw", replied Pyrrha.
"And what did you saw?", asked the young magic man. Ren pointed to the screen were there was a the title of the video, "Oh! It's Jaunediepie!"
"Jaune what?", asked Ruby
"Ohh! does he make pies?", asked Nora.
"Sorry Nora but no, it's just the name of his youtube channel"
"Youtube channel?", repeated Winter.
"Yup, is the platform where you have been watching video all this time", explained Zeta, "People from all around the world makes their own channels and uploads videos; if the videos of a channel are popular and liked, there are more chances people subscribes to that channel; Jaunediepie is the channel that has most subscribers in the world, or well, it was, until T-series appeared."
"T-series is another popular youtube channel then?", asked Ozpin.
"T-series is a cinematographic company from a country called India, and they have a channel where they upload trailers of their movies and other things that I really didn't care to know", He sighed, "In summary, Jaunediepie had a battle with T-series, and Jaune made a diss track for his campaign against this other channel that was threatening to steal Jaune's spot of being the channel with most subscribers. "
"And what happened? Did Jaune win?", asked Neptune.
"And how many "Subscribers", had this Jaune and this T-series?",
"Ehhh I think not; he made another video congratulating T-series but I didn't watch it, and I think they were in 92-95 billions?"
"95 billions?!", Ruby yelled.
"That's almost the population of Vacuo", whispered Sun.
"Yeah well", Zeta yawned, "it's not very important, the competition finished a time ago, the meme of subscribing to Jaune is still around I think.", he shrugged, "Alright, if that's everything you wanted to know I'm going to return to-"
"Wait!", shouted Ruby before Zeta could ever look at the portal, "Can you at least bring our Jaune to us?"
Zeta sighed, "Eh guys, I'm sorry but, Jaune is talking with someone right now in another part?"
"What? Didn't you say he was around here?", asked Pyrrha upset.
"Yeah, but when you were watching the video a mate of mine asked me to talk with Jaune on private", Zeta said simply with a smile.
"Who is this mate of yours?", Blake asked cautiously.
"Eh you know, a wom-"
Suddenly Zeta was grabbed by the collar of his coat and was lifted on the air
"What kind of woman?", said hollowly the five girls while Weiss and Yang were lifting Zeta on the air.
"Oh shit, he did it!", gasped Sun.
"What's happening?", Sage asked.
"They're jealous", Neptune said, "I saw that once, it was terrifying!"
"Oh my god this reminds me of Summer and Raven…", whispered taiyang.
Qrow facepalmed, then he stood up, "Alright girls I think it's time to stop"
Zeta made a signal to stop to Qrow, "It's okay, Qrow, I think I deserved that for pranking them"
"Wait, so it's a prank Jaune is with another woman?", asked Blake.
Zeta rolled his eyes, "It's not a woman, girls"
The girls relaxed at the comment, making Yang and Weiss to let go of Zeta and put him down.
"It's a feminine spirit!"
suddenly Weiss lifted Zeta again, "That doesn't make it better!"
"It's a ghost, Weiss, why ghost would be interested on boys?", argued Zeta.
"I hate to admit it but he has a point", sighed Yang.
"It's still a woman", growled Weiss, "Why didn't you tell us before you put all those stupids videos about Jaune?"
"First, are suggested videos, I didn't put anything", said Zeta, "And second, She asked me like 1 hour ago and told me she wanted only to show something to Jaune so I let it pass", he shrugged.
"Can you bring us to where Jaune is with that ghost, please?", said Ruby.
"Hmmh… I still need to finish some work, so I doubt I can accompany you. However, I can let you enter to the realm Jaune is with Lilith so you can meet again"
"So her name is Lilith huh?", Weiss repeated cautiously as she let go of Zeta again.
"Oh, can we join too?", asked Nora as she grabbed Ren's hand and lifted it. Ren simply sighed before shrugging.
Zeta shrugged, "Eh sure, why not, after all you are closer friends with jaune", Zeta turned around and closed the portal, just to open a new one where a green forest was visualized, "You can enter now; remember to always stay together and ring that conch shell with you, it will be of help"
"Wait, where are they going?", asked Taiyang.
"Ah don't worry Taiyang, it's a just a safe park, a bit big though, but nothing you have to worry, trust me", assured Zeta.
"Can we trust him Ozpin?", whispered Glynda.
Ozpin shrugged, "What kind of evil god would let being lifted by two angry girls? I don't think he's evil, I think he just really want us to have some fun"
Glynda wasn't entirely convinced, but prefered to stay quiet.
"Oh! Adventure!", Nora said as she jumped to the portal.
"Nora!", Ren said annoyed as he went after his best female friend.
"Eh, are you sure it's safe there? We don't have our weapons", noted Blake.
"It's just a park, trust me, the only thing you will see is Jaune"
"What does that mean?", Ruby asked.
"Just enter and you will see", replied Zeta before turning to the rest of the public, "While they will be looking for their friends I'll let you something to enjoy the wait; Oh, and Maria, I found the chapter you wanted to watch before I teleported you here, So I'll put it on the screen once I close the portal"
"Aw thanks, magic kid", smiled Maria.
"I have a name"
"I know"
Sun groaned, "Great, a soap comedy, that's the only thing I needed to see today..."
"How bad it can be?", asked Neptune.
Team RWBY and Pyrrha entered to the portal, and when Zeta closed it, he disappeared as the screen turned to static and a new video started, where cliche romantic music was being played and the title of a program was being shown in the screen, surrounded by lots of roses and white lilies.
"Well, here we go again", sighed Taiyang.
"I'll need more alcohol for this one", groaned Qrow while the episode started.
To be continued...
Ah yeah, this took me a while, sorry, it just that I was writing other chapters too. I know that I just did one part of the suggested videos that the the two users wrote on the review section, but don't worry, I'll put them in the next chapter, that's why is the part one on the title.
Remember, if you want to suggest videos and appear in the story as well, you have to: suggest something that is not an anime or a movie, you can suggest only three videos, and that are videos that come from only youtube.
The videos that were used for this chapter were Deadpool the musical- Beauty and the Beast "Gaston" Parody and bitch lasagna from Pewdiepie.
Well, I hope you enjoyed this chapter, let a favorite and a follow, that would make me happy, and see you next update!
