I forgot about this for the longest time. Thanks to Kishu-san for reminding me!
So I went immediately and I'm going to post the rest of it. well, probably. I might not be able to-
Oh, you know what?
While it's today, there are some things I need to mention whether or not they coincide with this fanficiton.
A great big huge HAPPY BIRTHDAY to two people I hold dear- my sister Paige and my friend Dianna. (Shashuko the paisley maiden) you guys have a great day!
Anyway, disclaimer, I don't own this, blah blah blah, read it now.
Kish was crazily ecstatic during the few moments while he was caught between time space continuum, and he popped into the alien base with a big grin on his foolish face.
"I caught a naughty kitty!" he called to his friends, Pie and Tart.
(Interesting note on tart: pudding's nickname for him is different in French, English and Japanese. XD!!!)
"Pudding!" gasped tart, blushing and pulling back slightly from the plate of goldfish he'd been experimenting with.
"Pudding?" gasped Kish, looking down at his hostage and groaning.
"Tar-tar!!" Squealed pudding.
"Tar-tar?" asked pie incredulously.
"See, even tart's got a girlfriend!" Kish complained.
"Do not!" Tart huffed.
"Pudding's better than nothing," Pie stated. "Put her in the cage you prepared for Ichigo."
"But where would I put Ichigo!" Kish pouted, dropping Pudding.
"Use your imagination." Pie said.
"Ouch!" Pudding squealed. "I bumped my head!!"
"You okay?" Tart asked tentatively.
"Yup!" grinned pudding. "You're so sweet!" And she promptly walked over and hugged him.
Kish and pie started laughing, and tart pushed her away. "Don't do that." He said, blushing a deep shade of scarlet.
"Why not?" Pudding said. "Mon says hugs make everyone feel better!" And she spread her arms wide, as to indicate all the people that would feel better if they had a hug.
But tart thought she was going to give him another hug.
Not that he minded her hugs; it was more the embarrassment factor.
So he stepped back and said, "Aliens don't do hugs."
"But I've seen Kish hug Ichigo!" Pudding countered.
"Yes, but Kish is strange." Pie butted in. "now be a good little monkey and scurry of to your cage." He indicated the large cage in the corner of he room.
"'Kaaay!" Pudding scampered happily into the cage, and was locked in before she realized what had just happened.
"Wait a minute!" she said. "Why'd I have to go in here?"
"Cuz you're not supposed to give aliens hugs." Tart stuck his tongue out at her.
Pudding stuck out hers right back.
This turned into a face-making contest of sorts.
Kish got fed up with is about 1 minute later, when Tart had his ears bent down and his eyes crossed and pudding had bent her eyes and stuck out her jaw.
"Will you stop that!!" he thundered.
"Aww, Kish you ruin everything." Tart pouted, completely forgetting why they had been making faces.
"Kish, can you go and deliver a message for me," Pie said quite suddenly. "It's too your sister, I heard she was on the run from the Interpol again."
"Probably." Kish smirked. "Wait a minute! How are you in touch with my sister!!"
"I've helped her out of a few tight squeezes with annoyed aliens from stronger races."
"Man, you have influence." Kish mumbled, grabbing the scroll pie had held out. In a moment, he was gone.
Now, it's time you had a small lesson on Kish's "Sister." She is not in the book, anime or even made up by Ikumi or Yoshida. My friends Dianna (Shashuko the paisley maiden) made her up, and Dianna gets full credit. But I use her a lot, because she is an extremely fun character. She loves taunting her brother, is often on the run from the police purely because she annoys them, (she's really good at annoying people) every once and awhile she'll narrate something out loud, and most exceptionally, she can often read minds. Of course, with every new fan fiction I do with her in it, the other aliens don't know his until she tells them. I love writing their reactions.
She also, once and a while reads memories. But to do this, she has to bring bother her fingers and thumbs up to her forehead in L position. (Ever heard All star by smash mouth? Similarity to lyrics is completely coincidental.) Anyway, I shall drag her into the story because I just love writing about her. Thank you, Dianna!!
Oh yes: and she fights with her brother a lot, and they attack each other using alien moves. Example: Pie can do his "blade of thunder" and Tart's got his "Bolt of lightning." As far as I know Kish just has his knives, but that's not the point. Don't be alarmed if Croissant seriously hurts Kish or visa versa, they keep antidotes nearby. (Smart aliens.) They actually have the whole sister-brother I hate you but I love you sort of thing. They don't show it but they do like each other.
Ah yeah and by the way her name is…
"Croissant!" bellowed Kish. "Get your bony butt down here!"
"Make me, fat lip!" Croissant stuck her tongue out from behind her bedroom door, located on a floating panel above Kish. It was a shame Kish couldn't see through solid material, thought croissant smugly.
"You asked for it!" Kish growled, grabbing his knives and slashing a hole through her door.
"Hey!! Croissant stuck out her lip. "You're paying for that!"
"Pay for this!" and he threw his knife just to the left of her.
She dodged, of course, only to find herself in a collision course with a second knife. She teleported behind Kish and conked him on the head with the butt of his own knife.
"You never could keep up with me," she said, strutting about in the air like a rooster.
"Aw, shut up." Kish scowled, and threw the scroll at her.
"What's this?" Croissant mumbled, snagging the scroll out of midair.
Kish watched her expression as she read it.
Her face went from surprised, to shocked, to and evil grin.
Oh no.
"We're gonna have a lot of fun over the next few decades, bro," she giggled. "A lot of fun."
Kish groaned. That letter had better not have said what he thought is had said.
"Oh, it does, Kish, it does." Murmured croissant happily to herself.
"Wuzzat?"
"Oh, nothing." Sang Croissant as she skipped off (yes, while floating) to go pack.
"Why'd you have to ask croissant to stay?" whined Kish, rather immaturely.
"We need some one to watch over Pudding, of course." Pie answered coolly.
"Tart could've done it." Kish complained, flopping himself down on to a levitating cushion.
"Tart is as immature as you." Pie sighed.
"Then he could've done it." Kish pouted.
"You misunderstand me." Pie smirked.
"Hey!"
"Where is Tart?" Asked pie, looking around slightly.
"Watching pudding from behind a chair over there. She totally knows he's there." Kish pointed to Tart, who was crouched behind a large chair, peering at pudding indecisively.
"Just go and talk to her." Sighed Kish, teleporting to behind tart.
"But she'll think I'm soft."
"You ARE soft." Kish snorted, and pushed him from behind the chair.
"P-pudding!" stuttered the now exposed Tart, thinking franticly of what to say.
"Yes, Tart?" Asked pudding, cheerfully expectant.
"Um, um…" Tart searched his mind. What did humans say for conversation? "Uh, nice weather we're having, isn't it?" he finally spluttered.
"I can't see any weather from inside this cage." Pudding said without a smile.
"Harsh." Whispered a voice in Pudding's ear. "He just wanted to talk with you."
"What? Who!" Pudding started.
"Hssshhh!!" Croissant whispered. "I'm invisible, in your cage."
"Oh." Pudding smiled happily. "I thought you were a ghost."
"Never said I wasn't." Croissant teased.
Pudding screamed.
"What's wrong!?" Tart gasped. "Are you okay?" was it something he had said?
Pudding started shifting franticly around in her cage, trying to get away from the 'ghost'.
"Stop wiggling!" hissed croissant, getting smushed against the side of the cage. She was invisible, but not invincible. And she was solid. "I'm not a ghost!!"
"Oh." Pudding stopped wriggling and smiled again.
Tart was utterly confused. Was Pudding going crazy?
"Act like I'm not here, okay?" explained Croissant into Pudding's ear.
"Okay," Pudding whispered. Then she said, rather loudly, "There's no one here!"
"What?" Tart was taken aback. "I'm here!"
"I know!" Pudding smiled that killer smile. "And I'm glad!"
"Good job! Way to real him in!" Celebrated croissant quietly, so only pudding could hear. "Now settle down and look up at him, ask him something, like what to do in the cage. No, get him to bring you something to eat, tell him you're hungry."
Tart watched curiously as Pudding sat down and stared up at him with luminescent eyes. "I'm hungry," she said, "Can I have something to eat?" she stared at him intently, waiting for the reply.
"O-okay." Tart gibbered. "I'll go see what we have." And he floated incoherently away.
"YES!YES!YES!" Croissant hissed, and pudding listened. "When he gets back, ask him if he wants any of what he brought you!"
"Kay!" Pudding answered obediently. This game was fun!!
Tart came back with a peanut butter banana sandwich. He set it down in front of pudding, but outside the cage. He dared not go in.
Pudding's eyes lit up at the sight of the sandwich. She realized how hungry she was, and grabbed at one of them. She took a big bite and chewed contentedly.
Tart watched her almost fondly.
After a few bites, Pudding realized she'd forgotten the advice she'd been given. Tart was still there, though. "Tart?" she asked, watching him for a response.
"Yes?" answered Tart.
"Do you want some?" pudding indicated toward the sandwich he had brought her.
Tart looked at her. She was smiling innocently at him. "Okay." He smiled slightly and reached down to take a piece of sandwich.
The two shared the peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Kish watched jealously from behind a chair. He wanted so much to share a moment like that with Ichigo, but she had different thoughts. She would rather share something with that other man.
He sighed and sank back further behind the chair, looking away.
Croissant materialized in front of him.
"Don't tell me you have the hots for pudding." She snorted.
"No!" Kish defended himself. "I like someone else."
"Yes, I know. You told me last week, and the week before that, and the week before that." Croissant teased him. "Ichigo this, Ichigo that."
"Shut up, Croissant." Mumbled Kish.
Croissant frowned. "Lightened up, bro. There are more fish in the sea."
"I don't like Fish."
"It's a human saying, Kish. It means don't linger on a lost girl, go find yourself a new one." Croissant explained.
"How does that relate to fish?"
"Now you're being stupid."
"Whatever you say." Kish rolled his eyes. Croissant and her inexplicable human sayings. Fish, honestly. Girls were much better than fish.
"Glad you think so." Croissant said sarcastically, staring at him skeptically.
"What did I say!?"
"Nothing, you said nothing." Croissant assured him.
There you go. Review, or read the rest and then review. or don't review. it's not like I can imperius you into clicking a button and typing a word or two. Although if I would if I could.
