Hiiii sexxxxxiiiiiees ; ) Rin's kicking some hot smoking ass! BABEH!

Today's tomorrow already. I don't have a clue if I already posted the last chapter, but I do some awesome shit in my sleep!

. . . Okay, okay, I woke up in the middle of the mofucking night and found that my asshole of a brother already updated it for me. I'm telling you, that bitch COULD be nice.

Wonders of Chocolates: ACTUAL AUTHOR: LOL That'd be the cutest thing ever! : D I don't think Oliver's the type to get back at someone (especially at Piko, LOL) But he's willing to fight forever for the people he loves! Fine, I've to admit I'm QUITE grateful. Ish. Shittingly, though, my fucking brother does more useless crap than helping me. Here's the story prototype! And thanks for taking your time to review! Here's a box of chocolates (BLUSHES A BIT) Take it or leave it (STUBBORN)

Tokioo: TRUE TRUE, TOKIOOOOOO! XD But we're not gonna talk about that shet (I hack his laptop most of the time OwO) And thanks for taking your time to review! Here's a box of chocolates (BLUSHES A BIT) Take it or leave it (STUBBORN)

Spectra Prime: LOL Doubt he knows how to though! And thanks for taking your time to review! Here's a box of chocolates (BLUSHES A BIT) Take it or leave it (STUBBORN)

UbErDuDe: Cool name, haha. EVERYBODY LURVES RINNY'S CUSSING! BOO-YAH! (Okay, maybe not EVERYBODY.) And thanks for taking your time to review! Here's a box of chocolates (BLUSHES A BIT) Take it or leave it (STUBBORN)

Lizway: Dammit, Len! Everything's not about Harry Potter! (GRUMBLES) H-how d'you know that? PS Sket Dance is fucking hilarious XD And thanks for taking your time to review! Here's a box of chocolates (BLUSHES A BIT) Take it or leave it (STUBBORN)

Eternal Slumber (defaq): DOUBLE DAMMIT LEN! You're sooo losing your balls if you only had them! Oliver? Isn't he that dude from the classroom who only hangs out with Yuuma? I dunno. . . ACTUAL AUTHOR: It's okay if you judge people who swear : D They're not really very charming at all. But I don't think everyone who swears is actually awful o.O I actually never really thought about it. And thanks for taking your time to review! Here's a box of chocolates (BLUSHES A BIT) Take it or leave it (STUBBORN)

Vector Zero: Ballsack! Your name STILL gets to me. I see what you did there =W= A little too perverted, aren't we? And thanks for taking your time to review! Here's a box of chocolates (BLUSHES A BIT) Take it or leave it (STUBBORN)

So here's the 3RD CHAPTER!

There was a lonely winding road at twilight.

The foggy mist surrounded the tranquil place with a thick fabric of whiteness.

Now, imagine that you're there, in the desolate streets, standing next to a lamppost whose light was the only thing that led you there, for you were unfortunately lost. You can't see anything, and you felt yourself losing your balance on the pavement as you flinched, hearing the unmistakable noises the sewer rats were making on the cesspits beneath the ground you stand.

What scared you was the fact that there's absolutely nothing here.

Nothing could be heard anymore either, as you strained your ears, hoping to hear some sign of life. Could it be that you're stranded in a ghost town?

That's quite unlikely, because you were following the right path to your destination, which is a city inhabited by hundreds of citizens wandering it, busy with works, families or other stuff. If this was just an ordinary gate town that would eventually lead there, wouldn't it be crowded with its own folks? Or were they already asleep?

That was the one explanation you could find as the realisation struck you.

Remember how you were in the forest, the fog leading you here?

The mist concealed the significance of daylight, and you lost track of time as you wandered vaguely in the woods. Even now, the white haze was too thick a blanket, you couldn't tell it's already nightfall, probably an hour or two from midnight already.

Just then, when you were just thinking on your options on where you'd spend the next few hours in, your ears were vibrating from the soft tapping ahead, unaccustomed to hearing anything at all of recent. You heard that deafening silence that stretches above your eardrums despite the faint tapping sound being so soft; that silence went through you like a shrieking blade.

Nevertheless you stood your ground, but you were shaking in anticipation. What was out there, beyond the mist that clouded her vision? Had it seen her lone figure in the form of a silhouette in the faint failing light of the lamppost?

Strangely, as the sound drew nearer, the fog grew thinner — you could now see what's ahead of you, and your teary eyes dried up from bulging them too much in surprise and keenness. You were standing on a dimly-lit sidewalk made of rocks decoratively, and the town's eerie atmosphere made the wet street look greenish, more so when the lamppost gave off that bright yellow light.

When you grasped that there really was someone out there, someone who might want to help, you felt relief wash over your body. A chance to get out of this town!

However, your self-comfort was short-lived.

The approaching figure's silhouette made it out of the fading mist, walking casually in the night for what might have been out of his own leisure: The first thing you saw was his foot step out of the whiteness, which he made wear a pair of expensive-looking black shoes. Then his long pants that reached just above his socked ankle; his arms were casually swinging back and forth, his right hand gripping a long thin crane, which you guessed might have cause the tapping noise; followed by his torso, which he put a strapping suit on extravagantly; his black tailcoat gaping open to reveal a puffy bonnet; and then —

You gasp at his face.

He was gorgeous, with the slightest hint of femininity.

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII —

BULLCRAP. This is so wrong! Fuck this! This is a bitch! You're a bitch too! EVERYONE'S A BITCH.

Rin, we're supposed to be doing a project here. . . I thought you were researching on how Edison thought of making that light bulb?

I know, I know. That's 'cause we're in the fucking libe in the first shitting palace.

What's with your Autocorrect? Haha, that's adorable.

You're being the biggest pain in the ass.

. . .

FUCKING TITS DID I JUST TYPE THAT? GODDAMMIT UTATANE!

That's . . . quite fervent of you, Rin.

I didn't say shit you nimrod.

I don't think I'll be forgetting it anytime soon.

GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS AND GET TO WORK — SHIT! I GOTTA STOP SAYING 'ASS!'

. . .

Okay, the gaylord let me have a break. (He looked like he was about to blow his cannon too.) AND BY THAT I MEANT HE WANTED TO TAKE A PISS.

YES I'M AT SCHOOL. I BROUGHT OL' LAPTOP WITH ME BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO A PROJECT. This is actually a pair project, and WHADDAYA KNOW. Uta-fucking-tane Piko. He's not bad at all, it's just that —

He misunderstands me a lot.

ENOUGHABOUTTHATBITCH.

Soooo, I was on a roll writing the beginning of the story!

. . . And then I realised that was absolutely a horrible way to begin a story. Seriously. It shouldn't be miffing SUSPENSE or THRILLER. I leman, LOOK AT ALL THE BIG WORDS I HAD TO USE.

(Damn autocorrect *MOFFING *MEAN.)

Nee-ways, d'you think the main characters should still be the adorable, awesome, sexy, amazing, brilliant, charming, cute, sexy, hot, muscular, decent, gentle, funny, sexy, seductive, sensual, cheeky, sly, cunning, adamant and SMEXY Rinto and plain ol' Lenka?

It's up to you now!

. . . Cu-rap. Len posted Chapter 3 already.

THAT FUCKER SHOULD JUST GET A FANFICTION OF HIS OWN ALREADY! WHAT DOES THAT FREAK THINK FFN IS, MOTHER. FATHER. FUCKING. TWITTER? I MEAN, HE JUST LETS OUT HIS PROBLEMS JUST. LIKE. THAT.

GOTTA CHANGE MY PASSWORD.

AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPE ALERT!

Thank you, Rin. You're being . . . NICE. Hello folks! Piko Utatane here! The most charming young man in the grade!

(COUGH-NOBALLS-COUGH)

I'll keep glaring at you like this the whole day, you know.

Why're you even doing this HERE, you psycho?

I thought it'd be fun (SHRUGS) Besides, it's nice to share your stuff in the Internet

What is this, Disney Channel? I'm almost SURE you're related to my brother, and I'm just like a foster kid who got kicked in the streets by the skank bitch who's supposedly my mother.

I'm sure no one'd want to throw a cute kid like you away.

. . .

See? You're already warming up to me. Kinda.

That's only because you're one of the jerks who actually DON'T insult me. I mean, what've I to say to that?

You're not denying that I'd actually grown on you.

PLEASE stop acting like we didn't just meet 4 months ago, and I clearly avoided you every day of that.

Sure, like you knew. Anyway —

- End transmission –

Weirdo Utatane (I dunno, in a good geeky way I suppose.) I can't believe I got screwed with him.

. . . Fuck these metaphors.

The danger's passed; he already went home. We didn't finish the project in time because we got locked out from the library.

. . . SO not my fault.

It was just that we were pressed for time!

I have to continue thinking of a good plot though!

. . . Huh? No, Piko volunteered on finishing the project on his own.

. . . I did MOST of the work, okay? And besides, he was just so persuasive! I told him we'd just continue it TOMORROW, but he just sighed—SIGHED—and was like, "Don't worry, I'll take care of this. I'll just call you if I need anything." And then we began an argument, until he pleaded me with those BIG PUPPY DOG EYES, and I couldn't resist!

. . . Stop douching interrupting someone when they're talking to someone else. Jess. I'm in my house, OKAY? I just got my ass here.

. . . AND HELL YEAH, NO DETENTION. Hehehehehey!

Dudes! There's a lottery in town that's got money screwing for 50000000 YEN!

Shit, that was one zero too much.

It's FIVE MILLION Yen.

But damn! Only bitches 18 years and above can. . .

Screw the mofucking government.

FOR NARNIAAAAAAAAA!

Imma plan for this shit. I'm bitching SURE Len'd give a millions fucks for a prize that much, so he should tag along with me.

I mean, that way I couldn't be the only one to get blamed if some shit goes wrong, right?

Bitches be TRIPPING!

So, ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION MOFOS: Should the main characters still be Rinto and Lenka? Or should they be someone else? REVIEW. . . IF YOU DARE.

ME: NOTE: PIKO IS BOTH ITALICISED AND UNDERLINED, WHEREAS MIKU'S ONLY UNDERLINED, AND LEN'S IS ONLY ITALICISED. Yeah, Piko is here! X3 Please tell me what you think! ; ) I don't think I'll be updating sooner in the future though. I'm in the middle of a week-long family reunion! Hey! SPOILER; Rin doesn't meet Piko every day. If you get THAT, you'll know ^-^ And see how Rin isn't as polite to Piko? Exactly! Also, Rin's prototype story was actually written by a delirious me. I wanted to use it for ANOTHER Oneshot, this time about Monochrome Dream-Eater, but then again, I already had ENOUGH on my plate. NOTE: REMEMBER THE REAL PAIRING IN THIS STORY! (Hint: It starts with a big fat capital letter 'T.')