Binas: Chapter 4 coming up! Here's your dozy! There is going to be a few instances where Mr. Lancer will call Danny by his first name, Daniel. This is to prevent confusion in and out of story. Mr. Lancer doesn't know Jack is Overshadowed but does know he can be bit of an idiot while still being somewhat of a genius.

Still no pairings but I might poke fun at them for jokes.


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Last time on Lost at Birth...

"Sam, Naruto, Tucker, this is the Fenton Thermos."

"And that? That is the Fenton Portal. It releases ghosts into our world whether I want it to or not."

"Actually... I need to tell you guys something."

"YOU CHANGED THE MENU!? THE MENU HAS BEEN THE SAME FOR FIFTY YEARS!"

"Hey! That's not how you treat my brother! He already gets it from Dash and the A-Listers! I will not let you do this! BELIEVE IT!"

"I guess they forgot what happened with me... This place is full of idiots."


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Jack sat in the lab slurping his soda with a fishing line inside the portal. Naruto and Danny came in and saw the mini fishing trip in the lab.

"Hey dad. What are you doing?", Danny asked.

"Yeah.", Naruto said clearly confused.

"Danny, Naruto, keep it down. You'll scare away the ghosts. It's the Fenton Ghost Fisher. I'm fishing for ghosts.", Jack said gesturing to the fishing pole, "Check out this line. Coated with a special high-test ectoplasmal resin that ghosts can't break. Quiet now. Don't wanna spook 'em."

"I still don't get it.", Naruto said, "Normally people go outside to go fishing."

Jack threw the line back in and took another sip of soda.

"Uh oh. That soda goes right through you like Sherman through Georgia. Here. Hang onto this. I'll be right back after I use the Fenton Urinal.", Jack said and handed the line to Danny before darting for the bathroom.

Naruto gave a look that said 'too much information'. The line started to tug and Danny's ghost sense went off.

"Oh no.", Danny said.

The line snapped as a dragon ghost came out. Danny and Naruto were somewhat scarred. They ran but were caught by the dragon ghost.

"I WANT TO GO!", The dragon shouted, "I HAVE TO GO!"

Naruto cringed while Danny thought up something witty.

"You'll have to stand in line behind my dad.", Danny said with a some what disgusted look, "In the mean time…"

Danny transformed and phased himself and Naruto out of the ghost's grip. The dragon swatted her claw at Danny and Naruto but missed.

"Hey dragon breath! I'm not sure what gender you are but I don't care! SEXY JUTSU!", Naruto said and transformed into a naked lady.

One thing that was learned, was in Danny's ghost form, his nosebleeds were made of Ectoplasm. At least Danny didn't pass out. The dragon got very offended, confirming it was a female. The dragon sent fire balls at Naruto and he dodged them all. A gold necklace fell off the dragon and the dragon became a ghost girl in a blue gown.

"All I wanted was to go to the princess costume ball, and my horrid mummy won't let me!", The ghost girl said as she faded back into the Ghost Zone.

"If that dragon suit's her idea for a costume, then I'm on mummy's side.", Danny said transforming back into human form, "Phew. Man, that's a relief."

"You've said it.", Naruto said.

Jack came back into the lab with two sodas.

"I'll tell you what a relief is... Darn, I almost forgot!", Jack said and handed Naruto and Danny the sodas.

Jack ran back to the bathroom and flushed the toilet. Naruto face palmed. Even he remembers to flush!


Later at school...

Tucker was in the hallways looking for a date, but luck was not on his side.

"Hey there, I-", Tucker started as he held a door for one girl.

"No.", The girl said before walking out.

Another girl came by.

"Hi! Would you-", Tucker started as the girl passed.

"Forget it!"

"I didn't even ask you yet!", Tucker shouted.

Tucker walked towards Sam, Danny, and Naruto.

"Strike three Tuck?", Danny asked.

"Try strike three thousand.", Tucker said.

"I don't know what the big deal is about going to some stupid dance. I don't need to be asked to some dance to know I'm special. I-", Sam said then stopped to seeing Danny and Tucker drool and Naruto waving his hand in front of them, "What?"

"Paulina...", Danny and Tucker said smiling.

Paulina walked before stopping then walking again. A guy drives his bike up a tree but still smiled as he sat on the ground. Another guy walked into a guy who was sitting on the edge of a fountain, knocking them both in, but both came back up smiling and her.

"Paulina...", Danny and Tucker repeated.

"Oh please! Girls like Paulina are a dime in a dozen!", Sam said.

"I don't understand why they like Paulina so much.", Naruto said, "She is the one who convinced Dash to create the Atomic Wedgie Day for me."

"How much change ya got?", Danny asked Tucker.

"Ha ha! Very funny.", Sam said sarcastically, "Just remember, you can't judge a book by its cover. We learned that with Naruto and his pranks."

"I was six!", Naruto said, "But it sure was funny to see you all react!"

"Well. There's only one way to find out. Go on Danny, go to that library and check out that book.", Tucker said.

"I can't. I get weak knees when I talk to cute girls.", Danny said.

"Oh. And you have absolutely no problems talking to me.", Sam said.

"Uhhhh...", Danny said thinking of some sort of excuse.

"Skip it! Go give your weak knees some exercise.", Sam said.

Sam walked behind Danny and picked him up under his arms and pushed him towards Paulina. He looked back before looking at Paulina and took a deep breath. He leaned against the tree.

"Hi.", Danny started, "I-"

Danny's arm turns intangible and he falls over. Paulina turns to see him on the ground. Naruto tried not to laugh.

"Please. Don't say you've suddenly fallen for me. That line is so last semester.", Paulina said.

Danny got up and started getting even more nervous.

"I-I mean, no. That's not it. I'm… I'm Danny.", Danny stuttered and his pants phased off and was now showing off his white boxers that were covered in red polka dots.

Naruto was now on his stomach laughing.

"That has to be the worst way to pick up on a girl!", Naruto said laughing.

Paulina laughed.

"A gentleman usually tips his hat but I'll give you points for originality.", Paulina said.

Sam walked over with a smile.

"Kudos Danny. You just set and all-time speed record for drowning in the shallow end of the gene-pool.", Sam said.

Paulina frowned as Sam glared at her.

"Oh no! You did not just call me shallow, did you?", Paulina said.

"If you mean, do I think I can stand in a puddle full of you and not get my feet wet then yeah!", Sam said.

"Shallow! I'm not shallow!", Paulina said.

Sam dragged Danny away with his pants still down. Paulina spotted Naruto laughing his head off at Danny being dragged off in his underwear. She walked up to Naruto.

"Hey. Wanna go to the dance with me?", Paulina asked.

"Yeah, no.", Naruto said.

"Why? Aren't I pretty?", Paulina said.

"After telling Dash to make Atomic Wedgie Days for me, I don't think so.", Naruto said.

"How do you know?", Paulina asked.

"I over heard you guys.", Naruto said and walked off.


Next day...

Danny was at his locker pulling out some books. Tucker was getting really bad ideas in his head. Naruto was struggling to open a locker that eh thought was his.

"Thanks to you I now know the quickest way to a women's heart: Clean boxers.", Tucker said.

"Really?", Naruto asked.

Naruto imagined a chibi version of himself pulling down his track suit's pants and showing off his green boxers that were covered in orange branches. He becomes surrounded by ladies instantly with hearts floating from them.

"That is a ridiculous thought you brat! You know I can see and hear those thoughts!"

Naruto smirked and thought of Kurama being a chibi kitten in a poofy dress and a big pink ribbon on top of his head. Kurama snarled.

"KNOCK IT OFF TWERP! I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS AND DECORATED THIS CELL WITH YOUR GUTS!"

'I'd like to see you try...', Naruto thought with a cocky grin.

Danny sighed.

"Man I blew it yesterday! Paulina probably won't even look at me now.", Danny said saddened.

"You who! Danny!", Paulina said as she walked up to them.

"Or not. Hey Tuck-", Danny said.

"I get it. I'm out.", Tucker said backing before returning to his spot, "Good luck!"

"Hi you... I just wanted to-", Paulina said.

Dash came in and shoved Danny into the locker.

"To meet me. Who doesn't?", Dash said.

"You wish!", Naruto piped up as he glared at Dash.

"Shut it Uzu-baka!", Dash shouted and punched Naruto into a locker before stuffing him into that locker.

"I hate being small...", Naruto muttered.

Dash turned to Paulina.

"Dash Baxter, all-star quarterback and school. I'm also-", Dash said but was cut off by Danny turning invisible and phasing out of the locker, leading to him accidently overshadowing him.

"In Dash's body?", Danny said with his own voice.

"Excuse me?", Paulina asked.

"Right. Of course. I'm also president of the Casper High geek club and I have every toenail I've ever clipped. Wanna see 'em?", Danny asked.

Naruto snickered from inside the locker.

"No.", Paulina said.

"Well, then you should get to know Danny Fenton. He doesn't scrub his mom's feet every night like I do.", Danny said and used Dash's body to grab Paulina's foot.

"EW! Get lost loser!", Paulina cried.

Naruto was now laughing inside the locker.

"I should have done something like that a long time ago!", Naruto said.

Danny phased out of Dash and went back into the locker while remaining invisible.

"Why do I suddenly feel like scrubbing my mom's feet?", Dash asked walking off.

Paulina opened the locker that Dash shoved him into, and Danny tumbled out with the necklace falling out of his backpack.

"We have to stop meeting like this.", Paulina said, "Oh my gosh! What is that?"

Paulina picked up the necklace in awe.

"That? Oh, uh, it's a... a, do you like it?", Danny asked.

"It's beautiful!", Paulina said.

"Hey, that's great! Because I got it for you."

"Really?"

"Yeah. In case I got the nerve to ask you to the dance and you said yes, I thought I'd want to give you something and that's what it would've been. It's for you.", Danny said and his pants were about to phase off but he caught them, "Whether you go with me or not."

Naruto got bored in the locker and started punching the locker door until it came off it's hinges. He crawled out stretched.

"Well you are kinda cute, and you have great taste in underwear, I'd love to go with you.", Paulina said putting on the necklace.

Danny smiled as Paulina walked away then frowned at what he was doing.

"What am I doing? That thing doesn't belong to me. It could be my mom's. Or my sister's.", Danny said.

"Bye Danny! See you!", Paulina shouted waving.

"Or I can worry about that later." Danny smiled and threw his hands in the air. "Cause she said yes!"

His pants fell down again. He blushed as Naruto laughed at him.

"If that's what got you a girl in the first place then I am gonna go try it too!", Naruto proclaimed and pulled down his pants and revealed his green boxers with orange branches all over them.

Danny shot Naruto a weird look.

"Pant-less again, Mr. Fenton. And I see Mr. Uzumaki decided to join in.", Mr. Lancer said from behind, "Third time this week I've caught you, Mr. Fenton but the first for Mr. Uzumaki... how do you kids say it?"

Mr. Lancer started flipping through a book titled 'How to Sound Hip For The Un Hip'. By the title alone, Danny and Naruto knew it was gonna be very inaccurate.

"Dropping trou. I think its time I saw your father for a parent-teacher-conference.", Mr. Lancer said handing Danny a slip of paper.

"Oh man! Our dad?!", Danny said in shock.

"Until then, here. It will help you keep your pants up and... Out of trouble with the man.", Mr. lancer said handing both boys a belt each.

"But I pulled mine's down on purpose.", Naruto said.

Mr. Lancer turned his attention to Naruto.

"Why would you want to do that Mr. Uzumaki?", Mr. Lancer asked a bit stern.

"To get a girl for the dance...", Naruto admitted.

"Then I recommend you find something less childish and stupid to do so. Pulling down your pants on purpose in public, that's if you are not in a bathroom or your bedroom, is highly unexceptable.", Mr. Lancer said before walking away.


Later in the lab...

Naruto and Danny entered the lab and saw a bored Jack.

"Catch anything?", Naruto asked.

"Boys, I couldn't catch a cold. I've been sitting here all day without a single bite.", Jack said.

"Why would you want to catch a cold?", Naruto asked.

"I'm so frustrated that I want to take out my rage on the first person who gives me bad news. Anyways, you wanted to tell me something?", Jack said.

"Well, sort of. Mr. Lancer...", Danny started.

"Mr. Lancer what? Is this bad news?", Jack asked.

Danny hid the paper behind his back with a sheepish smile but then frowned. Naruto looked ready to break out the 'big guns' to distract Jack if it came down to what he thought.

"Mr. Lancer...", Danny started and then Overshadowed Jack, "Want's to have a word with us."


Later in Mr. Lancer's office...

"Thank you for coming to discuss Mr. Uzumaki and Daniel's schooling, Mr. Fenton.", Mr. Lancer said.

Naruto sat next to Jack, who was still under Danny's Overshadowing, looking really bored.

"I still don't get why I should be here...", Naruto said.

"Well, sure. I'm a parent, and that's what parents do, uh, right?", Danny said.

"Well, there were a couple of incidents with Daniel's pants and Mr. Uzumaki doing it on purpose for trying to attract the female population for the dance.", Mr. Lancer said.

"Did Danny's pants fall down again? He studies so hard he forgets to eat. I know these things because I'm his dad, and not him.", Danny said trying to sound convincing, "And Naruto tends to mistake Danny's accidents as effective methods to do certain things like sticking your hand into boiling water to wash your hands without soap."

Naruto glared at the Overshadowed Jack for saying that.

"How was I suppose to know?!", Naruto shouted.

"That would explain things.", Mr. Lancer said.

"It worked? I mean... Of course you understand! No wonder you're Danny and Naruto's favorite teacher.", Danny said.

Naruto was about to object when Danny used Jack's body to cover Naruto's mouth.

"I am?", Mr. Lancer asked.

"We Fenton's consider our teachers to be underpaid and under-appreciated.", Danny said.

"I like your style, Mr. Fenton. In fact, I'd like you to chaperon the upcoming school dance.", Mr. Lancer said.

"What?!", Naruto asked in shock.

"Chaperon? Well, I'm not sure.", Danny said as he made Jack's face fall.

"I am. See you Friday, or, as the kids say, 'Catch you later, G.", Mr. Lancer said.

Danny, made Jack look torn and Naruto had a disappointed look.


Later in the mall...

Danny, Naruto, Sam, and Tucker were eating lunch in the food court. Danny and Tucker were having burgers and fries, Naruto was having some ramen that was from an oriental/Asian stand, and Sam was eating a salad.

Tucker looked up at a random girl passing by.

"No.", The girl said.

"So your dad is going to chaperon the dance?", Sam asked.

"Yup.", Naruto said slurping his noodles.

"But he doesn't know he doesn't remember that I made him say yes!", Danny said.

"Let me get this straight. You can just walk into people and take over their bodies from the inside?", Tucker said.

"Yeah, pretty much.", Danny said.

Tucker got an evil glint in his eyes.

"Hey, Danny. If you could control a girl for just about two minutes...", Tucker started.

"Forget it! You can get your own date for the dance, like I did.", Danny said.

"Besides it sounds kinda disturbing since you are technically talking to Danny.", Naruto said clearly disturbed.

"Get your mind out of the gutter!", Danny said glaring at Naruto.

"Does he have to take off his pants, and act like a dweeb, or will either one do?", Sam asked with smug smile painted on her face.

Danny scowled at Sam. Naruto was too focused on his ramen, and he was now on his second plate of it.

"Honestly guys, I'm glad I'm not going to the stupid dance. Saves me the embarrassment of wearing the lame dress my parents bought me.", Sam said.

"So, no one's asked you, huh?", Tucker asked.

"Maybe if I was as pretty as Paulina", Sam said.

"Why are you so down on her? So she's pretty. It's not a crime.", Danny said.

"But her being one of those who gives me nothing but heck is a crime.", Naruto muttered.

"Looks are deceiving, Danny.", Sam said.

Danny's ghost sense goes off.

"Ghost time. Can I finish your fries?", Tucker said.

Naruto put on his costume while Danny transformed. Naruto dashed to the dragon with a mischievous look on his face while Danny flew up from behind.

"Say haven't we meet somewhere before?", Danny asked.

The dragon turns around and blasts fire at Danny.

"You seriously need breath mints...", Naruto said and punched the dragon into the wall with a Chakra Enhanced punch.

"Lets try this again... Hi, I'm Danny Phantom and that's my partner Kurama. And you are?", Danny said.

In the seal, the real Kurama snarled and screamed some really colorful and gore filled threats at Naruto for not respecting his wishes.

The dragon smacked Danny and Naruto with it's tail, causing them to go flying. Naruto landed in a store name 'Victoria's Secret'. A bunch of girls screamed.

"PERVERT!"

The females proceeded to beat him up and kicked him out of the store.

Danny landed on top of a weenie cart.

"Testy. Got it.", Danny said.

The dragon started to blow more fire at Danny. Danny dodged the in coming blast.

"Sorry dude. I think you go the wrong weenie!", Danny said as he punched the dragon.

The dragon went flying with Danny still pushing it with his fist. A big blue hand wrapped around Danny and he was pinned to the ground.

"MUST HAVE TEE!", The dragon screamed.

"Tea?" Danny smiled. "Oh, good idea, coffee could make you jittery. Better yet...", Danny said and phased into the floor and out of the dragon's grip, "HAVE SOME PUNCH!"

Danny smiled and punched the dragon.

"MULTI SHADOW CLONE JUTSU!", Naruto shouted and twenty clones came to life.

The clones covered themselves in Chakra and ran towards the dragon and started barraging it.

"NA!"

"RU!"

"TO!"

"UZUMAKI BARRAGE!", Naruto screamed kicked the ghost in the head.

The dragon feel over into a wall. The necklace got knocked off into a bag and the dragon became Paulina.

"What hit me?", Paulina asked dazed then noticed the bag, "Hey, my amulet! Hey! My Fleecy Tee! The must have had it in my size! I guess good things happen when you maintain a positive attitude.", Paulina said putting the necklace back on and held the tee.

Danny transformed back into human form and Naruto took off the costume.

"Danny! Naruto! Are you two okay?", Sam asked.

"Fine.", Danny said, looking irritated. "But that's the second time we've fought that dragon. We need to investigate. How are you guys?"

"Great. If you don't count me still being dateless for the dance. Tasha, no. Denise, no. I've hit every girl in school, except…", Tucker said and turned to Valerie, who was walking by.

"Yeah, hi. Sucker, is it?", Valerie asked.

"Tucker. Or Tuck. Or Tuckerino.", Tucker said.

"Which one ends with no? Which, by the way, is my answer, unless something happens in the next five minutes that makes me dateless.", Valerie said.

Kwan popped up out of nowhere.

"You'll never guess what happened. Donna said she'd go to the dance with me, so you're dateless!", Kwan said and ran off.

Valerie turned to Naruto and pointed at him.

"Your on.", Valerie said.

"WHAT?!", Tucker asked.

"Sorry but there was another option so I took it.", Valerie said, "Besides he doesn't smell like a techno geek like you do."

Valerie walked away.

"Aww man!", Tucker said.

"I GOT A DATE!", Naruto shouted, "AND I DID NOTHING!"

"I still don't know how you do it Naruto...", Tucker said, "I wish I had lost my pants in front of her..."


Later that night...

"I don't want to wear that!", Naruto shouted, "It will choke me to death!"

'And release Kurama so he can tear it to shreds...', Naruto added mentally.

"You've said it... I don't understand why you puny humans obsess over clothes when they have no importance to me..."

Maddie was trying to convince Naruto to wear a tuxedo but had no luck. Danny was putting a tie on Jack.

"I don't understand why I have to wear this stupid thing...", Jack said.

"You've said it...", Naruto said grabbing the tuxedo from Maddie and tore it to shreds, justifying he will NOT wear one, "I'd rather streak the place than be caught dead in a tux!"

"Because, its Danny and Naruto's first dance. Jack, If we're going to chaperon this thing, we have to make sure we don't embarrass them.", Maddie said and turned to Naruto, "And you mister will not do such a thing."

"How would we embarrass them?", Jack asked.

"I think it's great when you guys do anything when it doesn't have something to do with your sick obsession with ghosts.", Jazz said frowning at Jack.

"Funny. I don't even remember volunteering to chaperon the dance. It's all a vague blur.", Jack said.

"By the way, Danny. Just so you know, I'm onto your little secret.", Jazz said.

Danny did a spit take.

"What?! What secret?!", Danny asked.

"The clumsiness, the nervousness, I can't believe I didn't figure it out before! You have a girlfriend!", Jazz said with a smile.

"IT'S A LIE! I'M NOT A GHOST!", Danny yelled.

Jazz gave him a look.

"Uh, I mean... She's not my girlfriend. She's just going out the dance with me.", Danny said calming down.

"That's great! I can meet her and talk to her about ghosts.", Jack said.

"You better let her know that your family's insane now, Danny. If you marry her, and she finds out later, that entrapment. Same goes for you Naruto. I know you scored a date with Valerie.", Jazz said.

"We better go get ready...", Danny sighed.

"Okay, so I'm gonna have to dance with Paulina and keep my dad from embarrassing me and Naruto. I can handle that. But I think Naruto is good at embarrassing himself so better keep an eye on him... I wish I could make clones of myself so I could make it easier!", Danny muttered to himself.


Sam, Tucker, Naruto, and Danny were video chatting. Danny and Tucker were getting ready.

"Tie straight, shirt tucked in, unbreakable ghost fishing line tucked neatly away just in case", Danny said and walked to the computer.

Naruto was just sitting on Danny's bed in his everyday clothes, not bothering to wear a tuxedo.

"What's taking so long with that dragon research, Sam?", Danny asked.

"Alright, jeez. Here. I'm sending you the link.", Sam said.

"That's it! Medieval, ghostly legend told that the cursed Amulet of Aragon could transform any wearer into dragon form under states of extreme emotional distress or anger. That's the amulet I gave to Paulina. I must have accidently fallen into my backpack.", Danny said.

"Wait! You mean, YOU'RE going on a date with a dragon?!", Naruto said when realization hit and laughed, "Good luck trying not to become barbecue!"

"Like I said. Looks are deceiving. I'm sure you boys will have a wonderful evening.", Sam said cutting the chat.

"She really wants to go to the dance.", Danny said to Tucker.

"But she said she didn't want to.", Tucker said.

"Yeah.", Naruto said.

"We're her best friends! We should've known.", Danny said.

"Well there's nothing we can do about it now, right?", Tucker asked.

Danny smirked as his eyes glowed green. Naruto laughed as Tucker glared at Danny.

"No way! Forget it! Absolutely not! No!", Tucker said.


Later at Sam's...

The Overshadowed Tucker knocked on Sam's door. Sam opened up the door.

"Tucker? What are you doing here?", Sam asked.

"Do you think we could go to the dance together? You know, as friends.", Tucker said with Danny's voice.

"Uh. I don't know. So last minute, and I do have plans…", Sam said.

"Well, I understand if you don't wanna go…", Tucker said.

"Okay, but only because you couldn't get a date!", Sam said, "I'll go change into that dumb dress I wasn't gonna wear."

Sam went back into the house to go change. Danny phased out of Tucker with a wide grin.

"See ya!", Danny said and flew away laughing.

"That is so unfair! And as soon as Sam comes back, I'm gonna…", tucker said and saw Sam enter the door way.

Sam was wearing a pretty purple and black dress. Her hair was done nice and she seemed to sparkle. Tucker smiled at how pretty she looked.

"Come one! We're gonna be late!", Sam said.


At Valerie's...

Naruto knocked really loudly on Valerie's door. Valerie's dad answered.

"Yes?", Valerie's dad answered.

"Hi! I'm Naruto! Is Valerie here?", Naruto said looking behind her dad.

"I'm Damon Gray. Valerie's getting ready so why don't you come in?", Damon said letting Naruto in.

"Thanks old man!", Naruto said and ran into the house.

A few minutes later, Valerie came down stairs in a sparkly, short, baby blue sleeveless dress with a layered skirt with high healed blue boots.

"I'm ready... Why aren't you wearing a tux?", Valerie said.

"Cause those things choke me to death.", Naruto said.

"Well we are gonna be late so come on.", Valerie said and dragged Naruto to the dance.

"Have a good time and don't do anything illegal!", Damon said to them.


At Paulina's...

Danny phased out of the ground in front of Paulina's house. He stood on the front porch and started to practice what he was going to say.

"Paulina, about the amulet… it's an ancient family heirloom, and I need to get it back. No! That stinks!", Danny said and the door opened to reveal Paulina's dad, "Uh, hi… you must be Paulina's dad."

"If you upset her, we will have a violent talk!", Paulina's dad said jabbing his finger into Danny's chest.

"Papa! You're scaring him. Come on, Danny. We're going to be late.", Paulina said in her sparkly pink dress.

Danny took notice of the necklace on her neck.

"Have a wonderful evening, baby!", Paulina's dad said and leaned in on Danny, "I know where you live."

Danny gulped.

"And I'm glad we had the chance to chat."


Later at the dance...

"Let's get down with our bad selves. Yo, shake that thing. Hey, G. You're my dawg.", Mr. Lancer said to the crowd.

Danny grabbed two cups of punch and gave one to Paulina.

"Paulina, I was thinking. That amulet…", Danny started.

"Isn't it fabulous? I haven't taken it off since you gave it to me.", Paulina said.

"Yeah, well, about that. See, I shouldn't have given it to you in the first place, because it… It belongs to Sam!", Danny said seeing Tucker and Sam dance.

Paulina growled, sucked the drink out of her glass, and then broke the cup. She started glaring.

"Uh... But I want to make it up to ya…", Danny said and saw Jack and Mr. Lancer about to start talking, "I'll, get you something else. Something more special. Like punch! I'm going to get you some special punch!"

Danny ran off causing Paulina's glare to harden even more. Danny overshadowed his dad once more.

"Yes, Danny, what a fine boy he is. Yes, as his father, I get that all the time.", Danny said.

"Jack, you sound really strange.", Maddie said.

"Must have been something I ate. Hey! How about I get us some punch.", Danny said.

"Excuse me, excuse me. Adult coming through. I shave every day.", Danny said pushing through the crowd.

He on the way accidently bumped into Valerie and Naruto.

"Yeah, cause I see your back hair clogging the drain every morning!", Naruto said causing Valerie to give a disgusted look.

"Eww.", Valerie said.

Danny finally made it to Sam and Tucker.

"Tucker. Sam. I've got trouble.", Danny said.

"We had nothing to do with it, Mr. Fenton. It was all Danny's idea!", Tucker said.

"Tucker. It's me. It's Danny.", Danny said and handed them walkie talkies, "Sam, try to help me find Paulina. Tucker, keep an eye on my dad. If he starts talking to anyone, page me. Got it? I will try to find Naruto."

Danny walked off.

"This gets better and better with every passing minute.", Sam said.

"Naruto where are you?", Danny asked.

"Right here dad.", Naruto said, "Am I in trouble or something?"

"It's me, Danny. I need you to help Sam find Paulina.", Danny whispered and gave him a walkie talkie.

"That sounds like a great idea!", Naruto said and turned to Valerie, "Excuse me, dad needs me to help him with something. I will try to finish it as quick as I can. Why don't you find us a table or something?"

"Okay.", Valerie said and walked off.

"Danny! I've got her!", Sam said via walkie talkie.

"Stay on her. I'm on my way. And Sam, don't make her angry. I'm sending Naruto your way.", Danny said.

Danny flew out of Jack's body with the walkie talkie, leaving Jack dazed.

Naruto ran into the boy's bathroom and made a hand sign.

"TRANSFORM!", Naruto said and became a female version of himself with a sleeveless, short, sparkly, layered orange dress on with blue flats on. He ran out of the boy's bathroom.

Naruto saw Sam enter the girl's bathroom and followed her in. Sam walked up to Paulina, who was looking in the mirror.

"Hey Paulina. Nice dress.", Sam said.

"Yes. And it goes so nicely with your amulet. Don't you think?", Paulina said.

"My amulet? That's not my… Right. Listen. My grandma gave me that amulet, and…", Sam said.

"Forget it, sweetie. I'm not giving up this trinket, or your little boyfriend, Danny.", Paulina said.

Naruto was confused by the conversation. Sam laughed.

"My boyfriend? And they say pretty girls can't be funny. Danny is not my boyfriend.", Sam said.

"He's not?", Paulina asked.

"He's my best friend. Maybe that's why I was so hard on you. I didn't mean to call you shallow.", Sam said.

"What a bummer! I only agreed to go out with him because I thought I was stealing him from you.", Paulina said sadly before putting the necklace on Sam, "Here. Take your crummy amulet. I'm going back inside to dump your dorky friend."

Sam slowly started to be come the dragon.

"Shallow, little witch!", Sam growled.

Paulina turned around and fainted. Naruto dispelled the Jutsu and looked a bit horrified.

"Oh crud...", Naruto said.


Outside the bathroom...

"Paulina? Sam? Naruto?", Danny asked before entering.

Danny gasped to see the dragon carrying Naruto and Paulina in each hand. Danny transformed and flew after the dragon. They soon ended up in the football field.

"Take it easy, Paulina. You don't want to hurt Sam and Naruto. Paulina? Sam?!", Danny said finally taking notice who the dragon was.

"SHALLOW GIRL! PERVERT!", Sam growled.

"I'm not a perv!", Naruto yelled, "Okay I did invent the Sexy Jutsu but that was just to annoy people!"

"Yup that's Sam.", Danny said.

Sam blew fire at Danny. Danny avoided the fire by phasing through it.

"Whoa, Sam! Two words: Breath mints.", Danny said.

Danny flew up and grabbed both Paulina and Naruto. The dragon turned and growled, giving chase to him. Danny smiled only to get hit by the dragon's tail. He turned himself, Paulina, and Naruto intangible to avoid being hit by the bleachers. They came out on the other side next to Dash talking to a girl.

Sam lifted up the bleachers and growled, causing Dash and the girl to run.

"Now Sam! Be reasonable!", Danny said.

The walkie talkie beeped.

"Danny, Lancer's getting close to your dad.", Tucker said via walkie talkie.

"I hate to do this to you, Sam," Danny said as he flew up and grabbed Sam by the tail.

Danny spun her around before throwing her into the air. Danny looked proud before realizing something.

"Oh, man. Dad!", Danny said, "Naruto! Take care of Sam! And be careful!"

"On it!", Naruto said.

Danny flew off to deal with his dad.

"Okay dragon breath... Wanna do this the easy way or the hard way?", Naruto said smirking.

"PERVERT!", Sam growled.

"Hard way it is!", Naruto said, "This will be fun!"

Naruto formed a clone and started forming a Rasengan. After it was formed he ran up to Sam and slammed it into her. Sam went flying into the school's sign. She growled and sent a large breath of fire at Naruto, setting him on fire.

"Now I can see why Danny said to be careful...", Naruto said channeling Chakra all over himself to put out the fire leaving a few burn marks.


In the school...

"Hey!", Jack said, "Who the heck are you, and why are you talking to my wife?"

"Jack..?", Maddie said looking a bit shocked, "This is Mr. Lancer. From the parent-teacher conference."

Danny quickly Overshadowed Jack.

"Right, right. Sorry. It's just, in this light, I thought you were George Clooney. Isn't he sharp mom…? I mean, Maddie?"

"Well, thank you.", Mr. Lancer said a bit shocked.

"Now if you excuse me,", Danny said as he grabbed Maddie with Jack's body, "I would like to dance with my wife. That's what us adults do, dance with our wives."

The two went to the dance floor and started to dance. Kids started cheering for the two.

"Doesn't this bring back memories?", Maddie asked.

"If by memories, you mean things you remember that I don't, then yes. Go ahead and remind me of stuff. I'll totally agree to remembering!", Danny said and then realized that the whole dance floor was cheering for them, "What the heck..? I mean, uh, thank you. Thank you, all! On behalf of me: Jack Fenton."

Danny flew out of Jack and rushed outside to see Naruto get thrown into a tree.

"It's about time you got back here!", Naruto shouted, "I rather fight a Dragon version of Paulina than this Dragon version of Sam!"

Sam blows fire at Danny.

"I hate to say this, but you throw fire like a girl!", Danny yelled and pulled out the Fenton Fisher's line, "The Fenton Fisher. It can capture ghosts, and dragon ghosts. Way to go, dad!"

Sam blew fire as Danny wrapped the glowing fishing line around her. He pulled, and Sam fell to the ground. Danny flew down and ripped the necklace off. Sam's dragon form disappeared, leaving her back in her normal state.

"Sam?", Danny asked, "Are you alright?"

"Wow," Sam said as she put a hand to her head, "Did I have fun at the dance?"

"Well, uh. Let's just say you had a roaring time.", Danny said laughing.

Naruto walked up to Sam and slapped her.

"That's for burning me...", Naruto said.

Sam kicked Naruto in between the legs, causing him to fall to the ground.


Inside the gym...

"Dude. Sorry your date didn't pan out. Where is Paulina and Valerie anyway?", Tucker said.

"Valerie said I took to long and decided to go dance with Dash.", Naruto said, "Not only that she said I smelled bad."

"You do smell like a cooked kid, fishcake. All you need is to transform into some tilapia to live up to your name's meaning.", Tucker said.

"What did you say?", Naruto groaned turning to Tucker.

"Nothing!", Tucker said.

"You better not be lying...", Naruto said.

"Ah, who cares? Look. The DJ's still playing, and I think that there's time for one last dance.", Sam said.

"Sure! I'd love to!", Danny said.

Danny hands Tucker the amulet and starts dancing with Sam.

"Promise me you'll keep your pants up?", Sam asked.

"I'll do my best.", Danny said.

"What a second. I'm dateless, again? What does a guy have to do to get hooked up around here?", Tucker asked.

"I want to go to the ball!", the ghost girl said.

"On second thought." Tucker said as the ghost girl reached out to him, "I don't need a date that badly. Hey guys! Wait up! Can I cut in?"

Tucker joins Sam and Danny on the dance floor. Naruto shrugs and dances with the ghost girl.