16: Spelling!

Teacher: Skipper, I know you're bad at spelling. That's why I told you write down this sentence 10 times, why did you write it down only 4 times?

Skipper: I'm pretty bad at maths too!

17: George Washington!

Teacher: Now, George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it, so Skipper can you tell me why his father didn't punish him?

Skipper: Well, my guess is that it's because George Washington still had the axe in his hand.

18: Maths Sums!

Teacher: Skipper, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

Skipper: You told me to do it without using the tables!

19: Dirty!

(Skipper arrives to class covered it mud and dirt!)

Teacher: Skipper, why do you always get so dirty!

Skipper: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!

20: Easy Answer!

Teacher: Skipper, what do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?

Skipper: Easy, a teacher!