16: Spelling!
Teacher: Skipper, I know you're bad at spelling. That's why I told you write down this sentence 10 times, why did you write it down only 4 times?
Skipper: I'm pretty bad at maths too!
17: George Washington!
Teacher: Now, George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it, so Skipper can you tell me why his father didn't punish him?
Skipper: Well, my guess is that it's because George Washington still had the axe in his hand.
18: Maths Sums!
Teacher: Skipper, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Skipper: You told me to do it without using the tables!
19: Dirty!
(Skipper arrives to class covered it mud and dirt!)
Teacher: Skipper, why do you always get so dirty!
Skipper: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are!
20: Easy Answer!
Teacher: Skipper, what do you call a person who keeps talking when people are no longer interested?
Skipper: Easy, a teacher!
