Naomi: Hello one and all to another segment of Ask the Bad Touch Trio!
Romano: Hurry it up, Feliciano is going to force me to plan the wedding with him today...
Naomi: You're not even part of the Bad Touch Trio, why, in the Holy name of God and Jebus Christ would you be part of this?
Romano: Spain dragged me here, and don't call him "Jebus"! holds out Catholic Rosary
Naomi: If you're implying that I burst into flames whenever I'm around something holy, you're completely and totally right, but you need to get me a lock of Russia's hair for it to work. fangirl smile
France: le gasp How could you, Naomi? I can't believe you have a bigger obsession to that simple communist over me!
Naomi: Because between you and him, he's less likely to dump me for someone less ethnic confused , maybe another full-blooded French person, I dunno, compared to the other people I've met that are 100% of a certain race, I'm not the prettiest person ever... (_)
Spain: What's there to be confused about? You are Spanish like me! (^_^)
Naomi: On my mom's side. My dad's side is Mexican. Everytime I get drunk I pull an England... I don't know if I'm Hispanic or if I'm a Spaniard!
Spain: places Spanish flag on top of Naomi's head I claim this fangirl in the name of Spain!
Prussia: France, get the camera, it's coming back. We'll get proof this time!
Spain: Proof of what, Gilbert? airy smile
Prussia: sing-songy Nothing!
France: We only have a Polaroid... Naomi is so cheap she doesn't have a good camera...
Prussia: We can't let this opportunity go! He won't admit he's two-faced until we have proof!
Spain: Innocent face Do you really think I'm two-faced? I'm surprised; you should know me better than that...
Prussia: Damn, he caught on again...
France: sigh Well, madame, we will consider you a mutt until we can figure out what the hell you are.
Naomi: Riiiight... Let's just... crack open the questions. Our first question comes from Lilium, and she says...
Hi there~
I'm a BBT fangirl, and proud of it! So...
To France-
-hugs- I loves you! 3 You're my favorite in the whole series! I really don't get why everyone hates you, you're just so lovable! ^^ Whenever you need a hug (...or something else ;)..) I'm here for you!
Okay, okay, a question. I was in history class when I learned your name used to be Gaul. LOL. Wooooow. Why Gaul? Just... Why? XD
To Spain-
You're adorable. I can't help but smile when you come on screen :D
First question, can I have some tomatoes please?
Second question, can I borrow your battle axe? I need to use it on people who don't know where you are... _
To Prussia-
You're awesome! But you already knew that. It makes me sad because no one knows who you are in my grade, and then I have to give them a lecture/rant. I then tell them to protect their vital regions xD
My question is, what do you think of the Germancest yaoi/incest pairing? I've seen some pretty hardcore fanart...
I'll be awaiting your responses :D
XOXO,
Lilium
(PS. The first one of you to guess the meaning of the name gets a... Well, sumthin... Hint: The name is Latin.)
France: Ohonhonhon~ I do not need a hug, but I know something to do need. Winks
Naomi: And you were upset because I asked for a lock of Russia's hair?
France: But of course I was, look at him! What do you honestly see in him?
Naomi: I'm not in love with Russia. Blush Even if I was, he wouldn't like me...
France: clears throat I was not Gaul. Gaul was another Grandfather of mine, I had my grandfather Rome, who took over my Grandfather Gaul... Even if it was me, I can't choose my country's name; just my name as an individual. Just like if Naomi was a country-
Naomi: I am a country, you jerk!
France: Oh? Which one?
Naomi: Well... I'm... Xing...
Romano: So... You're Japan's counterpart from FullMetal Alchemist?
Naomi: Yep... Although I don't know if it's Japan or China, but point is I'm Xing... And somehow got converted into a Spaniard when I came over to this universe... It's... Kind of... Extremely... complicated...
Romano: This means your related to Amestris, doesn't it?
Naomi: Yes, I'm related to Germany's Alchemist counterpart. It's kinda messed up.
Spain: What did Amestris get converted into?
Naomi: ….Can we please just continue with the questions?
Spain: I wanna know what became of Amestris!
Naomi: You'll all find out when you all answer your questions.
Spain: Alright ^_^ I look forward to this. Thank you, Lilium, for having me as your favorite. Of course you can have tomatoes, there's plenty for everyone! Even for all the viewers of Naomi's Baby fic.
Romano: I'm still killing Naomi for writing it...
Spain: Don't blame her, it's the viewers who made it popular, Lovi~
Naomi: I can take him. Don't stop answering.
Prussia: We have a hard time staying on task, don't we?
France: I'm sorry, having a cute little Italian here is very distracting.
Romano: If you don't stay away from me...
Spain: Don't worry, Lovi! We only have a few more to do. Reads question again My axe is just for show now. I polish it regularly, and it's in good shape, but I don't want it to get broken on accident, I'm sorry. Your turn, Prussia. (^_^)
Prussia: reads his question Who ever doesn't know me it the most unawesome person on the face of the earth...Germacest...? Well...That's not totally untrue...Although it's not the same now that he's got Feliciano, and I really don't have a problem with it, he was my brother, after all.
France: Ludwig will never admit it happened, though.
Prussia: Oh, hell no, he'll never admit it. You don't even need to tell them that for them to know.
Naomi: She says you might get a prize if you can figure out what her name means...
France: It's the same name of the song you listen to when you hide in the corner and cry...
Naomi: Shut up... Hetaoni is sad... sniff
Prussia: I don't know a damn thing about Latin... It's all on Spain and France.
Spain: I'm not sure... Lovi~? Your language is based on Latin, too...
Romano: I'm just waiting for us to get the hell out of here.
Spain: Awww, pleeeeeeeeeease, Lovino?
Romano: sigh It's a type of flower, I suppose.
Naomi: Well, it's dangerously close to "Lily", so, maybe...?
Romano: I don't give a damn anymore. Let's just get this over with.
Naomi: Yeah, yeah, yeah, keep your curl on.
Romano: death glares Naomi
Naomi: unphased Alright, our next questions comes from OtakusUnite and they ask...
Hi!~ I'm Virginia~ The first born of America and England XD Just Kidding ._.
France: Uncle Iggy says to stay away from you. =_=. By the way can I test a curse on you? :D By the way Louisiana keeps speaking in French and I don't understand...
Prussia:Ur pretty awesome but, I got some awesome history! Hey...are my uncle too?
Spain: Hola Espana! Como estas? You're so cute! You have rubbed off on me too much...=_= I think all the little people are cute =w=. So what was it like exploring the new world? Texas, New Mexico, and Florida all want to see you...So does that damn Californian bitch! TT^TT Why does she get to have all the Vocaloid Concerts?
One more question for France and Prussia:
When Romano was a chibi, what did you guys do to him? Did you molest him or were you two being good parents? Explain.~ XD
Well that's all for now West Virginia is bugging me so I'm going to use my unicorn to cast a spell on him~ Bye-Bye~
France: Le gasp oh, no, the child is listening to Angleterre, she's going to be incredibly corrupted!
Naomi: Yeah, that means a lot coming from a guy that's in a group called "the Bad Touch Trio"...
France: Don't make fun of me, mon cher, it's horrible for the child's well being. How could she trust him?
Naomi: Just answer the damn questions...
France: Fine... It depends, little Virgin – I mean, Virginia...
Naomi facepalms in the background
France: continues What kind of curse might it be? And tell little Louisiana that I miss him and I will see him soon, I have missed that little boy, but sadly America stole him away... dramatic sigh
Spain: Little people? Que? Oh, the New World? Smirk It was wonderful. I got to conquer everything in sight; It was a wonderful time for my country, we had everything!
Romano: Naomi, he's got that look again...
Naomi: Relax, it'll be gone in a moment... It's not like he's going to claim anyone else. He can't even really claim me; my country is in another dimension.
Spain: Don't talk about Cali like that, Virginia, she's still your sister, after all, different influences or not.
Prussia: reads his question, starts laughing ass off Hahahahahaha...France, she thinks that we raised Romano.
Romano: Oh, hell, you assholes never raised me.
France: I would have, but Spain wouldn't let me have you and even if Spain did you wouldn't let me get anywhere close to you.
Naomi: Can I please ask what changed? I never saw Romano get anywhere close to you.
Prussia: I never understood why Romano is scared of France...
Romano: After what I've seen, I don't want a damn thing to do with that frog-kissing bastard.
Spain: Either way, I never "molested" Romano...
Romano: You filthy liar...
Spain: Wanting and regretting it later isn't the same as molesting or rape. And, technically, you did want it...
Naomi: Back then I don't even think it was considered molesting... You got Romano back when sword fighting was a regular everyday thing...
Spain: That, too. sheepish smile
All: Bye, Virginia! (^_^)
Naomi: Alright, next we have a question from Alina_Wolve again, and she asks...
Gilbert: I'm pretty sure west won't care. I'm pretty calm(except when I'm drunk). And how was west when you raised him?
Francis: that's it? I thought you cared about Mattie! *smacks you*
Antonio: yeah~ thank you. I'm sure it will be a lively wedding. You're going to have churros right?
Romano: *extreme puppy dog eyes* you hate me don't you? *crys* why does everyone in this world gate me!
Prussia: Alright, awesome. Hmm... Well, he wasn't nearly as stuck up back then as he is now... I don't know what happened, but he just ended up way too strict...
France: rubs cheek I do care about my little Canada, but he is his own country now, besides, he is so quiet, and it's hard to have a good time around someone who you can barely understand because they mumble.
Spain: Of course I'll make churros. It's not a celebration without churros, you know. (^_^)
Romano: I'm not part of the trio, why in the name of fuck are you asking me questions?
Naomi: Lovino, play nice.
Romano: If I "play nice", I'll die. Just like if you touch a holy cross you burst into flames...
Spain: He's right, actually...
Naomi: Fair enough... Alright, last one. This comes from Maria, and she says...
-eye twitch- Is that really the first thing I hear you say about my sister? 'She's got melons the size of my head!' WTF DUDE? -mumbles perverted dirty rotten little mumbles- Way to make a good first impression! You wouldn't want test me I know "things" - By the way did you know there's a place called Fucking,Austria? And also if you EVER mention my sister bosom again I might end up KILLING you.
~Maria
Naomi: Umm... Gilbert... I think you might be in trouble...
Prussia: Hm? Sorry, I was thinking about West's twin's boobs again. I bet they wouldn't even fit into two hands. smirk
France: She is quite "feminine", isn't she? Grins
Naomi glares at France
France: But her breasts aren't as lovely as-
Naomi: Shut up or I will beat you with a frying pan and stab you thirty-seven times in the chest while watching Llamas with Hats.
France: gulps Yes, Naomi...
Naomi: Well, there you have it. See you next time.
Spain: You said you'd tell us what happened to Amestris...
Naomi: I lied. You don't get to find out until someone gives me reason to tell them. And I don't see you giving me any real reason to say anything...
