They had been gathered again. They moved around some. Rose, Amy, Martha, Donna, and Clara were all sitting together on one couch. Mickey, Rory, Jack, and River were on the other couch. The three Doctors were stuck together on the last couch together. It was a recipe for disaster.

So basically River's couch thought it was hilarious.

The spotlights turned on. Terra and Darcy stood onstage. Their new set was a burning stone ruin.

Terra glared. "Carl, we're supposed to be on vacation." She reminded.

"I don't know about you but I'm having a lovely time here." Darcy explained it delight, flipping her hair back.

"You toppled a south american government, Carl." Terra snapped.

Jack snorted. "Amatuer! I've done that twice!"

"The people have spoken, valvata the resistance." Darcy decreed.

Terra "You pushed the resistance leader into a giant fan." The

"Have you done that?" Amy asked Jack.

"No." Jack answered.

Darcy turned her nose up. "He was a traitor and a scoundrel."

"He was trying to stop you from pushing other people into a giant fan!" Terra shouted.

Darcy opened her mouth to argue. Instead, to the disgust of everyone in the room, she 'threw-up' an arm.

"Oh my god!"

"That's disgusting!"

"How did that even fit?"

River hit Jack with a pillow. "I didn't say that!"

"You were thinkin' it." Mickey countered.

"That was an arm. I seemed to have swallowed an entire person." Darcy mused.

"That would be the hotel bartender." She deadpanned.

Darcy clicked her fingers. "Well that makes sense why my nachos taking so long."

Terra shuddered. "It was horrifying, Carl, your mouth unhinged like a snake." The girl couch shuddered as well. They'd all seen aliens that could do stuff like that.

"Wow, that sounds pretty awesome." The assassin chuckled.

"I can't go anywhere with you, Carl." She sighed.

"Neither can we!" The Ninth Doctor and Amy shouted.

"Amy!" The Eleventh Doctor scolded.

"You covered me in space whale sick!" Amy defended herself. "I was in my nightie!"

Darcy sniffled, turning her back on Terra. "That hurt my feelings, now we're both in the wrong."

"I wanna go home, we're leaving." She turned to walk off the stage.

"In that case I should probably mention that all our luggage is filled with orphan meat."

Terra stopped. "Wh-what?"

"I'm building a meat dragon and any meat won't do." Darcy explained.

"A meat dragon?" Amy asked. She turned to the other women on her couch. "Anyone see that before?"

"I saw a Jagrabelly-"

"Jagrafess." Nine corrected.

"-it looked like a dragon." Rose answered.

"Saw this giant head thing with tentacles." Martha answered. "It wasn't a dragon but it was weird like one."

"Oh! I bet none of you saw little aliens made of fat!" Donna challenged. "Or a giant mad spider lady!"

"Cybermen!" Mickey challenged.

"Vampire fish!" Rory countered.

"Oh, Jim the Fish." River recalled in delight.

"Bet none of you saw a giant lizard thing come out from a crack in your bedroom wall!"

"Stop it!" The Doctors all scolded.

"You know what? Forget it I'm not even shocked anymore." Terra lifted her arms up in defeat.

"Oh, that's no fun." Darcy pouted.

"This has become the norm for you Carl."

"I'll have to try harder next time." Darcy teased.

"Please don't."

"I feel like I've initiated a challenge."

"Carl." Terra growled.

"It's too late now, you."

"You?" Terra asked

"I totally don't know your name." Darcy deadpanned.

The Time Lords tensed. The female companions leaned forward in anticipation. The males and River watched in interest.

"What? We've known each other since you were a kid, Carl." Terra reminded.

"And what an impression you've made." Darcy complimented.

"My name is Terra."

Darcy blinked. "What?"

"I said my name is Terra." Terra repeated.

"Oh. I thought you were a man." Darcy admitted.

Terra gawked at her. Jack, Mickey, and Rory laughed out loudly. "Why would you think that?"

"Mostly the fashion sense, are you sure?" Darcy asked, much to the delight of everyone on River's couch.

"Yes." Terra was nearly grinding her teeth.

Darcy's eyes widened. She shuffled in place. "Well if you excuse me I have some pictures to delete from my computer..."

"Alright. Is this done?" Ten asked, rising up from his couch.

Terra broke character. "Well this scene. I'm thinking the next one'll start after we get pizza."

"No I mean all of this." Ten motioned to the room. "This performance. Your friend, Carl, could not have done all of this."

"Yeah." Nine rose up beside his successor.

Terra looked over at Darcy. "They don't think you're this insane."

"We could tell them about...the birthday party." Darcy grinned wolfishly.

Terra blanched. "Oh no, no, no. This is fun, this is safe. They do not need to see your birthday party."

Jack raised his hand. "I'd like to see it."

Rory did too.

Terra groaned.

Darcy squeaked in delight. She clapped her hands, jumping in place. "We're gonna talk about my birthday! We're gonna talk about my birthday!" She sang.

It was at that point, the companions knew, they fucked up.

==TADRLWH==

AN: Oh yeah. I'm getting real now.

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