Song Four

Shoot from the Hip

Heartbreak baby is half the fun,
You bring the bullets, I'll bring the guns.
Take ten steps now turn and draw,
I shoot from the hip then watch you fall.

Moira Miller

The first girlfriend. Second Year. The fiery Irish redhead who had a way with making the most dirty of things sound sweet and innocent. Together for three months although he was kissing Julie Henshaw from the year below in broom closets for a couple of weeks as well before they broke up.

Julie Henshaw

The disaster. Only official for three days. She got too cling far to quickly. And then it was over.

Anna Smith

Straight black hair and those beautiful brown eyes. Completely plain but utterly adorable. But too much of a Hufflepuff on the inside. He wasn't usually one to judge by House but Anna was a push over and he liked his girls to be a bit more bold than that. That, and after a week and a half of ignoring her wonky teeth in favour of focusing on her cute qualities, he'd had enough.

Carly Henshaw

The younger sister of the aforementioned Julie. His third year, her first. Little girl didn't know what had hit her. Tree weeks later she realised she was out of her depth, especially when her sister publicly disowned her in the Entrance Hall.

Cassarissa Armitage

The blonde and blushing second year who asked him to be her Valentine's. She was adorable and they were together for four months before she dumped him because she didn't want to stand a summer apart.

Ophelia Dixon

Thought the sun shone out of her own backside but she was a damn good kisser and pretty easy on the eye. Not to mention she did things with her hands that made his eyes bug. It lasted all of a week.

Cassarissa Armitage

Cassie was jealous, dumped her boyfriend of a month and jumped his bones almost as soon as he'd walked through the portrait hole. Another two months together and they were doing things they were sure would've got them a years worth of detentions, at least, if they were caught.

Alecto Carrow

Never again. James gave him 20 Galleons for it. Just the one kiss,tongues and all in the middle of the Great Hall at lunch. Of course, she's only kissed her brother since.

Ametta Puddifoot

Remus liked her and she liked him. He kissed her only the grand total of four times before his guilt attack forced him to admit that she was pining after the wrong friend.

Catherine Andrews

One drunken night in fifth year. She was James' girlfriend. And a game of truth or dare locked him in a cupboard with her for five minutes where he showed her just what a boy could do with his tongue. Although the way she kept moving his hands around made him think James had gone a little further with her than he was letting on.

James Potter

Just the one kiss. The Firewhisky was to blame. Oh, and Peter.

Mary McDonnald

Irritating and not really his type but she jumped a chance to snog him. Afterall, baring Lily, she was the only Gryffindor girl in their year he hadn't touched. And of course he wouldn't touch Lily, James would've murdered him.

Remus Lupin

He was sure Peter was deranged when he kept forcing him to kiss the other Marauders. And then it dawned on him that maybe Peter wanted some of the action at which point he discreetly pointed his wand at himself and vomited everywhere.

Lily Evans

It was just a peck and it was something that he took entirely to the grave. But it wasn't his fault he couldn't pass up on a dare and Lily found out sooner rather than later what a dangerous thing that could be.

Brooke Goldstein

Tall, blonde, blue-eyed Brooke. Beautiful, big boobed and big mouthed. And she knew how to use it in more ways than one. Well, once he'd had his way with her, of course. Two months later she ended it and he suddenly had a thing for smart girls.

Millicent Proudfoot

Brooke's best friend and apparently out-of-bounds although titles never were enough to scare him off. Milly became a bitch and turned on her best friend, all for a pair of grey eyes and some smooth talk that lasted no longer than six weeks.

Aria Burns

The sixth year who he only got with, to sleep with. The older girl who taught him a lot. And she was bloody hot as well.

Sophia and Serena Thicket

Identical twins. Caramel skinned. Deep chocolate eyes. How could he say no?

Josephine Bott

She'd been eyeing him up for years. And she was actually a rather sweet girl. One disastrous date later she never spoke to him again.

Isabelle Vicario

It was only ever meant to be sex. Nothing more. But he couldn't stay away. Curly haired and green eyed, smart and with just the right amount of funny. A Pure blood though who he gave his heart to, although he never admitted it. And then she did the unforgivable. She went and broke his.

Heartbreak baby is half the fun,
You bring the bullets, I'll bring the guns.
Take ten steps now turn and draw,
I shoot from the hip then watch you fall.

Author's Note: This is one of my favourite songs off of this album. I think it's fantastic and it really works with the fandom image of Sirius being a bit of a player. Nearly all of these are OCs (quite obviously) and they will feature within the canon of my fanifc Darkness Rising (lol, shameless plug). Hopefully though, you like them :]