Zelda's replies

1. From Dark-lord: Just so you know, we're having roast Cucco for dinner. Be in the hall at 5:00 sharpish.

PrincessofHyrule answers: Mmm, how'd ya know that that's my favourite?


2. From Link's_eternal_Twilit_lover: Link's mine. Miney, miney, mine. Snap, snap, you got the picture?

PrincessofHyrule answers: Good for you Midna. Good for you.


3. From Mr-Fairy-guy: Tell Link I love him.

PrincessofHyrule answers: Oh yes Tingle, I will.


4. From Purple_Picori: I'm a daddy!

PrincessofHyrule answers: Congrats Vaati hugs and kisses all 'round.


6. From anonymous: I want to post porn of you all over the internet.

PrincessofHyrule answers: Good luck finding any.


7. From Hero-of-time: Saria said you wanted to kick my ass to Termina and back...

PrincessofHyrule answers: And you care why? I do want to, but keep your nose outta my business.


8. From I'maDarkLink: Zelda, baby listen. Ruto has the hots for me but we're still together okay.

PrincessofHyrule answers: Good. Tell Ruto to get a life.


9. From KingofShadow: Go to MFF there's porn.

PrincessofHyrule answers: Midna porn? Zant, I'm not a lesbian.


10. From Guys_love_my_bust: Zelda, I just wanted to notify you that my wedding is soon and I want you to provide us with your best goat for the sacrifice.

PrincessofHyrule answers: Okay Tifa, I'll send one over.


11. From Kokiri-gurly: Why do you want to kick Link's ass anyway?

PrincessofHyrule answers: Because he got off with Midna.


12. From IWANTTORAPEYOU: Where's Link, I want to rape him?

PrincessofHyrule answers: He lives in Ordon Village in the tree house. If you see a red haired bitch there, scream at her so loudly that she goes deaf.


13. From The-King: Zelda, Duke Onkard is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.

PrincessofHyrule answers: But father, what if something happens to you.


14. From Zelda's-Nanny: Zelda dearie, the dog ate your tampons. What kind to you use?

PrincessofHyrule answers: Tampax.


15. From I'm_going_to_annoy_you: HEY! LISTEN! WATCH OUT! LOOK!

PrincessofHyrule answers: Go annoy Ruto or Midna, will you?


16. From Link's_eternal_Twilit_lover: Zelda, I know you hate me, but do you have any spare Tampons?

PrincessofHyrule answers: Even if I did I would lend them to you, because I hope you bleed to death. And no, the dog ate them.


17. From XEmoMidnaX: Midna is awesome, you suck on OoT.

PrincessofHyrule answers: I know, everyone loves Midna...


18. From Ihadtochangemyname: I had to change my name so Link doesn't know it is me... It's Ilia.

PrincessofHyrule answers: And I care, why?


19. From Skull-Kid: BRAINS!

PrincessofHyrule answers: Since when did you become a Zombie?


20. From PrincessofHyrule: Har har, I hacked into your system and told everyone you fancy Ganon.

PrincessofHyrule answers: CURSE YOU!


21. From The Hyrule Tax Company: Princess Zelda, you owe us 22,000 Rupees. If it is not paid by next month, we will have to make you work on Ordon Ranch. Thanks,

Bob Bobbington, head of the Hyrule Tax Company.

PrincessofHyrule answers: Oops... I'll send you the cash, expect it tomorrow.


22. From I_Can_Make_Crystals: I'm pregnant!

PrincessofHyrule answers: Congratulations Sherlotta!


23. From Zora_Ruto_kid: I got off with your boyfriend sucker.

PrincessofHyrule answers: Note to self, add Ruto to killing list.


24. From OutsetAryll: I baked cookies, you want some?

PrincessofHyrule answers: Uh, no thanks, I'm dieting.


25. From Zelda_Fan_Boy: Can I have a photo of you naked please?

PrincessofHyrule answers: I don't like little perverts. So, no!


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