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'Uhh.."

I'm freaking out! Holy crow! What am I suppose to say to this guy?! 'If you have my phone, would you mind if you bring your endearing booty over at my place and leave at it the gate'? Yeah, that's not gonna sound bitchy and downright weird, in fact, it sounds totally normal.

Since when have I become this messed up loony?! This is so embarrassing. And I even used to word 'booty'!

"Bella?" He sounded unsure.

He's probably living off his family's money, most guys just try to look all proffessional anyway, hiding their worthless colors.

I'm not a man hater or anything, I just don't like guys much these days after him. And this guy sounds cocky, a number one sign that he's just trying to get a hold of a good bank account.

"Are you even there?" He sounded annoyed now.

What am I going to say?!

"Oh..uh, yes. I'm sorry" I apologized.

I do not apologize but oh well.

"Well I'm glad you didn't leave me to talk to myself."

What a jerk.

"Oh" I sounded annoyed.

"About my phone.." I began but was cut off.

"I'll give to you at your house. What's you address?" He said urgently.

That's odd but it's so not gonna work, buddy. All this talking is pointless now and it's getting on my nerves.

"Where do you live?" I ask with much distain.

"I'm on Rose Street, the 1526 house one the third block." He answered.

"WHAT" I screech through the phone.

I'm going to hang myself unless I don't dig a ditch first.

He lives right next door?! What about the family there? How come I don't know he's living there now?! WHAT THE HECK?!

I feel like some higher dude is laughing his butt off at me right now. Or probably he/she/it called his/her/it's friends to laugh at me as well.

My life is hell.

"Do you do that to everyone when they tell you their home address?" He sounds pissed. Good.

"No, but I do if I don't know how my old neighbors just disappear and find out I have a new one in a house that's right next to mine." I have officially snapped.

"What?" He sounded confused.

I flew up the stairs and towards the window of my balcony. The railing was made of metal, the design was completely modern like every other house on this street, most of us prefer keeping the atmosphere in our homes light unless you're old and you live in that side of town anyway.

The previous family that lived there always made a lot of conversations with me and I still can't believe they didn't tell me! I go on duty for probably a week and they couldn't call me? Is this because of the barbeque they had? They had two kids that I liked playing with, I didn't mind babysitting them at all. I always wanted siblings anyway, I'll let their betrayal slide.

"Go to your porch." Now I'm sweating but not because of exhaustion. I'm f*cking nervous!

"O..kay?"

"Urgh. Just do it."

"Please don't tell me you actually climbed my porch. If you're some freaky stalker or something, I swear…" He's rambling now.

"Will you just please do it? I want my phone back and I'm pretty sure you're annoyed or freaked out and probably praying that you get this over with." I cut him off.

"Fine." He agreed.

I heard some noises from the other house. He's probably stomping on the stairs, and if that's his house then… I guess I can take 'Momma's boy from Loserville' off my list. Not bad for a guy who acts like a douche.

Behind the class doors shows the devil himself in some sweat pants and and ohmyfreakinggawd.. He's topless.

"Are you checking me out?" He sounded smug and he had that crooked smile on his lips. Ugh.

I noticed he already stepped out on the balcony and that it's really freaking hot that my feet are probably roasted.

"Uh.. NO!" I did not check him out. Okay, maybe I was but that doesn't mean I enjoyed it! Tsch. People these days always jump to conclusions.

"Whatever. My feet are killing me. So let's get on with it." He sounded like an A Class douche now.

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

"Oh Sir, would you mind giving me my phone now?" I say in my 'sweet girl' voice.

He raised his eyebrows at me.

"What?" I laughed.

"Here" He took the phone from his back pocket and put it infront of me.

"Where'd you get it anyway?" I asked, confused.

"Where else? The diner. You were pretty much in a dazed." He said as if it's the most obvious thing right now.

"What? No. Your weren't facing my table this morning." I say confidently.

.. Great. You just told him you were stalking him.

"You were? I never thought girls would go so far in stalking these days." He chuckled.

I said that out loud! WHY CAN'T A HOLE JUST SWALLOW ME UP?! Am I a bad person? Mom says bad people don't get what they want. I don't kill people or lie or steal cookies! Why do I have to be subjected to this torture? I've been so nice when I was a kid! Maybe I was a burglar in my past life. Oh my.. I can't believe it. I'm facing the devil, so it's obvious that I should be sentenced to death by humiliation.

Wait. Since when have I become this shy girl? I'm a kick ass doctor that doesn't take crap from anyone.

I forced myself to be come the cold hearted bitch I know I am and not let this devil get to me.

"Earth to Bella" I heard a velvety voice say.

"What?" Focus, Bella.

"Here's your phone. Take it already. We're burning up." He said shoving the phone in the air between us.

"Oh. Uhm.. Thanks." I say and gave him a small smile and went back inside closing the glass doors and went down stairs to take a bath and head to work.

Relief washed over me as I looked at my phone again. It felt like it's been gone for years. Thank glob I have it back. It has all my contacts and everything! I look at the time on my phone and it's accurate as always.

"I'll just grab some lunch outside." I say as I called my usual dogsitter to come over. I looked for her name on my contacts list and called her number and waited til she picked it up.

"Hey, Bree. Wanna dogsit the dogs for a while?" I say as my phone stopped ringing.

"Yes, Miss Swan." She says sweetly. Such a nice girl. Reminds me of me.

"Okay, dear. I'll give you a huge bonus when I get back." I was smiling now.

"Thanks so much! I can't wait to go over there. The usual?" She was laughing now.

"Yeah. Marmalade and the others can't wait to see you. You still have my key so yeah, have fun. Thanks so much and Bye, dear." I say and she said goodbye and hung up.

I grabbed my clothes from my cabinet and went to the bathroom. It's still 2:30 but I always loved long baths no matter how ridiculously long they are.

I heard my phone buzz and saw I had another text to my other 257 unread messages. They're all group messages anyway. Pft. Socialites. I can't believe people have the need to tell people what they're doing every five minutes. But I should probably see if it's work.

Bella. –E


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