IV.
"She turned around and said she knew me.
Said I told you it was a secret,
She told me she won't keep it."


TEATIME

They were drinking tea.

"Why do you assume all your children'll be sons? Daughters are just as good, anyways."

"Men are stronger."

"Women have flexibility."

"Dogs like men better."

"And cats like women."

"Men have faster reflexes."

"That's a woman. You're mixing the two together."

"No."

"Yeah."

"Fine. What we have here then is a he-she." He sipped his tea again nonchalantly. "If I ever have a kid, it'll be a he-she."

"..." Temari arched an eyebrow. "You mean like a transvestite?"

Shikamaru choked.