I ship Gasser/Beauty so hard. Like I ship Spain and Romano (I'll respect your OTP if you respect mine!). Watching Bobobo again made he remember that! *wipes eyes* Bobobo was the first anime I ever watched in my life...
Anyways, enough reminiscing time! It's time for Part 2 of Switzidusa's Wrath! Yay!
But firsttt... Thank you to CommandoCherry and Phoebe-chan for reviewing! Glad I gave you ideas for your story! NAOW we can go on!
P.S. I spell his name like Hercules. I'm not sure whether it is right or wrong, so don't hate me if it is wrong!
Chapter 4: Switzidusa's Wrath Part 2
Suddenly, Hercules realized that he wasn't in Kansas anymore. No, he was in a garden. He bolted up and looked around. Nothing was out of the ordinary. The flowers were in full bloom, their scent wafting through the air. The birds were chirping like they do everyday. Despite all of this, Hercules felt something was off. He scanned the premise before he finally realized something.
The statues look very... life like.
Hercules stood up and looked at the little cat statue that was seated on a stone bench. He noticed how detailed the cat looked. It seemed like each whisker took years to craft. To him, it was the cradle of perfection.
"What are you doing on my property?!"
Hercules turned around. Instantly, he was looking down the barrel of a gun, which was held up by an angry Swiss person. Or in this story, Switzidusa. Hercules put his hands up to show that he was innocent. "I... don't mean to... harm anyone," he said. Switzidusa looked at Hercules through his sunglasses. He put down his gun and waled toward another statue. This statue looked like a guy peeking through his hands to see a scary movie. He appeared to be wearing some clothes that did not look like it came from this century. Or better yet, millennium.
"I've always wondered where these statues came from. Of course, I've only thought about it recently. Before all of this... How you say, conflict appeared, I only cared about how much could I sell it for. But now, I wouldn't trade them for the world," Switzidusa said, smirking slightly at the statue before him. Hercules sat down on the bench and rubbed his eyes. He still needed more sleep. "And... Why is that?" Hercules asked, yawning loudly. The atmosphere of the garden was making his eyes droop slightly.
Noticing Hercules tiredness, Switzidusa hissed. Snapping out of character, he started saying things that he would never usually say. Especially in a femine voice.
"You fool! You idiotic fool! Why are you sleeping now? You know you are more vuleberable at this state. I could easily turn you into stone! I could crush you like a bug! Dead right there!" After finishing his (more like her, since that was Medusa saying everything) rant, he got a hold of himself and looked at Hercules, who was in a deep sleep.
"I'll give you the cat statue if you wake up."
Hercules instantly woke up and started petting the cat statue. For some reason, the cat statue started purring.
Even though it was stone...
Or is that a toster strudel?
"Don't you want to know where your friend is?" Switzidusa asked. Hercules nodded quickly. Switzidusa smirked. "Well, I won't tell you that until you answer this riddle~!"Hercules nodded once more; he was good at riddles.
"What's get wetter the more it dries?"
Hercules listed all the potential answers in his brain. Thie following is what he got: Never going to give you up, never going to let you down, never going to run around and desert you. Never going to make you cry, never goin to say goodbye, never going to tell a lie and hurt you.
Basically, his mind Rick-Rolled him. So, he went to extra mesures. Mesures to extra, he thought that he would never use them.
"May I... go to the... restroom?" Hercules asked. Switzidusa nodded. He mught've been the reincarnated form of a monster from Greek mythology, but he still would let you relieve yourselves.
At the bathroom, Hercules pulled at his phone and called one person he wishes he didn't have too.
Sadiq Adnan.
Now, we bring our story all the way to Turkey. Now when I say Turkey, I don't mean the food! When I say Turkey, I mean that beautiful country known for their tulips! With seas covering most of its sides and mountains barely touch the top of the clouds, there is no way one can call this country ugly.
Of course, I only put that in there because I felt like talking about Turkey.
Anyways, in the city of Ankara lives a Turkish man who goes by the name of Sadiq Adnan. He has a good life. Lots of money, lots of free time and...
Well, that's about it.
Currently, Sadiq was reading a book while drinking tea, a very British thing to do. But no one can blame him! He is reading a book from Britian. It was most likely the books infulence. Or maybe he just wanted to drink some tea that went good with this sunny day. There he was, relaxing and enjoying life. "I wish this can last forever... That'd be nice..."
RING RING MOTHAFRUKER. RING RING.
His hopes and dreams were dashed by the sound of the phone ringing.
"Adnan residence. Who are you and what do you want?" Sadiq asked into the cellular device. He heard a couple seconds of silence before he got an answer.
"I need... your help...," a voice groggily said. Sadiq knew this voice from anywhere.
"What are you doing calling me, feta breath?! Why would I help you out, kitty idiot!" Sadiq shouted into the phone. This "feta breath" was the only one in the entire universe that could get him to get this angry in an instant. Our main character! The one and the only...
Hercules Karpusi!
"If... you don't help me... Kiku will stay... a statue forever..." These words shocked Sadiq down to his very core. Kiku... was a statue? He was concerned for his Japanese friend that he had to share with his enemy (AKA Hercules). Kiku and Sadiq were close, but not as close as Hercules was with Kiku.
"Ah! Seriously, man! You should've said the before! What do you need help with?" he said quickly. He got out his trusty pencil and reached for something to write on. This item had was his book. He paused for a moment and put all of his attention on his wonderfully British book. "Why should I soil this magnificent creation of the human kind's mind? Would I be a different man if I did not? If I did?" he thought to himself.
Suddenly, his brain pushed away these awfully British thoughts. It must have been the book... His mind, learning this new information, put on "Vandalize the Book" on his mental to-do list.
In slot number one.
"-the more it dries... Thank you for... helping me..." This phrase brought him back into the realm of reality and made him realize something.
He only heard half of the phrase and...
Hercules hanged up...
Sadiq wondered if Kiku was turning back to human anytime soon.
Hercules hung up and smiled to himself. Sadiq was actually going to help him. Maybe it was the thought of Kiku being a statue that caused him to help Hercules. Whatever it was, Hercules was still happy. Kiku was going to be human! Now all he (Hercules) had to do was wait for Sadiq to call back.
So he waited...
And waited...
And finally he realized that Sadiq wasn't going to call back.
Sighing in frustration, Hercules exited the bathroom. Just to be met with a bunch of floating towels...
Towels...
It suddenly clicked in his head! The answer to the riddle was "towels!" As he laid there on the floor, he facepalmed himself. After doing so, he finally realizes that someone was there talking to him frantically.
"-you alright Mr. Karpusi? I don't want to hurt my bruders guest! Big bruder came home! Isn't it great? But you might've known that... Are you alright Mr. Karpusi?" a little girl asked in front of him. He blinked a couple of times in confusion; all of the talking was very fast and confusing. It was like she was... raving (Word of the Day).
"Can you... slow down please? All of this... is making me confused...," Hercules said (saying exactly what I said... Meanie...). After saying his sentence, he started to wonder about on important thing... Where did this girl come from? Didn't he bump into a floating... stack... of towels.
Hercules mentally facepalmed. He did it as hard as he could, for he thought he really, really deserved. "I... am an idiot," he thought.
"I-I'm sorry, Mr. Karpusi! My big bruder wanted me to tell you to come to the garden as soon as possible! He told me that I shouldn't bring towels... But I thought you might need some... Do you think bruder will get mad?" the little girl asked while looking right in his eyes. Hercules patted her head and smile lightly. He stood up and walked to the garden, leaving the girl, whose name is Lili, on the floor, relieved that she wouldn't make her brother angry.
"The... answer is towel."
Switzidusa jumped a little and turned around to meet the intense eyes that are owned by Hercules. He frowned a bit and pointed at a statue that was so well hidden that one would have look at the correct spot to see it. This statue was indeed Kiku. Except he was all pink and appeared to have little... things in his hair? Baubles? Bobby pins? Barrettes?
The author is a failure at being a girl.
"He'll turn back to human if douse him in hot water. I guess I always had a little bit of her with me as always..." Switzidusa said, "If I were you, I would get Kiku out of here before she takes over again... Well? Go! This is you only chance!" Hercules nodded a thanks and carried the statue of Kiku all the way to Japan.
Hercules can do this because I said he can. HAH.
This time skip was brought to you by fangirls everywhere! Gooooo FANGIRLS!
"Kiku... Kikuuu?"
Kiku heard a voice somewhere in head, but he couldn't tell where. Was it in his speech center? Or maybe it was in his memory complex... His hentai structure? Inventing system? Pinkithai using a thesaurus?
Most likely the latter.
He fluttered his eyes open. Sitting up, he looked around where he was. It seemed like... his bedroom? Kiku was very confused. The last thing he remembered was talking to Vash in the forest. Something about him... using his nu hankey the wrong way? That's most likely it.
"Is anyone here?" Kiku knew it made no sense to ask where he was... I mean... He knows he's in his bedroom.
"Ah... Kiku, you're awake... How are you feeling?" a voice that doesn't sound that groggy anymore said. Kiku looked toward the voice. "Hello Hercules. What are you doing in my room?" Kiku asked. Hercules raised one eyebrow and brought in a plate of something inside.
"I carried you here from Vash's place... He froze you... No turned you into stone with his... powers of Greek mythology... So, I turned you back... with the power of heated water... Any other questions?" Hercules replied. He put Kiku's food on the ONE NIGHT STAND (Hur hur hur) he had next to his bed. He sat on the edge of Kiku's bed and looked at his own feet. After several moments of silence, a single question was uttered.
"Will Vash do it again?"
Hercules looked at Kiku for a brief moment before answering his question. "I don't know... From what I get, Medusa is trying to fight control for Vash's body. Luckily, he... is strong. He can handle her for a long time before she needs to get an outburst. I wouldn't... worry about Vash for now. However, I would worry for the future. The future... is uncertain. We must prepare for it. So.. my answer to your question is yes. He will. However...
When it will be is the question.
And that was the ending! Sucky, I know. Serious, I know...
One night stand was funny though.
Switzidusa will come back. When I need ideas, of course. I'm thinking of terrorizing England, Russia or America...
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Well, I have no idea what to say... If you sneezed during this- I know Tobuscus, har har har.
Hasta la Pasta!
