1 Bits 'N Pieces Chapter Four
A(nime)V(iper): Hiya! How's it goin' so far? Any good?
Wufei: No.
AV: Why you little…*snaps fingers and Wufei suddenly gets hit over the head with a baseball bat.*
Wufei: Owww…*blacks out*
Treize: What have you done to my Wuffie-chan?!?
Duo: Uh… Treize, aren't you dead?
Treize: It's a long story. *Sits down and pulls the unconscious Wufei into his lap*
2 All: *sweatdrop*
Heero: Why do I have a daughter? With Relena? I'm gay, so why the hell am I married to that b*tch?
AV: Because! I like the thought of you being a father. You would be a good dad if you weren't gay.
Heero: How do you know?
AV: -_-
Heero: Thought so.
AV: *death glare* Well, if you and Duo found a woman willing to carry a baby for you two… It's not impossible, you know.
Heero: So, this fic could be different if I just screwed Relena?
AV: HEERO!!! Now look what you've done! I was trying to keep this fic nice and PG13, but nooo, you had to go and make it at least R!!! I can accept you calling Relena a b*tch, because most of the women on Gundam Wing are b*tches, but you've crossed a line now, buddy.
Heero: Screw you. *as an afterthought* Omae o korosu.
Quatre: Oooh! Potty mouth! Potty mouth!
3 Duo: *takes Quatre and throws him at Trowa*
AV: Two points!!
Wufei: (groggy voice)Will you please start the story now and stop torturing us?
Duo: Please?
Quatre: Pretty please?
Trowa: ///_-
Heero: Pretty please with sugar on top?
All: (O)_(O)
4 All: *dead faint*
Heero: Well, since the current author is…er…incapacitated…it seems only right that I continue from here. The fic must go on, you know.
Heero: So…
Bits 'N Pieces Chapter 4 BY HEERO YUY
Bit helped May walk out into the parking lot towards where their Zoids were parked. Kamikaze and Liger both roared as they saw their pilots approach. May smiled. She hadn't seen her battle partner since she came to the hospital.
May, clad in her usual black tank top and loose-fitting black jeans, smiled at Kamikaze and patted its nose as it leaned down to look at its pilot. Kamikaze tilted its head from side to side in confusion; May was different somehow. Then it noticed. There was a long scar on the left side of her face tracing down from an inch above her eyebrow to the bottom of her cheekbone.
The Lightning Saix rumbled softly in concern. "It's all right, Kamikaze. I'm fine," May coaxed her Zoid. Still not completely convinced, Kamikaze lowered its head so May could easily climb into the cockpit.
May leaned back in the comfortable, familiar seat as Kamikaze stood up and gently lowered the safety harness.
Once sure that May would be fine, Bit climbed up into Liger's cockpit and put the key in the ignition at the same time May did. Liger and Kamikaze roared as one as the two Zoids tore out of the parking lot like the hounds of hell were on their tails.
"They're here!" Leena shouted as she saw two Zoids, one the all-too- familiar Liger Zero, the other a Zoid she didn't recognize personally, but would know anywhere. It was a Lightning Saix, like the ones the Lightning Team had.
Leena ran out front, with Brad and Jamie in tow, Dr. Toros pulling up the rear.
Dr. Toros gasped at the magnificent Lightning Saix. It was an absolutely beautiful Zoid, with its black-on-black color scheme and sleek body frame. It was a beautiful Zoid, and he could pick out many of the details that made it different from an ordinary Lightning Saix.
They all went into the hangar, where Bit and May parked their Zoids and climbed from their cockpits.
Brad rose an eyebrow as Bit all but launched himself from the cockpit and sprinted to the other Zoid. He watched in amazement as he helped a girl dressed all in black out of the Lightning Saix's cockpit.
Dr. Toros and the other members of the Blitz Team walked forward to meet Bit and the girl with him.
"Hi guys! This is May; she's an old friend of mine. Say hello," Bit said, ginning. May smiled slightly and nodded to the scattered greetings from the rest of the Blitz Team.
"So, you're a mercenary Zoid Warrior, huh?" Brad asked. He crossed his arms over his chest and tilted his head to the side slightly.
May nodded. "And you're Brad Hunter. You used to be a mercenary too, right? I've read up on the rest of the Blitz Team. I figured I should know a little bit about the rest of the team if I'm going to join."
Dr. Toros nodded his head. "Well, why don't you both come in? Later I'll need you to do some practice battles with the rest of the team, so I can get the information on your reflexes and stamina, but that can wait until tomorrow," Dr. Toros started counting on his fingers. "I also need you to register with us, I need to check over your Zoid and do any necessary maintenance, scan its schematics into the computer—"
"But that can wait, right Doc?" Bit asked, interrupting Dr. Toros.
May arched her eyebrows at the long list. //Jeez… All that, just to join a Zoid team?//
"Ah, yes, all right then. Come in, come in. Jamie, would you mind fixing some tea for us?
The Zoid warriors all sat and relaxed on the couches in the lounge while Jamie made tea for them all. They all just sat there, even after Jamie brought the their tea, everyone just sitting in the growing silence until Dr. Toros spoke up.
"Well, May, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?"
May swallowed, cleared her throat, and nodded. "Um… My full name's Maylinne Wing Yuy, but everyone just calls me May. I'm nineteen… I've been working with machines and the like almost my whole life and I got my first Zoid, a modified HellCat, when I was…fourteen or fifteen I think. I came across Kamikaze—"
"Who?" Leena interrupted.
"My Lightning Saix," May said.
"Oh, okay." Leena said.
"Well, I bought it from Bit, actually. It was a just a piece of junk back then; the repairs cost me more money than the actual Zoid, but it was worth it."
"You bought that Zoid from Bit?" Jamie asked.
Bit crossed his arms and gave a mock-pout. "I could have sold it for a lot more…made more money off that Zoid…"
May laughed. "Bit's still a little sore about it."
"Is that how you guys met?" Leena asked.
"Nah. Me and Bit have been friends for a long time; actually, we had a bit of a system worked out. I would enter a battle with my HellCat, win, and Bit would pick up the pieces and sell 'em. Worked out fine 'til my mom found out, and told me I couldn't fight in Zoid battles anymore. I bought the Lightning Saix from Bit, fixed it up, and started entering battles with the name 'Wing'. My mom found out about that, too, and told me it was all right to fight in Zoid battles as long as I didn't work for Bit. I didn't see much of him for a while, until he joined up with you guys and piloted the Liger. I saw him on TV all the time, all the battles you were winning… I couldn't wait until you made it to Class S, so I could battle you. All of you have a lot of potential; I've seen that in your battles. You will all be great Warriors someday."
May looked around at the others, studying the looks on their faces. "Sorry I rambled on, but people do say I've inherited my mother's silver tongue."
The others all laughed a little at that, and all the members of the Blitz Team, old and new, talked for a long time, about battles fought, battles to come, and just about everything in-between.
Heero: Wow…I honestly have no idea where that came from. *glares at his Pepsi* I was you, wasn't it? OMAE O KOROSU!!! *takes gun from Spandex Space( and empties a full round of bullets into the poor, innocent can of Pepsi.*
AV: Oooh…I don't feel so good…Better get back to the fic.
AV: (O)_(O)
AV: This chapter is finished! How?! I know I sleepwalk, but sleep-type? Not happening!
Heero: I wrote it.
AV: What?! *looks back at fic* Oh…Okay, well…
Heero: I think some appreciation is in order.
AV: Heero, I am NOT going to write the story you gave me.
Heero: Why not?
AV: BECAUSE IT CONTAINS THE DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND COMPLETE ANNHILIATION OF ALL BRIGHTLY-COLORED CUTE AND FUZZY THINGS!
Heero: So? I thought you liked it. You hate brightly-colored shit, especially if it's cute and fuzzy.
AV: Oh, all right. But not right now. I've got golf tournaments to worry about, and a week-long vacation in Florida next week! When I come back, I'll be all nice and relaxed.
Wufei: Oh goody. We all know what happens when you're "all nice and relaxed". And why is Treize still alive? I'm grateful and all, but I was there when he died… How'd he come back?
AV: Wufei, of course you were there. You were the one that killed him.
Wufei: Don't remind me. Wait… Does this mean a story about me and Treize? Like he gets brought back to life, or…
AV: Oh, I'm thinking about it. Maybe, maybe not. I haven't decided yet.
Wufei: Stupid onna, tell me!!!
Treize: Now, Love, you wouldn't want to ruin the story for the readers, would you?
Wufei: Nani?!? He's in on it, too?!? Tell me!!!
AV: Patience is a virtue.
Duo: —that Wufei doesn't have.
Wufei: Maxwell! You will pay for that remark, mark my word! When I get my hands on you, I swear I'll—.
AV: Shut up, Wufei.
Wufei: Injustice!!!
AV: Well, you know what they say: Life's a b*tch and then you die.
Wufei: (Long string of Chinese curses)
All: o_O
Wufei: (Even longer string of Chinese curses)
Quatre: That's not nice, Wufei.
Wufei: Grrr… _
AV: Well… I think it's about time we ended this little chat, kay? All in favor, say "I".
Heero: I.
Duo: I.
Trowa: I.
Quatre: I.
Wufei: I.
Treize: I.
AV: All righty then! Court of the Viper adjourned! *beats gavel on desk*
AV: -_-
AV: I spend WAY too much time with those guys.
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A(nime)V(iper): Hiya! How's it goin' so far? Any good?
Wufei: No.
AV: Why you little…*snaps fingers and Wufei suddenly gets hit over the head with a baseball bat.*
Wufei: Owww…*blacks out*
Treize: What have you done to my Wuffie-chan?!?
Duo: Uh… Treize, aren't you dead?
Treize: It's a long story. *Sits down and pulls the unconscious Wufei into his lap*
2 All: *sweatdrop*
Heero: Why do I have a daughter? With Relena? I'm gay, so why the hell am I married to that b*tch?
AV: Because! I like the thought of you being a father. You would be a good dad if you weren't gay.
Heero: How do you know?
AV: -_-
Heero: Thought so.
AV: *death glare* Well, if you and Duo found a woman willing to carry a baby for you two… It's not impossible, you know.
Heero: So, this fic could be different if I just screwed Relena?
AV: HEERO!!! Now look what you've done! I was trying to keep this fic nice and PG13, but nooo, you had to go and make it at least R!!! I can accept you calling Relena a b*tch, because most of the women on Gundam Wing are b*tches, but you've crossed a line now, buddy.
Heero: Screw you. *as an afterthought* Omae o korosu.
Quatre: Oooh! Potty mouth! Potty mouth!
3 Duo: *takes Quatre and throws him at Trowa*
AV: Two points!!
Wufei: (groggy voice)Will you please start the story now and stop torturing us?
Duo: Please?
Quatre: Pretty please?
Trowa: ///_-
Heero: Pretty please with sugar on top?
All: (O)_(O)
4 All: *dead faint*
Heero: Well, since the current author is…er…incapacitated…it seems only right that I continue from here. The fic must go on, you know.
Heero: So…
Bits 'N Pieces Chapter 4 BY HEERO YUY
Bit helped May walk out into the parking lot towards where their Zoids were parked. Kamikaze and Liger both roared as they saw their pilots approach. May smiled. She hadn't seen her battle partner since she came to the hospital.
May, clad in her usual black tank top and loose-fitting black jeans, smiled at Kamikaze and patted its nose as it leaned down to look at its pilot. Kamikaze tilted its head from side to side in confusion; May was different somehow. Then it noticed. There was a long scar on the left side of her face tracing down from an inch above her eyebrow to the bottom of her cheekbone.
The Lightning Saix rumbled softly in concern. "It's all right, Kamikaze. I'm fine," May coaxed her Zoid. Still not completely convinced, Kamikaze lowered its head so May could easily climb into the cockpit.
May leaned back in the comfortable, familiar seat as Kamikaze stood up and gently lowered the safety harness.
Once sure that May would be fine, Bit climbed up into Liger's cockpit and put the key in the ignition at the same time May did. Liger and Kamikaze roared as one as the two Zoids tore out of the parking lot like the hounds of hell were on their tails.
"They're here!" Leena shouted as she saw two Zoids, one the all-too- familiar Liger Zero, the other a Zoid she didn't recognize personally, but would know anywhere. It was a Lightning Saix, like the ones the Lightning Team had.
Leena ran out front, with Brad and Jamie in tow, Dr. Toros pulling up the rear.
Dr. Toros gasped at the magnificent Lightning Saix. It was an absolutely beautiful Zoid, with its black-on-black color scheme and sleek body frame. It was a beautiful Zoid, and he could pick out many of the details that made it different from an ordinary Lightning Saix.
They all went into the hangar, where Bit and May parked their Zoids and climbed from their cockpits.
Brad rose an eyebrow as Bit all but launched himself from the cockpit and sprinted to the other Zoid. He watched in amazement as he helped a girl dressed all in black out of the Lightning Saix's cockpit.
Dr. Toros and the other members of the Blitz Team walked forward to meet Bit and the girl with him.
"Hi guys! This is May; she's an old friend of mine. Say hello," Bit said, ginning. May smiled slightly and nodded to the scattered greetings from the rest of the Blitz Team.
"So, you're a mercenary Zoid Warrior, huh?" Brad asked. He crossed his arms over his chest and tilted his head to the side slightly.
May nodded. "And you're Brad Hunter. You used to be a mercenary too, right? I've read up on the rest of the Blitz Team. I figured I should know a little bit about the rest of the team if I'm going to join."
Dr. Toros nodded his head. "Well, why don't you both come in? Later I'll need you to do some practice battles with the rest of the team, so I can get the information on your reflexes and stamina, but that can wait until tomorrow," Dr. Toros started counting on his fingers. "I also need you to register with us, I need to check over your Zoid and do any necessary maintenance, scan its schematics into the computer—"
"But that can wait, right Doc?" Bit asked, interrupting Dr. Toros.
May arched her eyebrows at the long list. //Jeez… All that, just to join a Zoid team?//
"Ah, yes, all right then. Come in, come in. Jamie, would you mind fixing some tea for us?
The Zoid warriors all sat and relaxed on the couches in the lounge while Jamie made tea for them all. They all just sat there, even after Jamie brought the their tea, everyone just sitting in the growing silence until Dr. Toros spoke up.
"Well, May, why don't you tell us a bit about yourself?"
May swallowed, cleared her throat, and nodded. "Um… My full name's Maylinne Wing Yuy, but everyone just calls me May. I'm nineteen… I've been working with machines and the like almost my whole life and I got my first Zoid, a modified HellCat, when I was…fourteen or fifteen I think. I came across Kamikaze—"
"Who?" Leena interrupted.
"My Lightning Saix," May said.
"Oh, okay." Leena said.
"Well, I bought it from Bit, actually. It was a just a piece of junk back then; the repairs cost me more money than the actual Zoid, but it was worth it."
"You bought that Zoid from Bit?" Jamie asked.
Bit crossed his arms and gave a mock-pout. "I could have sold it for a lot more…made more money off that Zoid…"
May laughed. "Bit's still a little sore about it."
"Is that how you guys met?" Leena asked.
"Nah. Me and Bit have been friends for a long time; actually, we had a bit of a system worked out. I would enter a battle with my HellCat, win, and Bit would pick up the pieces and sell 'em. Worked out fine 'til my mom found out, and told me I couldn't fight in Zoid battles anymore. I bought the Lightning Saix from Bit, fixed it up, and started entering battles with the name 'Wing'. My mom found out about that, too, and told me it was all right to fight in Zoid battles as long as I didn't work for Bit. I didn't see much of him for a while, until he joined up with you guys and piloted the Liger. I saw him on TV all the time, all the battles you were winning… I couldn't wait until you made it to Class S, so I could battle you. All of you have a lot of potential; I've seen that in your battles. You will all be great Warriors someday."
May looked around at the others, studying the looks on their faces. "Sorry I rambled on, but people do say I've inherited my mother's silver tongue."
The others all laughed a little at that, and all the members of the Blitz Team, old and new, talked for a long time, about battles fought, battles to come, and just about everything in-between.
Heero: Wow…I honestly have no idea where that came from. *glares at his Pepsi* I was you, wasn't it? OMAE O KOROSU!!! *takes gun from Spandex Space( and empties a full round of bullets into the poor, innocent can of Pepsi.*
AV: Oooh…I don't feel so good…Better get back to the fic.
AV: (O)_(O)
AV: This chapter is finished! How?! I know I sleepwalk, but sleep-type? Not happening!
Heero: I wrote it.
AV: What?! *looks back at fic* Oh…Okay, well…
Heero: I think some appreciation is in order.
AV: Heero, I am NOT going to write the story you gave me.
Heero: Why not?
AV: BECAUSE IT CONTAINS THE DEATH, DESTRUCTION, AND COMPLETE ANNHILIATION OF ALL BRIGHTLY-COLORED CUTE AND FUZZY THINGS!
Heero: So? I thought you liked it. You hate brightly-colored shit, especially if it's cute and fuzzy.
AV: Oh, all right. But not right now. I've got golf tournaments to worry about, and a week-long vacation in Florida next week! When I come back, I'll be all nice and relaxed.
Wufei: Oh goody. We all know what happens when you're "all nice and relaxed". And why is Treize still alive? I'm grateful and all, but I was there when he died… How'd he come back?
AV: Wufei, of course you were there. You were the one that killed him.
Wufei: Don't remind me. Wait… Does this mean a story about me and Treize? Like he gets brought back to life, or…
AV: Oh, I'm thinking about it. Maybe, maybe not. I haven't decided yet.
Wufei: Stupid onna, tell me!!!
Treize: Now, Love, you wouldn't want to ruin the story for the readers, would you?
Wufei: Nani?!? He's in on it, too?!? Tell me!!!
AV: Patience is a virtue.
Duo: —that Wufei doesn't have.
Wufei: Maxwell! You will pay for that remark, mark my word! When I get my hands on you, I swear I'll—.
AV: Shut up, Wufei.
Wufei: Injustice!!!
AV: Well, you know what they say: Life's a b*tch and then you die.
Wufei: (Long string of Chinese curses)
All: o_O
Wufei: (Even longer string of Chinese curses)
Quatre: That's not nice, Wufei.
Wufei: Grrr… _
AV: Well… I think it's about time we ended this little chat, kay? All in favor, say "I".
Heero: I.
Duo: I.
Trowa: I.
Quatre: I.
Wufei: I.
Treize: I.
AV: All righty then! Court of the Viper adjourned! *beats gavel on desk*
AV: -_-
AV: I spend WAY too much time with those guys.
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