Sorry I took so long for this, people. I've been caught up with a few other things. Again, I apologize.


DeDeDe Failures

Flaming Curry Fail

King DeDeDe picked up a small bowl of red liquid on rice, smiling and swallowing. "Now, feel the burn!" DeDeDe opened his mouth, but the only thing that came out was a small cloud of smoke. He heard a rumbling and grabbed his stomach. "Uh oh." He ran into the bushes and Wolf heard a sigh of relief, followed by a horrible smell and then screaming. "IT BURNS!"


Hammer Fail

DeDeDe swung his hammer back, the opening splitting apart to reveal a rocket in the back. He was about to swing the hammer when the rocket sputtered out, resulting in DeDeDe's confused expression. "What the fuck? I just filled this thing's tank two hours ago," he said, looking into the engine. He then heard a click, the sparker coming back to life. He paled, just seconds before the engine came back to life, barbecuing his face. The hammer then flew out of his hands, flying wildly around the stage, Mario and Bowser dodging under it. At last, the hammer came to rest…in DeDeDe's face. "I give," he grumbled, waving a white flag.


Tackle Fail

"You're mine, you little pink bastard!" DeDeDe jumped at Kirby, twisting his body to the side. Kirby jumped to the side, his foot planting itself in DeDeDe's crotch as he missed the pink being. DeDeDe curled up, holding his area, whining. "YOU FUCKING PIECE OF PINK SHIT!" DeDeDe yelled, his voice at least two octaves higher.


Waddle Dee Army Fail

"Go, my minions! Go and destroy it all!" DeDeDe pointed his hand forward…and looked at the waddle dees as they all pulled out lunch boxes. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

"Lunch break," a red waddle dee explained.

"I didn't authorize this!"

"You wanna take it up with the union," the waddle dee asked, pulling out a cellphone.

"NO! I mean, no need to call them. After all, this is just a little break. You little fellas work so hard as is, I'm even gonna give you the rest of the day off. Now, you go ahead and enjoy your lunch," DeDeDe said, giving the waddle dee a gentle push in the back towards the rest of them, sweating bullets. He wiped his eyebrow. Just dodged the bullet on that one, he thought to himself.


Again, sorry for the long update. I'm gonna try to keep up with this best I can. Still doing character requests…well, actually, that's my only source of chapters. So, without those requests…I got no story…yeah…ok, Please Review and Request.