Counselor- …moving on… Danny. What about you?

Danny- Seriously, I don't have anything wrong with me right now. I don't really know why I'm here…

Counselor- …Kris! You look like something's wrong…

Kris- All the girls I know annoy me…

Adam- Ha! So you admit that you don't like girls!

Kris- I do like girls. Just not that one. *points to Lila*

Adam- Yeah, but who DOES like her…

Lila- I'm right here! I can hear you!

Danny- That wasn't very nice…

Kris- When am I ever nice?

Allison- Ooh! Kris is a meanie! Allie likey!

Caylee- (from fl) That would explain why I'm like this!

Angel and Lila- CAYLEE?!?

Caylee- No… I'm just the person on the floor…

Lila- No, we mean when did you get here?

Caylee- Well, Allison found me and tried to call me a few things, and we just appeared here…

Danny- So you've been here the whole time?

Lila- Danny, now that I know we're related, I feel comfortable doing this. *slaps Danny*

Danny- Ow!

Kris- Danny, if you can't handle being slapped by some little kid, I don't think you're a man.

Lila- Oh so you want me to slap you too!

Kris- No thanks!
Adam- You don't scare me!

Lila- *slaps Adam*

Adam- Ow! Your turn Kris!
Kris- Fine…

Lila- *slaps Kris*

Kris- Ow!

Angel- Wow Kris, you sure are weak!

Adam- *laughs at Kris*

Kris- Shut the fu(l up.

Danny- If you know Adam, you'll know that that won't happen.

Adam- Am I really that bad?

All Others- YES!

Adam- *tries to shut the fu(l up*

Caylee- How long do you think he'll last?

Angel- Wait for it…

Danny, Kris, Allison, Angel, and Lila- 4, 3, 2…

Adam- Did you hear about Kris's new single? It got about 5 downloads!
Kris- I released it 5 minutes ago!
Danny- Mine sold more in the first 2 minutes…

Angel- So did mine!

Lila- Angel, you don't have a single…

Angel- Well I WILL… As soon as I get a record deal, and people find out who I am… and-

Kris- So you're hopeless?

Angel- Pretty much.

Adam- *laughs*

Allison- What's so funny?

Adam- Oh nothing…

Lila- Don't worry Adam, I do that to her everyday…

Danny- You're not as nice as I thought…

Lila- *gasps sarcastically* Shocker!

Caylee- I was surprised too…

Adam- I knew she was weird when she didn't call me gay…

Lila- I was trying to be nice! Ugh! All of this kindness is giving me a headache!

Allison- No one here is being nice…

Lila- Good! I thought I was gonna become nice or something terrible like that!
Angel- I always wondered why we were friends.

Lila- *hold fist to face*

Angel- …and now I remember why…

Adam- Wow, you're weird too!

Kris- *laughing at other people's problems* I can see that!

Lila- You're not nice yourself.

Danny- I slightly agree…

Lila, Adam, Angel, Caylee, and Allison- Slightly?

Kris- …and that's why Danny's my best friend!

Danny- I am?

Angel- No! *pulls Danny* He's my bffl!

Danny- I am?

Lila- She's obsessed…

Danny- I can see that…

Adam- Wow… Did anyone notice that the anger management guy is gone?

Lila- Yeah. I heard he quit. Said we were hopeless and a waste of his time…

Allison- For some reason, that doesn't surprise me…

(A random guy with a gun bursts into the room)

Dude- Everyone down!

Adam- censor noise

(Everyone appears of floor of mansion)

Adam- …this SO ruins my new outfit…

Danny- Well, at least we lost him…

Dude- Not quite… *holds up gun*

Angel- Just tell us what you want!

Dude- Uh, I don't know… I never thought I'd make it this far…

Caylee- *cough* genius *cough*

Dude- Give me all your, uh, money!
Lila- We don't have any!
Dude- You live in a mansion, you HAVE to be rich!

Angel- What if the mansion was, um, a gift?

Dude- Who gives a mansion as a gift?

Angel- An inheritance? Something we blew all our cash on?

Dude- I can see that, but don't you have ANYTHING? Like, for food?

Adam- What if the, um, fridge came, uh, fully stocked?

Dude- I can see that… aww… I guess I'll have to settle for one of you… *holds up gun*

Kris- Please! Take her! *points to Lila* Spare me!

Lila- Thanks!

Dude- You! *aims gun at Lila* Come here! Now!

Kris- YES!

Lila- M-me?

Dude- Yes you! You're my new… uh… Well, I didn't exactly plan ahead, so until I think of something, I'll just lock you in my basement!

Danny- No…

Kris- YES! *happy dances*

Dude- Bye! *drags Lila away*

Caylee& Angel- LILA!

Danny- Where are you taking her?

Dude- My house! 123 Maple St. My phone number's 555-0139!

(Dude drags Lila out door and into his house)

Lila- (sarcastically) Ah… What do you have planned for me now…

Dude- Do I have to say it again? This is embarrassing, but I don't know what to do with you, so I'm locking you in my basement. *pushes Lila down stairs*

Lila- Great! I'm stuck with a moron who doesn't even know how to rob a house…

Adam- *from vents* Pssst! We're here to rescue you!