Counselor- …moving on… Danny. What about you?
Danny- Seriously, I don't have anything wrong with me right now. I don't really know why I'm here…
Counselor- …Kris! You look like something's wrong…
Kris- All the girls I know annoy me…
Adam- Ha! So you admit that you don't like girls!
Kris- I do like girls. Just not that one. *points to Lila*
Adam- Yeah, but who DOES like her…
Lila- I'm right here! I can hear you!
Danny- That wasn't very nice…
Kris- When am I ever nice?
Allison- Ooh! Kris is a meanie! Allie likey!
Caylee- (from fl) That would explain why I'm like this!
Angel and Lila- CAYLEE?!?
Caylee- No… I'm just the person on the floor…
Lila- No, we mean when did you get here?
Caylee- Well, Allison found me and tried to call me a few things, and we just appeared here…
Danny- So you've been here the whole time?
Lila- Danny, now that I know we're related, I feel comfortable doing this. *slaps Danny*
Danny- Ow!
Kris- Danny, if you can't handle being slapped by some little kid, I don't think you're a man.
Lila- Oh so you want me to slap you too!
Kris-
No thanks!
Adam- You don't scare me!
Lila- *slaps Adam*
Adam-
Ow! Your turn Kris!
Kris- Fine…
Lila- *slaps Kris*
Kris- Ow!
Angel- Wow Kris, you sure are weak!
Adam- *laughs at Kris*
Kris- Shut the fu(l up.
Danny- If you know Adam, you'll know that that won't happen.
Adam- Am I really that bad?
All Others- YES!
Adam- *tries to shut the fu(l up*
Caylee- How long do you think he'll last?
Angel- Wait for it…
Danny, Kris, Allison, Angel, and Lila- 4, 3, 2…
Adam-
Did you hear about Kris's new single? It got about 5
downloads!
Kris- I released it 5 minutes ago!
Danny- Mine sold
more in the first 2 minutes…
Angel- So did mine!
Lila- Angel, you don't have a single…
Angel- Well I WILL… As soon as I get a record deal, and people find out who I am… and-
Kris- So you're hopeless?
Angel- Pretty much.
Adam- *laughs*
Allison- What's so funny?
Adam- Oh nothing…
Lila- Don't worry Adam, I do that to her everyday…
Danny- You're not as nice as I thought…
Lila- *gasps sarcastically* Shocker!
Caylee- I was surprised too…
Adam- I knew she was weird when she didn't call me gay…
Lila- I was trying to be nice! Ugh! All of this kindness is giving me a headache!
Allison- No one here is being nice…
Lila-
Good! I thought I was gonna become nice or something terrible like
that!
Angel- I always wondered why we were friends.
Lila- *hold fist to face*
Angel- …and now I remember why…
Adam- Wow, you're weird too!
Kris- *laughing at other people's problems* I can see that!
Lila- You're not nice yourself.
Danny- I slightly agree…
Lila, Adam, Angel, Caylee, and Allison- Slightly?
Kris- …and that's why Danny's my best friend!
Danny- I am?
Angel- No! *pulls Danny* He's my bffl!
Danny- I am?
Lila- She's obsessed…
Danny- I can see that…
Adam- Wow… Did anyone notice that the anger management guy is gone?
Lila- Yeah. I heard he quit. Said we were hopeless and a waste of his time…
Allison- For some reason, that doesn't surprise me…
(A random guy with a gun bursts into the room)
Dude- Everyone down!
Adam- censor noise
(Everyone appears of floor of mansion)
Adam- …this SO ruins my new outfit…
Danny- Well, at least we lost him…
Dude- Not quite… *holds up gun*
Angel- Just tell us what you want!
Dude- Uh, I don't know… I never thought I'd make it this far…
Caylee- *cough* genius *cough*
Dude-
Give me all your, uh, money!
Lila- We don't have any!
Dude-
You live in a mansion, you HAVE to be rich!
Angel- What if the mansion was, um, a gift?
Dude- Who gives a mansion as a gift?
Angel- An inheritance? Something we blew all our cash on?
Dude- I can see that, but don't you have ANYTHING? Like, for food?
Adam- What if the, um, fridge came, uh, fully stocked?
Dude- I can see that… aww… I guess I'll have to settle for one of you… *holds up gun*
Kris- Please! Take her! *points to Lila* Spare me!
Lila- Thanks!
Dude- You! *aims gun at Lila* Come here! Now!
Kris- YES!
Lila- M-me?
Dude- Yes you! You're my new… uh… Well, I didn't exactly plan ahead, so until I think of something, I'll just lock you in my basement!
Danny- No…
Kris- YES! *happy dances*
Dude- Bye! *drags Lila away*
Caylee& Angel- LILA!
Danny- Where are you taking her?
Dude- My house! 123 Maple St. My phone number's 555-0139!
(Dude drags Lila out door and into his house)
Lila- (sarcastically) Ah… What do you have planned for me now…
Dude- Do I have to say it again? This is embarrassing, but I don't know what to do with you, so I'm locking you in my basement. *pushes Lila down stairs*
Lila- Great! I'm stuck with a moron who doesn't even know how to rob a house…
Adam- *from vents* Pssst! We're here to rescue you!
