Beelzebub and The Evil Food Eater Conchita
The Movement to Climax
This is when Conchita started to reach her Gluttony climax and caused 'massive sufferings and deaths'.
Literally
Year 325, Kingdom of Belzenia, Apostate Castle [belongs to Vanica Conchita]
'That's not enough! Bring me more! I want more food, disgusting ones!' Conchita ordered her servants. Hansel quickly boosted down the kitchen and gave new orders to the chef.
'Joseph, the lady requires more food!'
Joseph Crim was Conchita's personal chef. He himself had spent his youth studying of cooking and cuisines. He was determined to cook for the rest of his life. Upon learning that Lady Conchita was a high cuisine lover, Joseph decided to follow and serve her. It turned out well at first, and he was pleased to serve his lady of the good food.
Well… not now.
'Can't the Lady stop eating? It's not everything of this world.'
'Well, it's the lady's orders.' Hansel repeated
Joseph Crim sighed
'Give me about thirty minutes. What's the order this time?'
Hansel drew out the new recipe. Joseph took a look at it and muttered
'What in all nine hells…'
'Get that finished in thirty minutes like you promised, Joseph. Don't get punished.'
Punished? Damn, that was scary.
Joseph sighed. His Lady had been really weird. First, after her deadly illness, her capacity seemed to have expanded to be unlimited. She seemed to have tasted everything as well… no doubt that the rumors rose. And now, she even directly gave him orders to perform… such treachery in the name of food.
What human could actually eat down all of these?
'Damn it…'
It only got worse and worse. Vanica promised punishment for ones who disobeyed her. And, pray to God, it must not be that punishment.
'I'd better get going.' He whispered to himself, starting to gather disgusting ingredients for the food. It was going to be a long day.
XXX
Beelzebub took thirty minutes to wake up after the bell had rung. She said
'So, today is the day, huh?'
Well, indeed, it is the day of destiny.
The day Vanica Conchita performs the highest consequence possible for Gluttony.
The act of eating her own kind
Cannibalism.
XXX
Joseph Crim sighed as the last dish was merrily taken away by a merry Maid. How could Maid and Butler be so loyal to her, while in common sense, it was… treacherous? They were all ready to serve her those horrible dishes which Joseph himself felt embarrassed of making those.
'Joseph, remember, it is essential for a cook to respect food, the quality of his dishes. It is our pride. We must be perfect and satisfied of what we bring out to our customers. Do not, I repeat, do not bring out a dish for someone that you yourself would not want to taste at all.'
Then it hit him.
He couldn't continue this. He was a rightful chef. There was no way he could harm the real cooking this way…
Joseph almost tripped and fell onto the floor. He realized he hadn't even slept for the last two days. His physical abilities were dropping seriously, and without a proper rest, well, he'd end up like a zombie in no time.
Maybe I should just ask the Lady for a few days off, a person like her can ask Maid or Butler to help making food… I mean… if I can survive two days with no rest, I suppose she can survive a few days without food… she cannot even digest those… things
It was the thought that would kill his life
She was all crazy about finding the most disgusting thing and all… maybe I'm not gonna get away with this.
Well… I'm too tired now… and I cannot move one bit… so if I do not get a rest then probably I'm just gonna die… just which death is better…
Dying of fatigue or of a cannibal?
Who knows? But Joseph knew…
He was going to end his life one and for all. The Angel of Death will help…
XXX
'Oh wow, you are so gonna get Azrael's hate for saying that. She is too bored of suicidal.' Belphegor commented as she dismissed the image floating along the wind.
Her usual friend at the Library asked
'Why did you turn off the show? It's not got interesting.'
'Lucifer, I know you are a paranoid, a psychopath, a free-willed, a narcissist…'
'I am not a narcissist.' Lucifer corrected 'And considering the situation of Hell where every residence is a psychopath, I think that is also crossed out of the list.'
'What did you fall for?'
'I did fall for Pride, but why would you equalize Pride with Narcissism? They are whole different things, believe me. My Pride's worth better. Everyone must learn love himself, right?'
'I don't care.'
'I am trying to convince you with the fact, but it seems you find the rock you have been living under quite comfortable…'
'Who taught you to mock so well?' asked Belphegor with a raised eyebrow 'At any rate, I will not watch anyone committing cannibalism. This is a T rated fic.'
Lucifer shrugged
'If you do not, I will, and I'll make you watch it with me.'
'No… you are not… no!'
The mirrors of Lucifer were summoned all over the room.
'DAMN YOU LUCIFER!'
XXX
'What are you talking about, imbecile, a few days off?' Vanica growled, bewildered with rage. How dare her servants defy her?
The Conchita family taught its descendants to live full of their position and act as their positions. Well, Conchita was the master then and her wishes were her servants' commands.
Unlikely for democracy, it is, though.
'You are my servants, and you dare talk back to your master!? Answer me, Joseph Crim?!'
Here it goes
'My Lady, I mean not to talk back to you. My health is dropping quite fast, I can no longer serve you well I'm afraid. If I am given the chance to recover, My Lady will be more pleased.'
That's near to useless. The Conchita now sitting before him was no longer the elegant Conchita that brought him in with a smile.
Conchita used every cell possible of her brain to figure it out. Her eyes narrowed on the man. When you have subdued to Gluttony, be no surprised that your intelligence will drop quite dramatically. Beelzebub is actually an incredible example of keeping Gluttony in control, so you pretty much call Beelzebub an intelligible person.
That doesn't apply to mortals, after all.
'So…' the Land Lady mocked '… you are just a normal mortal like any of those useless bugs outside. You can't even serve me right. And they praised you too much that day… have you subdued to Lucifer?'
Yes well damn it, but I am not someone capable of serving monsters as like you. And who is Lucifer?
'This is your last chance.' Vanica waved her hand, not wanting to lose her chef. But who knew, if she got more pissed off…
Joseph Crim shook his head
'Then you have subdued to Beelzebub. I'm afraid I cannot. This is not dictatorship. Workers ought to have their rest.'
You have reached my limits, young man.
'You said I subdued to Beelzebub?! Damn, why would I hail down her?! She is just someone I once had a deal with. I and she have nothing more in common! You dared to insult your master like that?!'
Vanica left her feast table. As if they had known, the Maid and the Butler came after Joseph, stopping any attempt to escape. When she approached, Vanica viciously snatched the man's blue hair
'This blue hair is the perfect spice for today's meal. Servants, punish him!'
XXX
'Ew! Yuck!' Belphegor shouted at the top of her lungs. The wind stirred up strongly again and this time, fortunately, smashed all the mirrors of Lucifer to pieces. It apparently didn't work a number of times back then. Maybe Lucifer allowed that to happen, or she just dismissed the mirrors in a dramatic way.
'What the heck was that for?! Need I add the category of sadist to your number of disorders!?'
Lucifer rolled her eyes as she shrugged
'One should be brave and face his darkest fear. And you know, you should stay updated with the information.'
Belphegor squashed a book at her head, but she dodged that
'Hell I don't need YOU to tell me what's gonna happen next, and now I saw it and I'm gonna vomit!'
'You are not going to vomit.'
The Demon of Sloth clenched her jaw
'Since when could you start using angelic powers again? That is the blessings, only used by high-class angels, and it can make things change the way the user wants.'
'Well, I regret using that, my Divine Punishment just got a bit harsher.'
'You do have the virtue of trying everything yourself.'
'I'll take that as a compliment.'
'At any rate, I will vomit if I have to ever mention that word…'
'No wonder this dictionary has not the word 'cannibal'…'
A needle was thrown flying at Lucifer again and she moved her head, making it hit a wall and melt the wall with a strange type of acid.
'Wow, thrill. I didn't even know your killing intention was that much?'
'Why are you so good at mocking people!?'
'You haven't met Mike.'
'Who the hell is Mike?'
'Oh, don't mind that. The best mocker should be the Old Man himself actually.'
Belphegor smirked
'Hereditary, it seems.'
'Now look who is the good one at mocking others?' Lucifer stated.
'We can stop this conversation now. That guy Joseph Crim is kind of unlucky, right? He is a great talent.'
'Oh the talent thing, you remind me so much of Uriel. I bet she is biting her nails waiting for Master of the Hellish Yard to give him permissions entering Heaven.'
'She is stupid or what? Who do you think Master of the Hellish Yard is? She wouldn't have stayed on that throne for as long as this if she was biased.'
'Yeah, Uriel has a child's naivety. You cannot blame.'
Belphegor played with another gust of air
'Well, who are the next victims?'
'The only two people left, that Twins of Gods and all the blabbering. I, though without proof, believe that there's a reason they are called Twins of Gods.'
'I don't believe you at that… but how can they die?'
'Ah, they probably can reborn into something more useful.'
Belphegor grinned
'It's gonna be over, right?'
'Sure, I hope that Beelzebub's way is correct this time. If she can put up a show as good as Asmodeus', I will so treat her lunch.'
XXX
'Gula, may I talk to you?' Beelzebub demanded politely. The seeds brightened and replied
'My master?'
'I believe you know that you are about to be awakened.'
'Yes, my lady, I know. The adrenaline is rising. But it is soon to be so careful…'
'A thousand years with immortals just equals to a blink of an eye. I still remember vividly the day I first met Lucifer, who still was an Angel. And I think it was five thousand years or so.'
'Five thousand, eight hundred and seventy five years, my lady. And you were bashed to the point farther than losing, and even then Lord Lucifer is yet the Morning Star.' Gula corrected.
And please not be so wise. It is fearful for a Glutton like you to be so wise. The Sin added.
Yeah, her wisdom was correct, damn it.
'Why must you be so repetitive of that failure? How many folks are there in the world that can defeat Lucifer anyway?'
Beelzebub's tone changed
'I would like to request something.'
'Please do.'
'After Conchita meets whatever bad ending Belphegor and Lucifer implied, you will be awakened. After your awakening, no matter who you work with, who that glass was passed on…'
'I will be loyal to you…'
'No,' Beelzebub stopped the sin 'I do not doubt your loyalty. You need to beware of everything. The humans searching for the Vessels have nothing really good in their minds. They are all broken people yearning for a better future. A utopia, they call it so. You must not believe anyone, but I give you your freedom. Do not let anyone know your intention, alright?'
Had Gula had a body, she would have grinned like a Cheshire cat.
'Sure, my lady, it is even easier than I expected.'
-to be continued
CAST
Beelzebub – CUL
Vanica Conchita – MEIKO
Belphegor – IA
Lucifer - ?
Wicked Maid and Stupid Butler/Gretel and Hansel – Kagamine Rin and Kagamine Len
Joseph Crim – KAITO
Gula – MEIKO
Notes [references and rants]:
I want to focus on Crim's background a little bit and gave him some acting ground. I found it quite funny that Vanica had a chef to make her such disgusting dishes. I just feel Joseph is a good chef and well… I want to make him a nice character.
Remember, this tale is just a retelling of the song, and so it will not focus on how Conchita had that… love to food. It was explained that the people of her family are most food lovers. Anyways, there should be no dramatic events that lead her to be such a Glutton like that… or led her to become an exotic food lover. I mean, should there be a breakdown to her so that her brain dysfunction? No! Some things are best left as they are.
Lucifer is often described as being a narcissist, but this Lucifer has pride only. I don't quite like the narcissist idea. Maybe I am really not fond of the story of Narcissus, in which the poor guy was cursed by Nemesis for being too prideful to love. Oh damn, Pride, there Pride goes again.
It seems like the Fallen Angel has much personality disorders, or she is just sharper than most beings.
Gula had yet a form. She only achieved it after her awakening. It seems that Gula favored cannibalism as well. Too bad.
If things go on well I will make another story of Asmodeus' performance.
The Divine Punishment thing is what I make up. The thing is after her fall, Lucifer was stamped with a Punishment Mark by God to inflict unbearable, continuous pain on her; the pain increases when Lucifer resort to using Angelic Powers. Well, Lucifer could put up with that, and she even uses Angelic Powers more than Dark Arts.
