It was a dark and stormy night. The wind was howling and rattling the base of the Beacon Brigade. Their very base threatened to collapse. Suddenly a giant red haired monster broke through the roof of their base and caused it to tumble down.

"Aw Pyrrha why'd you do that?" Jaune whined.

"You skipped out on practice to create a pillow fort with your friends and this is your punishment!" Pyrrha snapped.

"We have important work to do!" Sun yelled.

"Yeah!" The other boys shouted. Ren and Cardin starred defiantly at the red head while Ozpin tried to rebuild their fallen base.

"Headmaster? Please Monty no…" Pyrrha pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration. This foolishness had gone on long enough, she would need to call THEM in. "I'll be right back…" she muttered and exited the room.

"All right boys let's get down to business." Jaune paced back and forth in front of other the brigade members. "A certain someone has gone missing these past few weeks…a certain group of people that are very important to us all. We all know who I'm talking about!"

Ren politely raised his hand. "I have no idea who you're talking about..." He said.

"Butter and eggs man! Did you not have a childhood? I'm talking about the great men, who deliver presents to all the good boys and girls, the Achieve men.

"Ohhhh those guys. Aren't they a boy band?" Ren questioned.

"No, they are the men who make us all giggle like little school girls when we're down, they are the men that surprise us even when we think we are as solid as my butt cheeks, they are the men that deliver sugar to even the saltiest of hearts and now they are gone. Kidnapped by some evil fiend that threatens to take over all of Remnant and we are the heroes that will pour salt onto his breakfast of evil. NOW LET'S ROLE!

BEACON BRIGADE: RISE OF PROF. EVILBADPAINGIVER

COMING SOON!