Chapter 4.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY You fail at your own character's name. nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! A likely story! dey nu eechodder b4 ok! Not a valid reason for making one of the douchebags of the series out of character.

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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. Now, since there is no mention of the ground, I will quote one of my favorite comments on YouTube… *sings to the tune of 'Walking on Sunshine'* I'm walking on bullshit, WOO HOO!

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily. I agree.

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped. Yet again with this…

Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) Bitch, how do you know? which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. What the fuck just happened?

And then… suddenly just as I Just as you what? Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. That's used in the wrong context sweetie. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. Shirtless Draco. … I'll give you lovely Draco fan girls time to have a moment right now. I even took of my bra. No shit. Then he put his thingie Pencil. into my you-know-what Sharpener. and we did it for the first time. Checkers. Oh yeah… I forgot… This is a fail attempt at a lemon isn't it? Yep. It is.

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. Usually the boy… Never mind you strange mary-sue. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore!

That could be fixed easily. Read this:
"We started to make out and my body rose in temperature with each passing moment. But then a shadow appeared before us.
'Pardon me, young lovers, but could you two take your business elsewhere?' the figure asked politely.
Draco and I turned our heads to the figure; it was the Headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore."

See? It's not that damn hard. Notice how I'm not a professional author and I can make this poorly written scene a little bit more decent. XXXbloodyrists666XXX, go back to school and learn how to write well.