Hey, guys! I am SUPER sorry for not updating sooner. Summer vacation is here now, so hopefully I'll be updating a lot more! ElliotxAlicexLover has asked me to let you all know that she is alive and she doesn't hate you. Her laptop died, and she needs to get it fixed. I have nothing else to say at this point, so here's Boris to do the disclaimer! :D
Boris: Juju owns nothing. That's why she's on FANfiction instead of OWNERfiction.
Me: Perfect! On with the story!
Elliot groaned. This had to have been the longest time period he'd ever experienced. Or maybe it was just him, what with all the chaos that had been going on. I can't believe I'm heading into the territory of Blood's sworn enemy to look for superglue, the poor hair thought. Sometimes I wonder if I've gone mad…
Nearing the entrance, Elliot squared his shoulders and decided that he would figure out his mental condition at a more convenient time. That was when he saw Gowland and Boris.
"C'mon, old man! No one's gonna want to ride these deathtraps!" The Cheshire cat was complaining.
"Nonsense!" his older counterpart sang out, "We just need to get someone to go first. Then the queues will be clear over to Hearts Castle!" Elliot cringed when he heard their conversation. Maybe he could just leave before he was noticed.
Too late.
"Why if it isn't Elliot!" Gowland cried. Sauntering over, the marquis draped his arm around the annoyed, and scared, rabbit-eared man. "What brings you here?"
"I-I need some superglue. The mansion didn't have any, and neither did the Clock Tower, so I was hoping you would," He stammered. Boris rolled his eyes.
"Of course we do. This is an Amusement Park, after all."
"But you have to do something for us first!" Gowland chimed in. For a second, there was a mischievous glint in his eyes, and Elliot didn't like it at all.
"What do I have to do?" He cautiously asked.
"Seat belt!" Gowland shouted.
"Check!" Boris and Elliot responded, both annoyed at their military-like stance.
"Safety bar!"
"Check!"
"Helmet!"
"Check! …Wait, helmet?" Elliot faltered at the last item on the checklist. Not that Gowland noticed, nor would he have cared if he did.
"Excellent! Commence test ride!" He yelled. Elliot screamed like a certain author during a horror movie* during the whole ride. It had 8 loops, 4 corkscrews, and it went upside down a few times. When the ride was over, it was all Elliot could do to get out of the cart without losing the roast beef sandwich that had started this whole dilemma. Boris patted him on the back.
"You did way better than Alice on the Coffee Cup Jet Coaster! She blacked out after the first hill and woke up after we took her to the infirmary," the cat congratulated. Elliot flinched. I can't blame her. Boris continued, "Anyways, we only have to test eight more new coasters!" Eight? I can't do eight more of those monsters! It's just not worth it. Heart Castle has to have some superglue!
"I think I'll pass," Elliot yelled as he sprinted for Heart Castle. At this point, I think I'd rather be beheaded than ride another roller coaster from Hell.
*There's absolutely no possible way that the author and horror movie reference is referring to me. Not at all. *cough cough*
Thanks to those of you who've read up to this point! You have no idea how much it means to me that people care about my random ideas enough to take time out of their day and read them. Of course, it means even more if you review. Just sayin'. ;3 I'm gonna go eat spaghetti and annoy my sisters. See ya!
