Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Kingdom Hearts cast or the Laguna Beach cast...
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Stephen: Damn, that thing is, like, big!
Donald: What the hell are you doing? Fight with us!
Stephen: Fine, I, like, will!
Goofy: Damn, you two! That metal thing is gonna kill us!
Stephen: Like, hi-yah!
Stephen starts to run towards the monster and tries hitting it, but kept on missing.
Stephen: You stupid tinhead! Like, pretend that I, like, hit you!
Donald: Dumbass, aim for its hands and legs!
Stephen- like, okay!
Stephen runs for the leg, and starts hitting it like crazy. He opened his eyes and realizes he hit Goofy.
Goofy- YOU STUPID BASTARD!
Stephen- like, sorry
Donald- you hit the dog, dawg!
Stephen- like, I knew that! I'm not stupid...
Donald and Goofy- YES YOU ARE!
Stephen- Like, whatever, girlfriend...oh no wait...I have two girlfriends...Kristin and LC...so...if Donald and Goofy are my girlfriends...I'M A PIMP!
Donald- Shut the !#$ up and fight the monster!
During the arguement, the monster looks and them and scratches his head. To end it all, he makes his way towards Donald and steps on him.
Stephen- YOU...KILLED DONALD?
The monster nods his head.
Stephen- YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!
Stephen runs to the monster and gives him a hug.
Goofy- WTF?
Stephen- i love you monster...oh wait...i love Kristin, LC, Goofy, Donald...DAMN, I'M A GIGOLO!
Goofy- whatever..I'll guess I'll have to kill the monster...
Goofy runs towards the monster and hits it like crazy, causing it to fall along with Stephen.
Stephen- aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! my new homeboy is, like, dying!
The heartless falls to the ground and falls, destroyed into a million pieces.
Goofy- well, now that he is dead, what do we do with Donald?
Stephen- screw that shit-stained bird! let's go to, like, somewhere else!
Goofy- well, it says here that we accidently land in a jungle.
Stephen- a jungle?
Goofy- yeah, and then we are gonna meet a drag queen named Tarzan.
Stephen- well, how do we get there?
Goofy- well, Donald is supposed to ride the gummi ship...
Stephen- a gummi ship? first gummi worms, then bears, and now ships?
Goofy- dumbass! they just named the ship like that for no f-ing reason! now we have to revive Donald.
Donald- I'm still alive, dumbshit!
Goofy- oh, sorry. now, get your ass off the floor and take us to the drag queen's prostitute house!
Stephen- you like hookers?
Goofy- hellz yeah! I had an affair with Lady from Lady and the Tramp! And the chihuahua from Taco Bell? I slept with his wife. And Perdita from 101 Dalmations...
Donald- who the fuck cares? do you want me to take you to the stupid jungle or not!
Goofy- damn, bird, maybe i shouldn't tell you that Daisy is cheating on you with one of your nephews...
Donald- WTF?
Stephen- whatever you two! Let's just go to the prostitute house thingy...
Meanwhile...somewhere far away...
Malificent- the boy seems very powerful...and his heart is pure...yet he is so sexy!
Oogie Boogie- what the hell, witch! you know you can't have him. Besides, you and ursula are lesbians...
Ursula- come give me a kiss, Malificent!
The two start making out...
Captain Hook- oh yeah, lesbian sex!
to be continued...
