Summary: Welcome to... ASK THE GODS! As previewed on percyjackson . co . Uk. Ask the gods questions in the reviews, and they will answer them! Maybe if the Titans are in a good mood they'll answer your questions too...
Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson... or any of the questions as they are from my AWESOME reviewers. =)
Note: Bold is either a comment from me or a letter.
Dear Apollo,
No offence, but what's up with the random haikus?
-Jaya
Sup Jaya!
No offence taken!
So anyway, the random haikus are too improve my skillz - which I don't need to improve but I do it anyway! And to entertain my listeners! I mean, they're awesome, right?
Shut up Artemis. Sorry, she was being an utter bi -
FU - dgesticks. Sorry Arty! AH! SHE'S SHOOTING MY BURNING ARROWS AT ME! MY BURNING ARROWS!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Hi there Jaya, this is Artemis. Apollo is currently unavailable to finish this message so I'll sign off for him.
- Apollo
Dear Aphrodite,
I have two questions for you, one: What do you REALLY think about JasonxPiper? Two: I have a HUGE crush on this boy in my class at school, but, I've barely admitted it to anyone. How can I get through to him without blurting everything out?
-Jaya
P.S: Can you ask Ares why he is the god of war? I'm afraid he'll blow me up...
Dear Jaya,
To answer your first question, I love it! Well... not as much as Percabeth... or Thalico (don't tell Zeus that!) but... well actually... I don't really like it right now. But once Jason meets Reyna again... with Piper... then I think I'll like it a whole lot more - if you know what I mean ;)
To answer your second question, start with dropping small hints. Give him a bit more smiles then usual, talk to him a bit more, be friendly and comfortable around him. Don't seem desperate - that's the most important thing. Or if he has any feelings for you, he'll immediately lose them. Then a few days later, give slightly bigger hints - but only if he responds to you and talks to you in a friendly way. If you two have gotten closer, ask him about himself, and work your way towards asking about the love part of his life. If he's uncomfortable, it should be fairly obvious. Drop it for a while then, and maybe a week later try it again.
If he's rude and mean to you though, forget about him. He's not worth your heart.
And I'll ask Ares later when... well, I'll ask him later.
Tell me how it goes!
Love Aphrodite 3
Dear Hermes,
Where did you get the idea to make the Internet?
- RandomMind075
Dear RandomMind075,
Where did I get the idea to make the Internet? Well... you see, I thought that it was a bit hard for you mortals to communicate... and I thought of a program, based on our own Olympian Internet - yes, that's where the name came from - without the special features of holographic images - but I'll probably add them in a while - and other things. So... that's where your Internet came from. From my ingenious thinking. And partially George and Martha's convincing skills.
- Hermes
Dear Ares,
From all the war that had happened, which is your favourite?
- RandomMind075
RandomMind075,
You just asked me an extremely hard question... probably World War II... because it was the bloodiest so far. Or the Trojan War... that was fun to fight in. So... World War II... BLOOD FTW!
- Ares
Dear Aphrodite,
You see, my best friend is falling in love with her ex-boyfriend's younger brother but she's afraid of being hurt. But, she claims that he is sweet to her and is her 'dream boy' whereas he says he likes her. Should I motivate my friend or is this the wrong choice?
-Miss A
Well my dear Miss A,
I think that you should motivate your friend BUT you must remember that if anything - and I mean ANYTHING - gets out of hand, immediately confront your friend. You do not want her getting hurt, and you don't want any problems. So it depends on the situation. If everything's going fine, then motivate her! But at the sign of danger, warn her and tell her that she must be careful about getting hurt. And if she doesn't listen to you... then keep pushing her. You will have to be firm. She may get mad at you, but to be a true friend, you have to help her, even if she may not like it at the time. In the end, she will understand. And if not... blame it on me.
I hope that helps dear!
Love Aphrodite 3
Dear Hera,
Personally, me and Maggie think your an awesome goddess! In fact, why do people think you are such a cruel person? We find that you are doing a great job especially with your 'job'.
-Kathy & Maggie
Dear Kathy and Maggie,
Why thank you, and I'm glad you think so. To tell you the truth, I think it's because of my little spat with Heracles, but really, if your husband cheated on you, wouldn't you have the right to be angry? And if he cheated on you MILLIONS OF TIMES, wouldn't you have the right to be EXTREMELY angry? Thank you my dears, and I hope you have happy married lives when you get married.
- Hera
Dear Persephone,
How is it like living in the Underworld? Do you enjoy being in the Underworld more or when you aren't?
-WouldLikeToKnow
Dear WouldLikeToKnow,
It's not actually that bad. Mother keeps ranting, but really, it's fine. Yes it's dark, but Hades let me have my own garden! And hand-maidens! Even though they're a bit creepy... and I think I like both. Both have their ups and downs... so I like both.
- Persephone
Dear Demeter,
How do you feel about the word 'cereal killer'?
-XxCerealRulesxX
Dear XxCerealRulesxX (I love your name by the way! I need to see you sometime!),
I despise that word... =.= If I find the person who has invented it... I swear, I will turn them into a crop of wheat and turn them into cereal!
- Demeter
Dear Apollo,
Why don't you go get yourself an IMMORTAL wife rather than flirting with so many mortal women?
- Bell
Dear Bell (Yes, I'm fine now =) Artemis can't hurt me that bad),
You see, when getting an immortal life, you get dragged down and are stuck with her nagging. It's annoying. Really. Annoying. Ask any married god ;)
And also, it's funner - I don't care if that isn't a word! - and more amusing to see them blush and to twist them around... he he =)
PEACE OUT!
Apollo
Dear Kronos,
Is it true the dark side has cookies?
- Bell
Bell,
No it is not. I do not have cookies... though I think Oceanus does... so in a way we have cookies. =.= We must destroy the cookies.
There! Done! No more cookies! So... we have no cookies.
- Kronos
P.S. Beware mortals. I will be back soon.
Dear Lady Aphrodite,
Thanks for the compliment! And I tried to trick them into admitting their feelings, and they gave me a detention. But, it is for love so its worth it :). I probably should have mentioned that they are two teachers. But, they would be like the ultimate couple! Do you happen to have any other ideas or suggestions because I would love to hear them!
Thanks!
-SwimmerChick
Dear SwimmerChick,
No problem sweetie =) And that's definitely true! ...they are? ... ...okay... makes things slightly harder but I will NOT give up! I need some time to think... hm... I'll get back to you ASAP.
Love Aphrodite 3
Dear Poseidon and Athena,
What do you feel about the fanfictions with pairings of Poseidon and Athena?
- Yessy
To Yessy,
...I hate them. The authors better be careful...
- Posiedon
Dear Yessy,
I despise the fanfictions with pairings. They. Are. Not. True. Anyone says otherwise, and they should beware of the wrath of Athena.
- Athena
Dear Zeus.
You rock. Whats it like being one of the most powerful Gods ever?
- Yessy
Dear Yessy,
Why thank you. And I'm not ONE of the most powerful Gods, I AM the most powerful gods. Anyone says otherwise, then tell me. They won't be on Earth or Olympus for much longer. More like in the Underworld.
It's brilliant being the most powerful... you get so much power. And you can boss people around. Bonus.
- Zeus
Dear Artemis,
How did you end up hating men and boys so much?
- Yessy
Dear Yessy,
Well, you see, I suppose that Apollo's the reason... I mean, he's always flirting with women, and it's so rude! And then there's the whole thing about Orion... and the way women are treated by men! Outrageous! That's why I hate them. I could go on a rant but... I have to go hunt.
- Artemis
Dear Athena,
You are very awesome. So anyway, how is it like being the godess of Battle Strategy and Wisdom? And what is the funniest moment you have ever had?
- Yessy
Dear Yessy,
Thank you very much for the compliment. And it's a very interesting job... but the problem is, people complain about my plans and ideas, because they don't think things through, properly. It can get extremely annoying... and the funniest moment would probably be when I bet Posiedon easily as he was stupid enough to not plan at all while fighting the Goddess of Wisdom - it was a battle of words and it was in front of the other gods. You can imagine how much he was teased...
- Athena
Dear Poseidon and Athena,
As you guys know, your kids are DATING. And I was just wondering, what do you guys think about it? Cause personally, I love it. Percabeth is awesome.
-curligurl0896
Dear curligurl0896,
I don't really mind that Percy and Annabeth are going out. I mean, it's Percy's choice and if he's happy, it's fine. But if Annabeth does anything to him... =.= She better watch out. And if her mother tries to interfere... =.= We will have World War III and I don't care about the mortals. No one, and I mean NO ONE, ruins my son's happiness.
- Posiedon
Dear curligurl0896,
At first, I despised it. I mean, my beautiful daughter and POSIEDON'S son? But... I suppose... he may be alright... maybe. But if he hurts Annabeth... =.= Beware.
- Athena
Dear Hera,
Why don't you cheat?
- suggaboiz
Dear suggaboiz,
I do not cheat because if I did, I would be called a hypocrite. And SOMEONE has to set an example to all the people who cheat on others...
- Hera
Dear Athena,
I think you should turn Medusa back. She was clearly sorry for what she did and what not.
- suggaboize
Dear suggaboiz,
I WILL NEVER TURN THAT SCUMBAG BACK TO NORMAL! SHE WAS DISRESPECTFUL! HER AND HER STUPID SISTERS! SHE DESERVES TO BE IN THE CONDITION SHE IS! IF ANYONE ELSE SUGGESTS THAT I WILL TURN YOU INTO A JACKALOPE AND LET ARTEMIS HUNT YOU DOWN!
...I am sorry about yelling but no. I will NEVER turn her back. And she added another thing to the list of reasons why I hate her; she almost killed Annabeth when she was only 12.
- Athena
Dear Posiedon,
WHY U NOT MY DAD!
- suggaboiz
Dear suggaboiz,
Ahaha =) I'm glad you think so highly of me. Well... I just am not. Sorry. XD
- Posiedon =)
Dear Kronos,
I am currently traveling the world, collecting you dust in a glass jar, should I blow the jar up or give it to Atlas? Kidding! Real question: Why, if you're like the "Big Bad Guy" aren't you supposed to teach us bad stuff? My parents always tell me never to quit and you NEVER quit.
- Soozin Hevincarrr
Soozin Hevincarrr,
I don't like your first question =.= And for your real question... well, first, Big Bad Guy? ...I dislike that name. =.= So, aren't I supposed to teach you bad stuff? ...could you expand on that? Like, how to take over the world? No chance. I will not give away my secrets. And I know I never quit. I am extremely persistent. I WILL NOT QUIT UNTIL I DESTROY THE GODS!
- Kronos (Soon to be King of the Universe)
Dear Leto,
Are you offended that you, mother of the most awesome gods in the universe, was not included in the Percy Jackson series. Love ya!
- Soozin Hevincarr
Dear Soozin Hevincarr,
I don't mind much... I'm just glad my children are mentioned. I expect Hera didn't allow me to wake up in that time, and didn't let the author mention me much. Stuck up little... =.=
- Leto
Dear Apollo
How did you get so awesome and hot? Are all of your children really good at music, because your the god of it and stuff (right?)?
- Soozin Hevincarrr
Dear Soozin Hevincarrr,
It takes extreme skillz to be as awesome and hot as me =) In time, perhaps if I bless you, you may be as awesome and hot as me. Yes, all my children are really good at music and singing, because I'm the god of music and healing and prophecy and the sun and literature and awesomeness. (HA! I HAVE MORE TITLES THEN ARTEMIS! =))
The awesomely hot
Apollo
Dear Rheia (sorry if I spelt it wrong),
Why were you never mentioned as a participant in the second Titan war? Where are you hiding? What's it like having Zeus as a kid, it must be painful?
- Soozin Hevincarrr
Dear Soozin Hevvincarrr (Can I just call you Soozin?),
Firstly, my name is Rhea and it's alright. Greek names are always hard to spell.
In answer to your first/second question, no I was not hiding, and I wasn't participating in the Second Titan War. You see, all the eldest gods - Hestia, Hades, Demeter, Hera, Posiedon and Zeus - are my children and... well, after 3 millennia of thinking, I've realized that, perhaps, in a way, they are right. Us Titans have had our reign, and now it is our children/grandchildren's turn. Kronos obviously doesn't understand this, so I decided that instead of reasoning with him - he never listens anyway, I mean, he ate 5 of my kids! - I decided to not participate. I didn't expect us to win anyway.
To have Zeus as a kid... well, he is my child, so I do love him, but I must say, he could be frightfully annoying. And when his siblings came back he was awfully cocky... what did those nymphs teach him? No manners at all... I wish I'd been able to teach him some.
I hope this answers your questions
- Rhea
Dear Hermes - the most awesome thief,
What do you think about being paired up with Artemis, Apollo and Hades? (Sorry about the last two; my classmates have very weird minds, and my family is all in for the first one). Also, do you ever get a break? And what is the best prank that you can think of?
- goddessofhunt
Dear goddessofhunt (Don't let Artemis see that! She'll be so annoyed),
...I do not like being paired up with Artemis as a) She's a MAIDEN, b) She doesn't understand pranks and c) She's my HALF-SISTER!
I hate being paired up with Apollo as a) He's my HALF-BROTHER/BROTHER, b) WE'RE BOTH MALES and c) NEITHER OF US IS GAY - well I think Apollo was... once.
And I ABSOLUTELY HATE being paired up with Hades because a) He's my UNCLE, b) He's god of the effin' DEAD and c) ONCE AGAIN, NEITHER OF US IS GAY!
I hope that clears that up.
Do I ever get a break? During meetings or if Zeus has ordered me to do something else or if there's a war. So pretty much... hardly ever. Rarely. It's a tiring job... working, working and working. =.=
What is the best prank I can think of? I am the GOD OF PRANKS - well not really, but I should be. Hm... I should ask Zeus about that... any way, I can think of the absolute best prank ever! ...but I'm not going to share it ^^. Because a magician/prankster, keeps his/her secrets to himself/herself.
*screams and tackle hugs everyone that reviewed* I LOVE YOU ALL! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! etc, etc. XD
Thanks so much guys! =) Keep up the great work! =)
Bleh... by the time I finished answering questions two hours were over... and I was tired... but happy =) Very, very, very happy =)
I was having a really bad day... until I saw the reviews... =)
Once again, lots of love to the reviewers!
Keep reading and reviewing!
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