101 Ways To Get Killed By The Nations

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Tenth Way: Get caught in a fight.

And out of all people, it's Ludwig who accidently get caught in a fight.

The thing is, the fight isn't just some silly fights... but rather, Ludwig got himself caught in the middle of three-way axe battle between Gilbert, Anotonio and Matthias, and he got caught when he tried to stop the three from destroying the room further.

"How in the hell that this even happen anyway?"

"Well, apparently, those three idiots, you know, "Dark" side is more in control than usual for some reasons..."

Feliciano, Lovino and Alfred just grinned sheepishly, well, it's partially their fault for causing this...

"And the three began to pull some axes and try to beat the shit out of each other, Ludwig stepped in, and finally get caught."

"Neeeeiiiiiinnn!"

"I think we should try to save Ludwig, like, now."

"Wait for some more minutes, I'm still enjoying this."

Eleventh Way: Please learn your lesson Francis, you already has Arthur.

In another act out of idiocy, Francis try to flirt with yet another nation, namely Lovino.

And looks like, he forget the fact that Antonio is still in his Conquistador mood...

"Monsieur Antonio my friend, do you have anything you want to say?"

"Nothing, just wanna crack your skull open and mutilate your body with my axe."

"Ohonhonhon~, I see. Wait, what?"

"Che, are you deaf you perverted bastard? He says he wanna kill you, and like hell I'm going to stop him."

"And mein bruder is still in the infirmary, so he won't do anything to stop Antonio, and I know we were friends, but honestly, I thought it's better to just let him butch your body down."

"NOOOONNN!"

Twelfth Way: Annoy them with a certain song.

Who can blame Arthur for that?

Exactly, no one, as it's just natural for someone to react that way to anyone who dare to play that horrendeus abomination that humans has started to call song, and the way that the person that Matthew really wish isn't his singing the song is certainly ear bleeding worthy.

"Baby baby ooh~, baby baby ooh~"

"Goddamit, stop it you bloody git! Are you planning to kill me?!"

"Not really, just planning to destroy your eardrums, see? I put on some earpiece which play Mariah Carey to counter the effect of the song for me."

"You git!"