Hey guys, I'm here and ready to keep writing, thanks to my nieces and nephew constantly wanting to watch Meet the Robinsons whenever I babysit. I became really inspired! Also, I'm terrified of flying and I have to get surgery and the only way to get to the hospital is through flying, so I'm going to be working on this chapter, and my next chapter... or I'll be tranquilized and I'll write it later when the drugs wear off. I don't own anyone but Christie.
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Chris's P.O.V
I watch as the Campers play Dodgeball. God, these guys suck!
I'm starting to wonder why I even accepted this job, I mean I have to deal with teenagers! I despise these idiotic brats. The only kids that I can even stand is Christie, Owen, Izzy, Trent, and Gwen! That's only because they haven't bugged or annoyed me yet. All the kids think that just because I'm the only adult on the island means that I have to deal with them and their issues, and complaints. All they do is whine. Next time Courtney complains to me, or Heather whines and threatens me, I'm kicking them off the island and they're going home. I'm not going to let them go to Playa Des Losers, they annoy me too much!
Suddenly, Harold does this weird Tai Kwan Do thing and throws the ball to the ground! I wait excitedly to see who's going to get injured next. Wait, what?! It only rolled about two freaking feet!
LeShawna picks up the ball and throws it at Harold. He lets out a girly scream as me and the kids all start cracking up. "Oh my god! That was so insanely cool." I laugh. Oh god, and this is why I LOVE my job. I get to watch people I hate get hurt and humiliated on international TV.
Suddenly, Christie sits up with her eyes still shut. "Which ever girl screamed and woke me up like that, remember I know where you sleep, and I have access to a wild dingo, and I'm not afraid to release it in your cabin!" She yells, snapping her eyes open.
Christies P.O.V
"It wasn't one of these white girls, it was that string bean Harold." LeShawna laughs, doubling over.
I start cracking up along with everyone else. As I laugh, I let out a HUGE snort and fall off the bench. Everyone stops laughing and starts starring at me. My face turns beet red as I run, covering my mouth.
Christies Confessional
Oh my god, I'm on international TV and what do I do? I SNORT! I'm so embarrassed!
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Heathers Confessional
Great, now that little brat is embarrassed and vulnerable, maybe I'll be able to make a back up alliance, one just in case Beth and Lindsay get voted off too early. Ha, I better start being nice to her if I want to win the million dollars.
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Okay, my dad had always told me this whenever something happens that's embarrassing, is to just walk back and act like nothing ever happened. I walk back into the dome, and sit back where I was originally as Harold snorted at me. "Shut up Harold, at least I can keep a boyfriend." I say angrily, sitting back down. Usually I'm not mean at all unless I'm really pissed off, or I have a total grudge against someone.
"Why would I have a boyfriend idiot?! I'm a dude!" He yells throwing his arms up and walking over.
I get up and stomp over to him, "Come on Harold, it's only a matter of time before you come out of the closet." I kick him in the kiwis and most everyone starts laughing. I'm not against gay rights at all, but I know it's something drives guys crazy. I raise my fist to give him a hard right hook to the face and someone grabs my wrist and my waist, and pins my left arm to my stomach.
I look up to see my dad holding me back. Uncle Chef was grabbing Harold's arms and started dragging him back to the Killer Bass. Dad dragged me back and just said "We can only fit one person in the infirmary and there's an intern in there already." and walked away.
I glance over at Harold and Uncle Hatchet. Chef threw the nerdy ginger onto the bleacher. "Don't you EVA' even THINK about hurtin' my niece again, you scrawny nerd!" He yells as Harold cowers in fear.
Owen starts crying and screaming "WHYYYYYY!" Crap I must have missed all the action of this game! What if I missed any drama? I mean, Tyler and Lindsay are gone, maybe that might be something.
I go to comfort my large friend. "Screaming Gophers, you, me, campfire pit tonight." My dad announces walking away.
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"Noah, you're leaving the island, walking down the Dock of Shame and catching the Boat of Losers!" My dad announces. "And you may never come back, EVER!"
"Wow, good luck you guys, 'cause you just voted off the only player with a brain!" He yells as we all throw our marshmallows at him, pissed off.
"You need to learn a little thing called RESPECT!" LeShawna yells at him.
"Hope you enjoy watching one of us win a million bucks!" I yell, grabbing a pinecone off the ground and throwing a direct hit on his left eye.
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Hey guys, so I have another story going up, but what I need is YOUR OC's. I'll accept anything, Mary Sues, Gary Stues, hell I'll even accept if you turn Sonic the hedgehog into one! I have slots open for Happy Tree Friends, and Total Drama. Okay, have a good day. Also, notice that I have a new chapter divider? Nice huh?
