Hello and welcome to chapter 4 of 'Life with the Akatsuki!' This chapter goes to Meco45, Twilightassassin13, Piper, and KillerGirl01!!!! Other people who review will be mentioned in the next chapter!
Me: Now Tobi and Zetsu…Would you like to the disclaimer?
Tobi: Yes! Because Tobi is a good boy!
Zetsu(white side): I'll gladly do it.
Zetsu (dark side): If you let me eat you after words…
Me: You will not eat me just do the disclaimers!
Tobi: gothicangel0827 doesn't own any of the akatsuki members! Can Tobi have a cookie now?
Me: *gives Tobi a cookie*
Zetsu (both sides): But she does own Kuro and Aoi. Can we have your corpse now?
Me: No.
Zetsu (both sides): T.T
Me: On with the story!
I seated myself next to Kakuzu to watch him play Monopoly with Hidan, Deidara, and Sasori. It was obvious that Kakuzu was going to win. Hidan was nearly bankrupt, Deidara was in jail, and Sasori didn't even try to buy lots. I let out a sigh and got up. I went to the backyard to see if Zetsu needed any help. He was putting down all of the grass squares, and was now planting a tree.
"Hey Kuro!" He said waving his arm. "Come here!"
I walked over to Zetsu and said "How may I help you?"
"Where is the water?" Zetsu's white side said.
"Um…well…" I said looking around the yard.
"Well?!" Zetsu's dark side said.
"It's over there." I said pointing towards the hose.
"No…that's a snake you idiot!" Zetsu said.
"No. That is what the water comes from!" I said aggravated.
"No. It's a snake" Zetsu said again.
I felt my eye twitch and I walked over the hose and brought back the end where the water comes out. I handed the end to Zetsu who hesitated to take it. Once he took it I turned away and in the corner of my eye I saw that he was holding it up to his face. I turn the knob and water started to hit Zetsu right in the face. He dropped the thing and I turned the knob off.
"That wasn't funny!" He said.
I laughed and then said "To me it was and now I have an idea.
I walked over to Zetsu and whispered what my idea was. He soon started to get an evil smirk and nodded along.
******************************20 minutes later*****************************
Luck for me and Zetsu everybody was in the kitchen and I gave Zetsu a thumb up. We then threw two water balloons at Hidan. He let out a yelp at the cold water that poured on his shirt. Kakuzu looked at Hidan and laughed…that is until I threw to giant water balloons to break on his head. He was whipping the water out of his eyes as Zetsu and I hit everyone else in the chest. That caused everyone to charge outside to try to hit us back. I ran to the coolers and grabbed 4 balloons and threw them at the back of Deidara's head. He yelped as the cold water ran down his purple shirt. He turned to see me sticking my tongue out at him and he dashed towards me with 2 water balloons. I turned and started to run causing me to running into Hidan making our lips met for a second. When was my bad luck with guys going to end? Everyone else stopped and looked us. We then broke apart and then we were bent over rubbing on or lips to try to make the taste of each other's lips go away. The team seemed to take advantage of this and hit both of us with every water balloon they had. Me and Hidan at one point caught one and threw it back at the nearest person.
*************************After the water balloons ran out*********************
The team walked into the house dripping wet. They all had smiles on their face and were giggling. Even Itatchi….it was kind of creepy seeing him smile like that. I went to the bathroom and handed everyone a towel. After everyone was dry, I sent them and their partners to their rooms that they share to change into dry clothes. (I forgot to mention this in the first chapter but they share rooms. Deidara and Tobi, Hidan and Kakuzu, Pein and Konan, Itatchi and Kisame, Zetsu gets his own room, and since Sasori doesn't sleep he doesn't need one. I don't mean to make this sound like yaoi…I tried to do their partners….) That is when I realized they need new underwear…Dear god… I really need to think these things over.
"Aoi I'm going to go to Wal-Mart to get underwear for the boys and girl!" I said after I changed myself.
"Okay!" She called back.
****************************After I got the underwear***********************
"Here…" I said, sliding the last pair of underwear under Hidan and Kakuzu's door.
"What the f^%$ is this?!" Hidan said.
"Underwear!" I said.
"Only girly men wear underwear!" Hidan called back.
"If you want to go to the beach tomorrow you are going to wear it because I got swimsuits that are very similar to that!" I said. (The underwear is boxers)
"…Fine" Hidan said, as I walked away felling happy that I won again.
"Dinner is going to be in 20 minutes!" I shouted loud enough for everyone to hear. I walked past Tobi and Deidara's door and I heard someone's stomach growl. I smirked as I picked up the phone to order Panda Express.
*********************************after the delivery*************************
The boys were in their room as me and Aoi were setting up the table. The boys must of smelled the food because they started to charge down the stairs nearly tripping over everybody else. When Deidara saw the food drool started to drip down the side of his mouth. It must have been him that I heard earlier. After everyone was down they seated themselves at our table and started opening the boxes and dropping large amounts on their plates. Good thing I ordered a lot. After several minutes of munching everyone was done. I looked at the digital clock on my microwave and it read 8:13pm. I wanted everyone to go to bed at 10 so they will wake up tomorrow for the beach without felling tired in the morning.
"Okay guys…" I said after cleaning everyone's plate.
The guy looked at me and I continued my sentence "Let's watch a horror movie"
The guys looked confused, but I moved past them and waved for them to follow without turning my body. They seated themselves in the couches and I walked over to the cabinet next to the T.V. I pulled out the movie 30 days of night and Lost Boys. I then put 30 days of night back and put Lost Boys into the D.V.D. player. I sat next to Tobi just as Aoi brought in 4 bowls of popcorn for us to share, she handed one to Deidara, one to Tobi, and one to Kisame, and the last one went to her. I pressed play and the movie started.
********************Half way through the movie*****************************
At one point all of the boys- except Tobi- were really into the movie. I also had to hold onto the popcorn as Tobi had arms around my neck cowering. Deidara caught sight of him and started laughing. The other boys followed his eyes and started laughing I grabbed the remote ant turned it up the volume all the way to get the boys attention back on the movie. It worked I told Tobi to go to bed.
*************************After the movie********************************
I shoed the boys to go to bed, they didn't want to at first but after I told them that if they did we would go the beach, they cooperated. I went to the kitchen to get a coke to see Sasori looking out the window at the stars. I grabbed a strawberry and threw it at his head. It hit his head with a thump.
"Ow!" He said rubbing his head
"Having trouble hearing again?" I teased.
"I was distracted…" He said.
I let out a small laugh and said "Well… I'm tired and I'm going to bed….will you check on the boys around 1 to make sure that none of them are sneaking out and causing trouble?" I asked.
"Sure," He said rolling his eyes.
"Good night!" I said walking past him.
"Good night…" He mumbled.
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Yay! Chapter 4 is done!!! Please read the other chapters later on!
