Project Alpha BBB: I finally went to see RISE OF THE GUARDIANS. (12/7) And it was AMAZING! I'm sooooo sorry I haven't updated, my hearts just not in this story any more. I don't see how I can make it funny, so if you don't like it becuase I'm trying to hard with my humor I'm just stopping now. At first I was like, Yeah, I should try, but now, I'm just like, 'PLEASE LET ME HURRY UP AND GET MY POINT ACROSS' lol.


"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my goooosssh." Menisha moaned at squeezing her eyes just tight at the sight in front of her. There was a huge green thing chowing down on Pepper's head.

"Pepper!" Menisha exclaimed. The green thing looked up at her happily chowing, but the funny thing is, there was no blood.

"Clint, Steve! Get in here now!" she shrieked.

Clint hopped from down from the fridge again and grinned at her causing her to scream again,

"You," she snapped, "Stop doing that. And you," she turned to Steve (she's still tied to her chair) who was frantically trying to yank Pepper out of the Hulk, "Keep doing that." she paused, "And somebody untie me!" she shrieked.

"I GOT IT!" a familiar female voice called.

Once she finished she turned to find Pepper right behind her, intact and not chowed down on. If you're.. who's..."

they turned to Steve whas holding a doll.

Pepper smiled, "Pranked ya." she giggled.

The hulk thingy roared.

"What is that!?"

"Oh that? That's Dr. Bruce Banner, aka, the Hulk."

Menisha stared at her, "Ok, you're crazy."

Pepper smiled proudly, "Thank you."

"Then who are you?" Menisha asked Pepper,

"Virginia Potts. Aka, Pepper Potts."

"You can't be Ms. Pepper Potts she's like 20 something years old (how old is she? Pepper, not Gwyneth Paltrow)

"You're so sweet." Pepper said with a smile, "But seriously, I'm Pepper Potts, CEO of Stark indurstries, this is Clint Barton, aka hawk-eye and Steve rogers, or Captain America."

Menisha's jaw dropped, "How- Why- what? How did get turned into kids? Why did you gey turned to kids... you know what? Ignore that question. Who turned you into kids. WHAT'S GOING ON?!" she screamed.

"Well you see, we were ambushed by Thor's step brother Loki, and he turned us to kids, then we ambushed him back, and kinda, snapped his septor in two and turned him into a kid. Now Tony and he are in the lab working on it, and Bruce should be down there too, but as you see, we needed him for our prank. Any other questions?" she asked.

"Yeah, how do you guys turn back into adults."

Pepper stared at her blankly, "Any other smart questions?" she asked.

"I can try and help."

"That's not a question!" Pepper exclaimed incrediously (or something like that).

"Seriously though, don you want any help? I'm like the smartest in my class." she said proudly.

"Woah, must be a dumb class." Pepper murmured to Clint who punched her in the arm,

"Be nice." he snapped, she raised her eyebrows at him, "This is nice." she told her. "I know." He murmured dejectically.

"Yeah sure, we can use you for... well, I'm sure we'll find something you can do." Steve told her.

They walked to the lab to where Tony, Loki, and Bruce were working frantically adn Natasha was sitting on a stool amusing herself by electrifying Loki every few seconds who looked and smelled like burnt toast.

"Guys, this is Menisha, Menihsa, this is the guys. Natasha Romanoff aka Black widow, Loki, aka Loki, Thor aka Thor, and Tony Stark aka, Iron Man."

"I'm the best." Tony piped up.

"Ummmm, no. no way, I finally get the chance to meet the awsome avengers," every one grinned as she paused, "and their babies?" she finishes to which every body frowns.

"Exsuse, me, I'll have you know I'm not a baby but a toddler with the mind of a grown man." Tony exclaims.

"Yeah, the brain of a grown man who has the brain of an ADHD toddler." Pepper muttered causing every one to laugh.

"Ummmm... you guys are crazy."

"Tell me about it." Clint grumbleed next to her head.

She jumped, "Stop it." she snapped.

"Alright whatever. You know what they say, 'Respect your elders'" Clint said.

Menisha gasped, "I'll have you know, I'm not that old."

"What grade are you in?" Tony asked.

"Senior in Highschool."

"Yeah, your old. Join the club." Tony told her.

"What ever. Lets get this scepter fixed and I can get paid and leave. I deserve double the amount for you children.

"How much were you paid?" Natasha asked curiously,

"20 for each so that's 120 bucks for each of you. And doubled is... 240."

"Dang."Clint exclaimed, "Fury's getting ripped off."


Sooooooooooooooo sorry for the long update I've been working on this chapter for like ever...