"Hello and welcome to our newest episode of 'Hailey's Interview with the Wicked Characters'! We have lots of questions and dares to get through today, so let's get on with it!" Hailey pulled out a slip of paper and then said "Our first review comes from UndefeatedAura who says This is interesting!
BTW here are my questions..
To Elphaba.. What is your impression on earth? (Particularly about the animals)
To Fiyero... Which country (on earth) do you think has the prettiest women? And why?
To Nessa... Would you rather walk or have Boq?
To Galinda... Have you watched 'miss universe'? For you, who deserves the crown? Why?
To Boq... What do you think of Nessa?
To Wizard and Horrible Moribble... Uhmmmmm... Kay, throw theme rotten veggies...

My dare will be in next episode ;)

Elphaba answered her question first. "My impression on earth is that I am ok with it. I do not like how the animals are treated there, but other than that, it's fine."

Fiyero answered next. "I am going to say Mexico because all of the women there look kind of like Elphaba with their dark hair, and such."

Hailey started to fangirl. "Awww, Fiyeraba! How cute!"

"That was very sweet Fiyero." said Elphaba.

"Ok, moving on," said Hailey. "Nessa, would you rather walk of have Boq?"

Nessa thought about it before saying "I think that I would rather have Boq." Boq rolled his eyes, but smiled slightly.

"Alright Galinda, have you watched 'Miss universe?"

"No, I haven't but I think that I should get the crown!" Glinda tossed her blonde, curly hair, and everyone shook their heads.

"Boq" asked Hailey "What do you think of Nessa?"

"I well, um I-I think she's….."

"Do you like Nessa?" asked Hailey.

Boq looked embarrassed for a moment. "I do like Nessa."

Nessa jumped out of her seat excitedly "Yay! Boq likes me!"

"Now for the last dare, alright everyone, get out the rotten veggies!" the audience got out their bags of rotten vegetables, and threw them at Madame Morrible and the wizard.

"Hey! Stop!" they both yelled at the same time.

The audience threw the veggies for a full two minutes, until Hailey said "alright everyone, that's enough… for now…" Hailey smiled at the wizard and Morrible wickedly. Our next review comes from Wanli8970 who says Okay, I know this might seem a little personal, but, Nessa do you really love Elphaba? I'm not really sure if you do or not, you have never really support to her, or more specifically, like when Frex would abuse her. I'm not trying to be offensive, I just wondering, do you really your sister?

Nessa looked sad "Of course I love Elphaba, I mean, she is my sister. That is true that I never supported her, but there was a time when I didn't love her. I feel bad for that, but I love her now."

Elphaba looked sad, and also a little bit angry. "Nessa I took care of you throughout our childhood. I basically raised you, and you didn't love me! I did all I could for you and it is never enough is it!?"

"I'm sorry, Elphaba, I hope you can forgive me. It just took a while to see past your green skin."

Elphaba just sat there with folded arms looking annoyed. Hailey decided to get things moving along "Ok, our next review comes from ElphieisPopular who says *Appears with the broom from Elphaba* Well that was fun, but I'm feeling quite dizzy now. Excuse me one minute. *comes back after one minute* So, where were we? Oh I know! The black wig on Glinda's head was quite funny, but now it's gonna be vice versa, for a whole episode Elphaba has to wear a blonde wig! After that I'm gonna stop with hair change..
Hey Nessie! *whispers* I think it's time to go on a date, don't you think?
Fiyero, because you had won the competition, I have a surprise for you. You can ask Elphie every spell you want! Yes, Elphaba you have to do it!
Hey wizard! Don't you want to tell us something? Perhaps something about Melena?
So I wanted to do something funny, but the broomstick makes me sick. Soooo *grabs Glinda's wand and summons a purple bubble* Don't worry, I give the wand back! When I'm done with it...

Elphaba was happy to have her broom back, but the blonde wig didn't go over so well. "Hey! First you steal my broom, and then you make me wear a blonde wig!" Elphaba sneered at the big purple bubble that was floating away.

"Now Elphaba, she returned the broom, and there are supposed to be funny dares in this interview." Hailey said while trying to stifle a laugh because of the wig on Elphaba's head.

"The wig is very funny, Elphie." said Glinda who was not even attempting to control her laughter.

Elphaba frowned and then sat back down. "Wait a minute, now I have to do as many spells for Fiyero as he wants?!"

"You sure do!" said Fiyero.

"Fiyero, it's dangerous, I could mess up and then something bad might happen!"

"Well, she said you have to do It." said Hailey.

"Ok fine, what spells do you want?" Elphaba asked Fiyero.

"Hmmm, for starters, I could use a brownie!" Fiyero smiled hopefully at Elphaba.

Elphaba sighed, and snapped her fingers. A plate with a brownie appeared in Fiyero's hand. "do you think of anything besides food?" asked Elphaba.

"Yes I do." Fiyero said while mowing down on a mouthful of brownie.

Nessa looked very happy at the idea of a date with Boq.

Hey wizard! Don't you want to tell us something? Perhaps something about Melena?

"I well, um…ok, on the night that Frex left, I went to their house and gave Melena a bottle of green elixir, then we -…"

Hailey cut him off. "Hey, this is rated K+ and I am NOT going to up the rating just because you feel like going into detail! Now that that is over, our next review comes from AirHawk19 who says: Elphaba and Glinda, what is your favorite memory from when you were roommates?
Fiyero, I challenge you to walk on peg stilts in a tall clown costume. (Hint: You'll have to keep moving to keep your balance.)

Elphaba walked over to Glinda and whispered something to her. "Elphie, we can't tell them about that…" Glinda winked at Elphaba.

Elphaba decided to tell another story. "Well my favorite was when Glinda painted my nails pink in my sleep, when I woke up and looked at my nails, I screamed so loud, half of Shiz must have heard!" The audience giggled.

"My favorite memory is all of those times when I attempted to give Elphie a makeover, but she refused."

Fiyero looked frightened. Glinda's makeup team came out to put Fiyero in a clown costume. "Wait, stop!" Fiyero yelled. It was too late, though because after the traditional cloud of dust, Fiyero was in a clown costume complete with the makeup, and the red nose. He was also standing on stilts. Fiyero tried to take one step, but ended up falling face down onto the stage. "I'm Ok!" he said while raising a hand from the stage.

"Ok, our last review comes from Doglover645 Yay for Melena!

Elphaba: cast any spell you want on Fish-face Morrible. BUT nothing lethal. We need her around or else there's no fishy fun.
Everyone: Sum up your life in one word.
Everyone: There's a song I want you to listen to then say your thoughts about it. It's called "You Ruin Me" by the Veronicas.
Boq: You WILL be with Nessa! You will!
Fiyero: Where do you buy your tight white pants?

Well done so far! Update soon!

Elphaba started chanting "Oh NO!" Morrible yelled. There was a cloud of smoke, and Madame Morrible was sent flying into the air.

"Wow, where'd she go?" Glinda asked.

Everyone watched through the big hole in the ceiling, waiting for the fish to come crashing back down. The tech crew came out with a mattress for Morrible to fall on (only so she didn't die.)

After a good 30 seconds, the head 'shiztress' came falling through the same hole she had gone up in. she landed on the mattress, bounced a few times, then stopped and rubbed her head. "ugh what happened?" she suddenly realized had happened. "Grr! I'll get you, my greenie and your little monkey too!"

"I can't believe it you just stole the wicked witch of the west's line!" said Hailey.

"Elphaba said that?" asked Fiyero.

"Well, not really, in the wizard of Oz…. well, I'm not going to get into that. Anyway, the next dare is that everyone needs to sum up their life in one word!"

Elphaba said "strugglous."

"Fae, I don't think that is a word." Said Fiyero.

"Well, now it is." Elphaba replied.

"I would say swankified!" said Fiyero.

"Crazy." Said Nessa.

"boring." Said Boq.

"Wonerful." The wizard said.

"Do you say that about everything?" asked Elphaba.

"Yes." The wizard replied.

"Galindafied!" Glinda shouted.

"Ok, next dare, we have to listen to a song called 'you ruin me.'" They listened to the song.

Hailey shared her thoughts first. "I liked it, but it was a bit slow for my taste."

"I think it sounds like if someone wrote a song about my life." Elphaba said. Glinda was crying. What's wrong Glinda?" asked Elphaba.

"That was such a sad song!" she said.

"That was dramatic." Said Boq. "I thought it was a good song.

Everyone nodded in agreement, everyone except Glinda.

"Fiyero, where did you get those tight white pants?" asked Hailey. "it was the last question."

"They were made by the royal clothing makers in the Vinkus, they are one of a kind, and you can't get them anywhere else." Fiyero said proudly.

"And that is the end of our episode, please review and give us your questions and dares!" the lights went down, and everyone went backstage.