Apprentice: Welcome back! We've got some good dares for ya, so sit back, relax, and enjoy their pain. These were submitted by Heavy. Remember, it's him talking, not me!

Disclaimer: I don't own Pokémon.

Keldeo- Tell Groudon that he's fat.

Suicune- Beat Keldeo up for being a sucky Water-type Legend.

Latias- Slap 3 people of your choice.

Uxie- Punch yourself as hard as you can in the nuts. (If you have any)

Registeel- Eat some bacon.

Apprentice: (chuckles evilly) I love the way your foul little mind works! Keldeo!

Keldeo: (in a wussy voice) He's too scary!

Apprentice: Don't worry; you can't get hurt in a Fanfic…

Keldeo: OK! (to Groudon) You're so fat, Wailords call you Tubby!

Groudon: (eats Keldeo)

Apprentice: …unless I want you to. Heh heh heh heh…

Groudon: (pukes Keldeo up 'cuz he's a loser)

Apprentice: Suicune, it's your turn!

Suicune: I've always wanted to do this. HAVE AT YOU! (mauls Keldeo to death, then follows him into the Distortion World and kills his spirit)

Apprentice: Poor Keldeo. I hated him, Cobalion. Latias!

Latias: (slaps Ash) Poképhile! (slaps Latios) I told you not to waste your final life! (slaps Registeel) I hate you. Drop dead.

Registeel: PHYSICAL PAIN DETECTED. RECOMMENDATION: ASSIMILATE BACON. (eats bacon)

Apprentice: (confused) How did he do that? He doesn't even have a mouth!

Uxie: I'm genderless, so I don't have any.

Apprentice: Aaaand scene. Alright people, spot the reference!