Texting
Vash was sitting at a world meeting, bored and annoyed as ever when he felt his phone vibrate. When he checked it he'd seen it was a text from Lili.
How could you?
I trusted you and you cheated on me!
He looked at the phone a moment, trying to process what he was reading when he got another text.
Oh, sorry bruder. That was meant
for Peter.
He understood that she hadn't meant to text him and said,
Oh.
After a moment he reopened his phone and texted her again.
On a completely unrelated topic,
have you seen my shotgun
anywhere?
And as soon as that meeting ending a little boy got shot in the face.
AN: And that's how Sealand got shot in the face :3. Because I saw this funny picture and I immediately thought of Liechtenstein and Switzerland, and Sealand because I've heard of SealandxLiechtenstein, not that I have anything against the pairing.
Here's the picture if you wanna see it, imgres?start=198&hl=en&tbo=d&gbv=2&biw=1311&bih=593&tbm=isch&tbnid=p_RfiEsfQK3yzM:&imgrefurl= /dad-of-the-year/&docid=VJ2EZtVztpCyGM&imgurl= &w=620&h=576&ei=qiXlUJ7kI4X28wSy-ICwCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=582&vpy=100&dur=2523&hovh=216&hovw=233&tx=145&ty=239&sig=100068255516498311855&page=9&tbnh=146&tbnw=157&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:200,i:7
Sorry. It's stupid. It's short. But I had to write it. And kudos if you did like it! Anyway, updating's been slow with this fic, huh? And I only have like, what, 3 one-shots? Well on that note, R&R(read and review), F&F(favorite and follow), becuase they will get better! I promise! Actually...I don't promise, 'cause then if they don't get better that makes me a lying douche...as a matter-of-fact, they won't get better 'cause by saying they'll get better I'm probably jinxing it, so I don't promise that they'll get better 'cause they won't. Wow that'd have to be the stupidest shit I've ever typed...well until next chapter, adieu~!
