Back in Demyx's room (again, again) – Another Joins the Fun
All is well in Demyx's room. The org. members have returned unscathed, Axel is enjoying himself, and Marluxia is being strangled by Xigbar.
"BECAUSE OF YOU I WILL NEVER GET A RAISE AGAIN!!" Xigbar shouts infuriatingly and tries to strangle Marluxia to death.
"…can't… breathe…" Marluxia utters. Demyx mean while is trying to break them apart.
"Quit it guys, let's just keep playing!" Demyx pleads.
"Not yet! NOT UNTIL I TASTE HIS BLOOD!!" Xigbar shouts. Meanwhile, Axel and Roxas quietly watch from the other side of the room.
"Man, Demyx, you were right! This game is much better than cable!" Axel snickered. He takes out a sea-salt ice-cream bar and starts eating it.
"Couldn't you at least help me?!" Demyx asked Axel. "Uh, no." Axel replied. Still eating the ice-cream. "Want some?" He asked Roxas, holding the ice-cream toward him.
"No thanks." replied Roxas.
"WHY WON'T YOU CROAK YOU FRICKIN' BRAINLESS PINK-HAIRED MONKEY?!" Xigbar shouted with fury as he shook Marluxia's already straining neck side to side. As Axel and Roxas watch Demyx, Xigbar, and Marluxia, there is a knock at the door.
"Could one of you guys get that?" Demyx asked. "I'm kind of busy!" Axel gives Roxas the ice-cream to hold and walks to the door. Axel opens the door, and is quite surprised.
"…. Zexion?"
Zexion is standing in the doorway, and staring back at Axel. "I want in." he demanded
"In what?" Axel asked quizzically.
He clarifies. "In the game…let me play." He demands again. There is a pause, and then…
"What?!"
"What?!"
"Hunh?!" said Xigbar, looking away for a moment.
Marluxia then manages to break free of Xigbar's grip. "-gasp- I'm free!!" He shouts. Xigbar hears this and turns back. "Like hell you are!" he strangles Marluxia again, gripping on to his neck even tighter. Axel meanwhile was shocked, but in a cool way.
Feeling a little uncomfortable, "So… can I play?" Zexion asked. Everyone then looks at Demyx, wondering what his decision will be.
"Uh, sure." Demyx then stands up, neglecting Marluxia's strangulation. "The more the merrier!"
Later -The Fourth Dare
"Now that Zexion's in, things are going to start heating up!" Demyx said. Zexion then eyed Axel from the corner of his eye. Axel was aware of it. "Don't worry, I won't burn anything….much."
Acting as a game show announcer, Demyx then shouted "Let the games continue!"
"Hey Zexion, do you know how to play?" Xigbar asked.
Zexion looked at Xigbar. "…A little, why do you ask?"
Xigbar smirked. "'Cause it's my turn and I'm not going to be easy on you!" He asks. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth." Zexion replies.
"Hmm," Well, this is a bummer. Xigbar thought. I was hoping he would pick dare. Then again, this is Zexion we're talking about…lazy emo kid.
"Come on! Ask a damn question already!" Axel said, becoming impatient. "Alright, alright!" With time running out, Xigbar then asks a rather poorly thought up question. "Uh….How old am I?" Everyone gives him a look. Axel sneers, "What, Xigbar, you forget how to count again?"
Xigbar glared at him. "Shut up, smart-ass." The rest of the group was a bit disappointed. Demyx even commented, "Gee, Xigbar. I was kind of hoping for a better—"
"40."Zexion announced bluntly. Everyone looked at Zexion, then looked at Xigbar. "Is that true?" Roxas asked. Xigbar was silent, but the group still stared at him. Xigbar finally replied.
"….He's right." Then suddenly, Marluxia shouted with an obnoxious voice. "Eww! Forty-year-old virgin!!" The room exploded with laughter. Axel and Roxas laughed with tears coming down their faces, Demyx was rolling on the floor, and Zexion was chuckling under his breath. Xigbar's eye was narrow as he glared at Marluxia, thinking of hateful intentions to do upon him. (Wow, that sounded perverted.)
"Marluxia, hate you enough as it is. At point, I don't mind going to jail for murder…" Xigbar threatened. Behind Marluxia's head formed a giant sweat drop.
Soon the group started to calm down, and continued with the game. "It's my turn now, right? So…what do I do?" Zexion asked sheepishly.
"Are you serious?" Roxas asked. "Jeez, Zexion, haven't you ever played truth of dare before?"
"Well, I usually don't play girl games…" Zexion pointed out. Roxas was quiet. "It's simple," Demyx explained. "You just ask the person 'Truth' or 'Dare', they pick one and then…"
"That's when you get to screw with 'em!" Said Axel with an evil looking smirk. Zexion, who was sitting next to him, moved 3 ft. away.
"Yup, exactly." Demyx added. "And guess what, I'm your victim!" he said, ever so cheerfully. "So just TRY to do your worst…." Five minutes passed.
In the bathroom –
The group was in The Castle's bathroom area as they proceeded to watch Demyx complete his dare. They were huddled around something.
Demyx spoke, "Why do I have to do this?" He looked at what was in front of him and the others snickered.
"Because you couldn't answer the simple questions Zexion asked you." Axel reminded.
"They were damn algebra questions!" Demyx complained. "How was I supposed to know what 16x - 64 equals to!?"
"Obviously it true you suck at math." Xigbar commented. "Indeed, everyone knows that the answer is 11!" Marluxia stated. He then dramatically strikes a pose and points to the toilet. "Now then, DRINK FROM THE FOUNTAIN OF MERRIMENT AND JOY!" He says, rather gallantly.
Axel, Xigbar and Roxas burst with tears of laughter. Zexion tries to hide his laughter by chuckling quietly. Demyx regrets ever starting this game.
"Come on now! Do it, you know you want to!" Xigbar 'tempts' Demyx. "After all… it's all in good fun." Zexion points out, smiling.
Demyx lifts the toilet seat. "Ugh, it smells awful! Worse than Xemnas's cheap clone!" Demyx complained. "Don't smell it, just drink it!" Axel shouts. Axel takes Demyx's head and pushes it into the toilet, almost drowning Demyx in it until he finally takes a big gulp of the toilet water!
"EWWWW!!" Demyx shouts.
Xigbar points at Demyx and laughs heartedly (even though he doesn't have a heart but why point that out?) and Roxas can hardly breathe. Zexion is, once again, silently chuckling and Marluxia keeps chanting 'swirly.'
After shoving Demyx's head all around the toilet, Axel that brings his head up and asks Demyx "Heh heh heh…How's it taste?"
The expression on Demyx's face is a mix between utter disgust and wanting to social suicide (priceless). "This is sick and it tastes horrible!"
"Just two more gulps and you'll be free." Zexion said. "Yeah, you wouldn't want to break the dare rules now, would you?" Axel asks slyly.
"Yes! Yes I would!" Demyx pleads. Axels pauses for a moment. "Uh, I don't think so." He then drowns Demyx some more. (which is odd because he's the dude that controls water, so…?)
Later in the hallway –
There is a secret meeting between Zexion and Saïx.
"So do you have it?" Saïx asks.
"Yes, it's all on tape." Zexion replies.
"Are you sure?" Saïx asks suspiciously.
"Yes, everything. The part when they draw on Luxord's face with permanent marker while he's asleep, the part when they volunteer to do Lexeaus's laundry and dye all his whites pink, the part when they sneak on Xemnas while he's tanning and suntan the words 'I LIKE MEN HERE' on his chest, and even the part where Axel had to wear Larxene's bra and stuff them with melons." Zexion pauses. "Frankly, I didn't know she wore bras…"
"Neither did I… Anyways, good work. Here's the 50 munny for a job well done." Saïx and Zexion exchange items.
"Now I can buy Final Fantasy XIII."
"And I can show this on the Organization's movie night… Or maybe Youtube…."
The End
Finally it's done! Now I can die happy! :D (Not that I want to.)
Kingdom Hearts characters © Tetsuya Nomura
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