Goddamn fucking America.

I don't know what the fuck he was thinking when he ordered a full house cleaning service. Or why the hell he didn't tell the stupid Mexican ladies to stay the fuck outta my room. So yeah. I spent most of the last- what? Two weeks?- looking for you.

Okay so I kinda gave up the search after 2 days. I told you I don't give a rat's ass about this diary thing. Turns out you were in my desk drawer. Who the hell looks in their desk drawer? Stupid Mexicans...

And don't worry. Nothing interesting happened while I was gone. Same ol' same ol'. Except those cruise liners I sunk. That was kindav a biggie.

I got a transgraph from home. It's my race's equivalent of a letter. But yeah. Mom was jus' giving a family update. Like I need it. I already know my bro got himself into some deep shit with the Intergalactic Watch. Stupid ass is like some fucked up combo of Prussia and Denmark set loose in Oktoberfest times 10. Again, nothing new.

The burger vacuum has been busy the last week preparing for Thanksgiving. It's supposed to be a time when everyone says thanks for everything or some shit. The way I see it is it's the beginning of the Native American's mass genocide. Whoop dee fucking doo for them.

But ah well. S'long as I get ma turkey dinner, I'm cool. Maybe after I'll go celebrate by shooting pumpkins at Eyebrows-Bastard afterwards :D

Tony


I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR NOT UPDATING I KNOW. But shit, aka life, happens, but I won't go into personal details.

And for those of you freaking out about the Mexican comments, I swear I am not a racist. But Tony is, especially when pissed. I have respect for everyone disregardful of race. Apologies to anyone who was offended.

~ Amie S.