Harley walked down the street, she was thinking about Bruce Wayne. Then she noticed people were running past her. Then there was a blaring explosion. Harley hid behind a car. Her heart was beating fast. Then she heard laugher. The laugher was full of madness. There was another explosion. Harley could hear people screaming. Harley put her hands on the car and looked around the corner of the car. She could only see one man a few feet from her hiding spot, but there had to be more around. The man had a purple suit on, green hair, and was wearing clown makeup.

"You got to be kidding me…"

The man must have heard her because he looked at her. Harley couldn't move. The man walked toward her. The man stop in front of her and Harley leaned up against the car. The man looked around.

"Come boys! We have a pretty new toy to play with!"

Within a few seconds a group of men were around Harley. Harley looked around at the men. They were all wearing clown makeup. Harley couldn't help but giggle. The man with the green hair leans forward.

"Why are you just giggling now?"

Harley looked up to the man. She then smiles.

"I love clowns."

The man frown a little and leans back up. He puts his hand inside his suit jacket and pulls out a handgun. Harley's eyes opened wide. The man looks around at the other men.

"She loves clowns. That puts a smile on my face. How about you guys?"

The men nodded in agreement, and then they started to shout.

"You are the best, Joker!"

"The Clown Prince of Crime!"

"Batman has nothing on you!"

Harley just listens to the men shouting. So this was Joker. Everyone seems to say that name around her a lot. She looks at the Joker. She couldn't put her finger on it, but he looks really familiar. Like he was from a bad dream Harley had sometimes. Harley got up from the ground. All the men looked at her.

"You are the Joker. Did I know you by any chance?"

The Joker looks her up and down. He frowns.

"You do look familiar…. But ha! Who really cares?"

He points the gun at her.

"Now boys, where should I hit first? Her pretty legs? Her beating heart? Or the classic, her head?"

Before the men could say anything, Harley started to cry. Harley sinks to the ground and puts her hands on her ears. The Joker lowers the gun.

"That crying….. Harley?"

The Joker puts the gun away. Harley looks up at him. He was smiling at her. He then said something, but Harley couldn't hear him. Her hands were still on her ears.

"What did you say?"

The man frowns. He puts his hands on his ears and puts them down again. Harley slowly lowers her hands.

"Harley is that you?"

Harley mouth fell open a little. So she did have a connection to this man. Yet he was a bad guy by the looks of things. She must lie to him. She must keep herself safe.

"No. My name is… is…"

The Joker became angry. He pulls out the gun again and points it Harley's head.

"What is your name!"

Harley closes her eyes. Who could she say? Then she knew. Harley opens her eyes and looks up at the Joker.

"My name is Ursula…"

The Joker frowns.

"That's too bad for you then. If you were Harley, I would have let you go. Hahahahaahahahaaha!"

Harley shuts her eyes quickly and puts her hands on her ears. Tears roll down her face. She waited for the bullet that would kill her, but it never came. She couldn't hear anything and was too scared to open her eyes. Why wasn't she dead yet? Her chest was starting to hurt; her heart was beating too fast. Would Ivy be mad that she didn't call yet? A few minutes past, and Harley opens her eyes. There was no one around her. She lowers her hands. Then she could hear the yelling and sounds of gun fired.

"Kill him! Kill him!"

Boom

"I can't get a clear shot!"

Boom… Boom

They were in front of the car. She must not look, but alas she did anyways. Harley looked around the corner of the car. She saw the Joker fighting a man dress as a bat. That must be the Batman. She had heard a lot about him. She looks around and could all the other men on the ground. She looks back to the fight just in time to see the Joker punch the Batman in the face, and run toward her. He puts out his infamous gun. He grabs Harley's arm and pulls her up. He puts the gun to her head.

"Be a good girl Ursula and scream for me."

Harley starts to cry. The Batman hears Harley, and runs to her. He stops when he saw the Joker and the gun.

"Well bats! What are you going to do? Come any closer and the sweet girl gets it or run away to your little cave? Hahahahaahaaha!"

The Batman frowns.

"I would never run away. Let her go Joker."

The Joker laughs again. Harley could feel the gun pressing into her head. She looked at Batman, he was the good guy. Harley knew that if he turns, the Joker would most likely shoot him. Something clicks in her head.

"I'm so sorry Ivy..."

The Joker heard her, and puts the gun down. He lets her go, and Harley turns to look at him. She must protect the Batman. The city needed him. The Joker had a smile on his face.

"Harley… Is that really you?"

Harley smiles at him.

"Yes."

The Joker opens his arms to her, and Harley runs to him. Joker hugs her. Harley puts her hand on the gun. She then kisses the Joker, and bites his bottom lip. He pushes her away, and Harley pulls his gun. He lets go of the gun. Harley stands in front of him with the gun pointed at his head. The Joker started to laugh.

"That's the Harley I love! Hahahahaahaa!"

Batman puts his hand on Harley's shoulder.

"Give me the gun Harley."

Harley shakes her head no.

"No. I won't let him hurt you."

The Batman was taken aback a little by that. The Joker stops laughing.

"Are you going to kill me Harley? Your loving Mistah J?"

"Yes."

The Joker puts his hand in his jacket again, and pulls out a tiny gun. He points it to Harley. Tears started to roll down Harley face. She closes her eyes and pulls the trigger.


KizzD: "It has been a while. I do not own Batman"

Harley: "This was good."

Batman: "When do I get Harley?"

KizzD: "Soon."

Joker: "Bats! Get your hands off my woman!"

KizzD: "How did you get here?" *Loads Shotgun*