Well, you guys didn't say stop, so here's some more!
Thanks for Skyress98 for #22 and #24.
Thanks to Alice Gone Madd for helping me with #27.
I do not own Transformers or anything in relation, and it seriously pains me that I don't. I do own my OCs, SO DON'T STEAL THEM OR I WILL COME AFTER YOU AND MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING PIT! Enjoy. :D
Ch. 4
Hunter—22. Don't tease the Fuser about dating a 'Con.
(Because I'm not!)
(Just because Starscream is obsessed and in love with me, it doesn't mean I like him!)
(Why do you think I call him 'Stalkerscream'?)
(It's bad enough I can barely be on the internet now without worring about if he'll find me on there.)
(I've already had to change my email three times!)
(He's creepy, a freak, and I don't need constant teasing about his being my boyfriend.)
(Bulkhead learned that the hard way.)
(He was teasing me again and I snapped.)
(He'd just battled with Breakdown, so I blurted out the question of how the date went.)
(I also asked if Breakdown had let him get to second base with him yet.)
(That shut him up.)
(It also made him Ratchet-worthy grouchy and homophobic for the rest of the day.)
(Unfortunately for Bulkhead, most of the rest of the team were in the vicinity and heard my little joke.)
(Now they constantly tease him about it.)
(How's it feel, Bulk?)
(Learn from your mistakes!)
Artemis—23. Always watch your language.
(It's true: I'm a potty-mouth.)
(And no, Skids and Mudflaps, that does not mean that I drink out of the toilet.)
(I'm not proud of it, but I can't seem to kick it.)
(Mom gave up on me trying to quit a long time ago and, even though I cursed around my sister all the time, Gemma just never was a real potty-mouth.)
(The same cannot be said for Annabelle.)
(The toddler is at that point where she repeats everything she hears and everything she repeats is her new favorite word.)
(The other night I was babysitting for Sarah and Will as they went out on a date night.)
(Things were going great.)
(I played with Annabelle, fed her, gave her a bath, tucked her in bed, and began to read/sing her to sleep.)
(As I left the room I wasn't watching where I was going and stubbed my toe.)
(Hard.)
(Without thinking I yelped out the human equivalent of the word 'frag'.)
(Much to my dismay, Annabelle decided she loved the word.)
(I am currently trying to teach her a new favorite word before the Lennoxes get home.)
(Oh, it's not Will and Sarah I'm afraid of.)
(It's Ironhide.)
Bay—24. Don't watch Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with the 'bots.
(Bulkhead was mortified by the car crash.)
(Prowl almost glitched at the aspect of Chitty being crushed and melted down.)
(Ratchet scoffed at the toot sweets, sayin' that somethin' like that wasn't even possible.)
(Because he's such a candy connoisseur . *eye roll*)
(Bumblebee wouldn't stop goin' on and on about how he could beat Chitty in a race with all four wheels tied behind his backplate.)
(I personally would love to see that.)
(Optimus got really annoyed with the 'Chi-Chi Face' song.)
(I couldn't blame him there.)
(When Chitty started flyin', they all figured it was a 'con.)
(Sari and I had to pause the movie and talk to them for two hours before we could convince them otherwise.)
(As for their question of what Chitty actually was, we couldn't answer them.)
(Just don't ask what happened when the Child Catcher came into the picture.)
(Sari and I are currently under lock down and aren't to leave the optic-sight of the 'bots until they are absolutely sure that there's not Child Catchers around.)
(And there's a lot of creeps in Detroit.)
(This is gonna be a loooong day.)
Hunter—25. Do keep innocents away from Ratchet.
(Please, for the sake of everyone's peace of mind and all that is good in the world, keep your innocents away from him!)
(It all started when Sarah Lennox announced her pregnancy.)
(Annabelle started getting all curious about where babies come from.)
(For some reason she decided to turn to me for the answer.)
(I now know how Dad felt when I asked him about where sparklings come from that one time.)
(I was planning on using the old Stork or Cabbage Patch story.)
(Unfortunately Ratchet was in the room when she asked the question and answered for me...)
(He doesn't really believe in the... 'keeping children innocent' policy.)
(Thinks that the best and most productive way to teach them is to give them the Primus-honest truth so that they'll be ready for the real world.)
(Annabelle is six years old!)
(She's not going to be going out into the real world for the next twelve to thirteen years!)
(She still watches Barney for cryin' out loud!)
(I just can't wait for Annabelle to start imparting all of her new found knowledge onto her parents.)
(Good luck, Ratchet.)
(Maybe you can convince them that she learned all of that from the giant purple dinosaur of our warped imaginations.)
(That way I don't have to watch it when I baby-sit.)
Artemis—26. Never talk like a valley girl.
(Especially if you're a guy.)
(Us girls can get away with it for a while, but if you're a guy, not only does it make you sound stupid and annoying, it can also get you psych-evaluated.)
(By Ratchet.)
(Not a fun process.)
(Sam and Leo would know.)
(That was the best dare I've ever thought up!)
(And the awesome part was that it was a sarcastic comment, not an actual dare!)
Bay—27. Do be careful when using references.
" I see dead people."
(It was another slumber party night at the base.)
(Sari was tellin' scary stories, but no one was freaked out.)
('Cept 'Bee.)
(In a moment of dead silence I decided to whisper the quote in a really creepy voice.)
(That sure got the 'bots scared!)
(It also got me psych-evaluated.)
(I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!)
" I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. An elephant's faithful 100%."
(Sari and I mentioned we should use it as our motto.)
(Prowl said we couldn't because none of us were elephants.)
(Really? Tell us more, Mr. Obvious.)
(We explained we'd substitute 'Autobot' in for 'elephant'.)
(Optimus said that wouldn't work either.)
(When I asked him why he pointed out Sentinel Prime.)
(Sari and I couldn't argue with him there.)
" The devil made me do it!"
(Bumblebee's excuse for snatchin' and tryin' to use his turbo-boosters against Blurr in a race.)
(The others thought he'd finally fried his circuits and put him under a two hour psych-evaluation.)
('Bee and Sari kept screamin' how he was fine.)
(They didn't listen.)
(I ran around him carryin' a bible.)
(And rosary beads.)
(And a crucifix.)
(Sprinklin' "holy" water on him, and screamin' out things like:)
("Come out of this 'bot!")
("The power of Christ compels you!")
(And...)
("Be gone, Satan!")
(Yeah.)
(I'm lots of help.)
" One does not simply walk into a Decepticon argument."
(Bulkhead, Bumblebee, and I stumbled upon a bickerin' Blitzwing and Lugnut.)
(The guys were all pumped for takin' them on.)
(But these two against Blizty-boy and Lug-head?)
(I don't think so.)
(They just looked at me like I was crazy [probably because I used my Lord of the Rings accent] and went in with stingers and wreckin'-balls ablazin' anyway.)
(I stayed behind.)
(Someone had to be in one piece in order to call for backup.)
" I'm the Avatar, and you gotta deal with it!"
(No, I'm not really the Avatar, just a lot like it.)
(Which is why I absolutely love the show.)
(And of the two, Korra is my absolute favorite.)
(So when I got the costume for Halloween, I couldn't help but put it on and enter the main room of the base where everyone else was by kickin' down a wall.)
(The looks on their faces were priceless.)
(I can imagine that they thought the same of mine once Optimus told me that I'd have to fix the wall on my own.)
(I'm the Avatar, and I don't wanna deal with this!)
Hunter—28. Always be cautious with your powers.
(In my defense, I am very careful with my powers.)
(Well... okay, most of the time I am.)
(But you can't really blame me for what happened.)
(If you had experienced and endured everything I have, you'd have terrible nightmares too!)
(And you would feel the need to defend yourself.)
(Granted, you probably wouldn't have to worry about blowing down a wall with your pyrokenesis.)
(Or nearly disintegrating whoever woke you up with it either.)
(Bumblebee still side-steps me for fear I might blow off his new legs with another fireball.)
(Everyone has learned to wake me gently.)
(And as for the walls and doors of my room?)
(Well, the guys got tired of fixing them.)
(So my metal doors have since be replaced with blast and flame resistant ones.)
(Ratchet had Fowler order several really big sheets of the stuff for the walls of my room.)
(They should be arriving next week.)
Good? Bad? Yes? No? Funny? Voldshtein? Any ideas for what other rules to do? If you have some, leave a comment, and, unless you think the idea would be absolutely perfect for a certain girl, don't leave an OC name beside it. I'll decide what rule goes to whom. Yes, I'm a control freak like that. :)
