Me: Okay guys, I have got all my fics sorted out.
Mario Party Disaster: The one I will be updating the most, until it is finished. I would rate it 8/10 myself, because I like writing it.
Mario Battle Season Two: I will probably start this one when I am doing Mario Party 5 of Mario Party Disaster. I will try to make it better than last time, because I will be adding 6 more characters, and I might make someone be a saboteur, that will try to make the others lose the games, so they can win. And the public will be voting, not the characters (Not you people, the audience or public in my fic, lol)
Passport to Death: The one that I really want to write. I am probably going to put a hell lot of characters in it, not just the normal ones, like Mario, Luigi, Peach...I will HAVE them, but different ones too, like Flurrie, Rosalina, ect.
Who am I: It will be uploaded every 500 years. Joking...Or am I? I will be putting in Sonic characters soon, so that means double the challenge. MWAHAHA :) I WILL take a long time to upload, so don't think I have abandoned it, because I haven't. (God, it's my most popular fic, geez)
Terrible Times: (Idea by Star333) The one I will probably start last. Maybe I could start it in the middle of Mario Battle, but then I would have 5 fics on my hands, and come on! Lol.
Anyway, with that aside, enjoy.
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Yoshi gulped as sweat trickled down his forehead.
'Heh...Come on, Wario, you don't really want to do this, right? You wouldn't want to kill you're best friend, do you?'
'Thanks a lot, bastard' muttered Luigi, and glared at the dinosaur.
Wario stopped walking towards them a moment, and look at the knife in his dirty hand. And when I say dirty, I mean DIRTY.
'Of course I want to kill you' the fat man said. 'Otherwise I wouldn't be doing this right now, hm?'
'God, I'm just trying to be dramatic' muttered Yoshi, and folded his arms.
'Dude, you ALWAYS say that' grumbled Mario.
'Like when?' asked Yoshi, going red.
'Well, two weeks ago we were walking in the park, and then you're ice cream dropped off the cone, and the you started yelling and crying, so I asked you what the hell you were doing, and you said 'God, I'm just trying to be dramatic'
Yoshi smiled.
'Heh, that was quite funny'
'Guys, that is NOT the fucking point!' yelled Luigi, surprising everyone. 'Wario is trying to KILL us right now, and you guys are on about Yoshi's stupid speeches!'
'No, dude, just no' said Yoshi casually, and lay down on the stage.
'What the FUCK are you doing now!?' Luigi cried.
'It's called meditating, ever heard of it before?' asked Yoshi, looking up at the green plumber.
'That is actually a great idea. It makes me think about pizza' smiled Mario, and got into the pose.
'Guys, that is so gay' laughed Wario, brushing his finger across the knife.
'You're gay' scowled Luigi.
'Oh, so that's how you wanna play, huh?' Wario looked at Luigi angrily.
'Yeah, it is. Got a fucking problem?' Luigi replied.
'Lets-a fucking-go' growled Wario.
'HEY!' yelled Mario. 'That is MY line, you idiot!'
Wario spun the knife at Mario, piercing his face. Wario climbed on top of him and stabbed him over and over and over until Mario was a bloody mess. Wario retreated, a smile spread across his face. Luigi shivered.
'I could really use Daisy right now' he uttered, completely terror-stricken.
'Luigi, I don't think the slut has been invented yet' replied Wario, wielding the knife at Yoshi, who didn't know what the hell was happening right now.
'YOSHI! WATCH OUT!' yelled Luigi.
It was too late. Wario had already dug the knife into Yoshi's stomach, and had carved a clear 'W' in the spot he stabbed. The blood made the 'W' red, much to Wario's delight. Yoshi coughed, but Wario put his hand over his mouth, not letting him breath. Eventually, Yoshi stopped squirming and lay still. Luigi suddenly let out a cry, and Wario turned to him, grinning.
'Well well, little Luigi, you want to go crying to you're mother? No, you can't, I'm afraid. Because you are about to die. Say goodbye, Luigi'
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This one will be three parts. I hope you guys enjoyed this one :)
