Yay! I finally typed up chapter four. Mwhahahaha! I mean… oh just forget it! Mwhahahaha!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Strangerhood
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Yami stared at Seto. "Don't you spend anytime at your place?"
"I would but someone needs to clean up that pigsty. It's a mess! Huh?" Seto commented.
His companion sighed. "Aren't you the only one who's been there?"
The taller teen shrugged. "What exactly is your point?"
The crimson-eyed teen glared at him. "Listen, I'm actually glad you're here. We need to talk-"
"I already told you… this is my sweater vest," Seto proclaimed and crossed his arms.
Yami shook his head. "No, it's not that."
The CEO froze. "And it was someone else who ate your delicious homemade chocolate cake, " he sighed contently.
The smaller teen looked shocked. "Someone ate my chocolate cake!"
"Now, how would I know?" Seto asked while smirking. "And don't ask about the empty milk jug, either."
Yami sweat dropped at the taller teen's stupidity. "I think it's time we put our heads together, and try to find out why we're here and who that weird voice is?"
Seto looked at him and his voice changed… a lot. "That's sound like a terrible idea!" Yami stared at him his eyes as wide as saucer plates. "Pardon me when I drink too much milk my voice gets all congested," Seto coughed.
Yugi walked up behind the two older boys. "Dude?" Seto looked behind him. "Other dude?" Yami turned to look at his hikari. "Outrageous news man!"
The brunette shook his head. "Oh no! Did Bakura get his head stuck in the dryer again?"
"No," Yugi answered.
Yami took a stab at it. "The vacuum?"
The shorter boy shook his head no. "Nooo!"
Seto tapped his chin and then pointed the finger at the smallest teen. "The garbage disposal?"
"No, the toaster oven," Yugi answered, "but also there's been a murder man!"
The both looked at him their jaws dropped. "What?"
Yugi grinned. "That's right man… Tea's dead!"
Yami flinched. "Ooo… not Tea!"
The other teen was confused. "Which one was she? Was she the one with the tiara?"
The violet-eyed teen thought for a second. "Uh? No, the other one."
"Oh yeah," Seto proclaimed. "Poor little other one."
They all went to the crime scene a.k.a. where Tea was 'killed'. When there they found Bakura crying. "Why it's Tea, why it her and not someone Bakura does not like such as old guy… or the nerd!"
Yami saw Tea's dead body by the swimming pool.
"She's really dead! I can't believe it!"
Seto looked around at Tea's house. "I can't believe she's been living here all by herself. This place is huge! I get dibs on all of her appliances!"
The red-eyed teen walked over to Bakura. "Bakura, did you see what happened?"
Yugi answered his yami's question. "Dude, we both did! We saw everything!" They all went into flashback mode. Music was playing and splashing from the pool was heard. "Bakura and I were swimming in the pool, like totally having a good time, man!"
"Yay! Bakura having good time," Bakura cried randomly.
The other two sweat dropped at their friends idiocy. "And then Tea walked out to join us and she got attacked man!"
Bakura was still smiling. "Bakura still having good time!"
The smaller teen continued his story. "By a swarm of flesh eating locusts!"
The flashback Tea screamed. "Oh no, locusts!"
The flashback faded. "And then I was like, well!"
Yami was very tempted to whack the boy. "Yugi, what are you talking about? It doesn't look like her skin was eaten by locusts."
His look a like thought for a second. "Oh yeah? Right, dude, I forgot! What really happened was this--"
Bakura grinned again. "Bakura being fired from cannon!"
"We were swimming-," Yugi began.
Bakura ran around. "I have great time swimming!"
"-and then Tea-," Yugi continued.
The Thief King interrupted again. "Tea, come in pool it's fun!"
"-was murdered by a bolt of electricity," Yugi finally finished.
The other boy pretended to look shocked. "Don't come in pool now, Tea!"
Yugi grinned triumphantly. "There was a giant explosion and there was like bar-be-que everywhere man!"
Yami shook his head. "That can't be right either."
"No wait… I meant she drowned," Yugi concluded… again.
Seto looked at him confused. "But you said she wasn't even in the pool.
The flashback Tea cried. "Ahhh, cement!"
Bakura rose his hand. "Bakura remember… thing on space fall on head."
The red-eyed ex-pharaoh groaned. "Oh come on!"
The other ex-spirit tapped his chin in thought. "Or maybe she was eat by giant bunny. She tried to run but he could hop."
Yami whacked him. "Okay, honestly did either of you actually see what happened here?"
"Actually," Yugi's head drooped, "no dude. We were playing that Marco Polo game, so like we both had our eyes closed." Bakura agreed.
Yami shook his head and stared at them. "Wait… only one person is suppose to keep there eyes closed in Marco Polo."
Yugi's face lit up. "No wonder that game was so hard!"
The white-haired thief was crying again. "I know poor Tea. So sad to see her die in tornado."
"There was no tornado," Yami growled.
He looked at the ex-pharaoh. "Plane crash?"
The porcupine 'genius' rubbed his forehead. "No."
Bakura blinked. "Circus fire?"
Yami twitched. "No!"
Bakura beamed. "Ah, yes, Godzilla took her life!"
Yugi decided to join in. "Why?"
"Fire breathing menace," Bakura sobbed. Yami was banging his head on a nearby table.
Again Yugi cried. "Why?"
Bakura waved his fist angrily in the air. "Curse you, Godzilla, with your green spines and fiery breath. Bakura have fiery breath too, but he takes mints now and then."
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Hope you liked it! I worked really hard to re-type and re-word it a little. I also added my own little humor in it!
Thanks for your support,
Pharaoh Cazuuki
